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over a year ago
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I'm going swimming today  Only the local pool.. nowt special, but it does have a slide and a wave machine. Is quiet enough to enjoy a bit of underwater gliding.
No doubt a few games of Jaws.. and Lake Placid will be asked for.. Dad becomes a Croc.
May make a whirlpool in the baby trainer pool.. try not to drown any babies.
Slo-mo underwater kung fu fights.
I may even catch a glimpse of the odd beautiful mum bod.. without being pervy or letchy about it.. or fantasizing over cubicle sex.
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"Take a Picnic with you (Chocolate Bar) incase it's over crowded in there.
Just unwrap it and throw it in if it is.
Eugh"
This is the virtual world I am talking about, 'make believe' if you like. So I don't really do that kind of thing. |
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"Take a Picnic with you (Chocolate Bar) incase it's over crowded in there.
Just unwrap it and throw it in if it is.
Eugh
This is the virtual world I am talking about, 'make believe' if you like. So I don't really do that kind of thing."
Of course not  |
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"Take a Picnic with you (Chocolate Bar) incase it's over crowded in there.
Just unwrap it and throw it in if it is.
Eugh
This is the virtual world I am talking about, 'make believe' if you like. So I don't really do that kind of thing.
Of course not "
I don't throw chocolate away willy nilly |
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"I'm going swimming today Only the local pool.. nowt special, but it does have a slide and a wave machine. Is quiet enough to enjoy a bit of underwater gliding.
No doubt a few games of Jaws.. and Lake Placid will be asked for.. Dad becomes a Croc.
May make a whirlpool in the baby trainer pool.. try not to drown any babies.
Slo-mo underwater kung fu fights.
I may even catch a glimpse of the odd beautiful mum bod.. without being pervy or letchy about it.. or fantasizing over cubicle sex.
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I'm a water baby, kite surfing this weekend |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm going swimming today Only the local pool.. nowt special, but it does have a slide and a wave machine. Is quiet enough to enjoy a bit of underwater gliding.
No doubt a few games of Jaws.. and Lake Placid will be asked for.. Dad becomes a Croc.
May make a whirlpool in the baby trainer pool.. try not to drown any babies.
Slo-mo underwater kung fu fights.
I may even catch a glimpse of the odd beautiful mum bod.. without being pervy or letchy about it.. or fantasizing over cubicle sex.
I'm a water baby, kite surfing this weekend "
never got on with kite surfing.. though I can wakeboard reasonably well. it's the sailing bit.. |
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I live the water, love swimming or just floating about and relaxing if the pool is quiet, I have been there on a Thursday afternoon and I was the only one in, sheer bliss, blasted off 60 lengths without dodging people then just lay back and floated about, heaven  |
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"I'm going swimming today Only the local pool.. nowt special, but it does have a slide and a wave machine. Is quiet enough to enjoy a bit of underwater gliding.
No doubt a few games of Jaws.. and Lake Placid will be asked for.. Dad becomes a Croc.
May make a whirlpool in the baby trainer pool.. try not to drown any babies.
Slo-mo underwater kung fu fights.
I may even catch a glimpse of the odd beautiful mum bod.. without being pervy or letchy about it.. or fantasizing over cubicle sex.
I'm a water baby, kite surfing this weekend
never got on with kite surfing.. though I can wakeboard reasonably well. it's the sailing bit.."
I wake on cable , the kite skills just come intuitively with persistence and I prefer the sea ,waves and freedom |
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The only pool I've been on recently is at Eurekas.
The local one is ridiculously overpriced now they've built the new leisure centre.
I so swim several times a week, either in the sea or a very fast tidal river.
Now that's exciting! |
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"The only pool I've been on recently is at Eurekas.
The local one is ridiculously overpriced now they've built the new leisure centre.
I so swim several times a week, either in the sea or a very fast tidal river.
Now that's exciting! "
Also dangerous |
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"I'm going swimming today Only the local pool.. nowt special, but it does have a slide and a wave machine. Is quiet enough to enjoy a bit of underwater gliding.
No doubt a few games of Jaws.. and Lake Placid will be asked for.. Dad becomes a Croc.
May make a whirlpool in the baby trainer pool.. try not to drown any babies.
Slo-mo underwater kung fu fights.
I may even catch a glimpse of the odd beautiful mum bod.. without being pervy or letchy about it.. or fantasizing over cubicle sex.
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Good for you! -Remember though:
No running
No diving at the shallow end
No heavy petting
No spitting
No shouting. ...
and don't wee in the pool either because nowadays there's disclosing dye to show up who's doing it. |
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"I'm going swimming today Only the local pool.. nowt special, but it does have a slide and a wave machine. Is quiet enough to enjoy a bit of underwater gliding.
No doubt a few games of Jaws.. and Lake Placid will be asked for.. Dad becomes a Croc.
May make a whirlpool in the baby trainer pool.. try not to drown any babies.
Slo-mo underwater kung fu fights.
I may even catch a glimpse of the odd beautiful mum bod.. without being pervy or letchy about it.. or fantasizing over cubicle sex.
I'm a water baby, kite surfing this weekend
never got on with kite surfing.. though I can wakeboard reasonably well. it's the sailing bit..
I wake on cable , the kite skills just come intuitively with persistence and I prefer the sea ,waves and freedom "
cable and boat for me.. boat gives off a good wake to ramp off. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The only pool I've been on recently is at Eurekas.
The local one is ridiculously overpriced now they've built the new leisure centre.
I so swim several times a week, either in the sea or a very fast tidal river.
Now that's exciting! "
Tidal river sounds cold  |
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over a year ago
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"Come on. I can’t be the only one who doesn’t like water???
I can not swim so am very uncomfortable in big pools of water. I would like to learn though but no one will teach me!  "
I could teach you to swim |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going swimming today Only the local pool.. nowt special, but it does have a slide and a wave machine. Is quiet enough to enjoy a bit of underwater gliding.
No doubt a few games of Jaws.. and Lake Placid will be asked for.. Dad becomes a Croc.
May make a whirlpool in the baby trainer pool.. try not to drown any babies.
Slo-mo underwater kung fu fights.
I may even catch a glimpse of the odd beautiful mum bod.. without being pervy or letchy about it.. or fantasizing over cubicle sex.
Good for you! -Remember though:
No running
No diving at the shallow end
No heavy petting
No spitting
No shouting. ...
and don't wee in the pool either because nowadays there's disclosing dye to show up who's doing it. "
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"I'm going swimming today Only the local pool.. nowt special, but it does have a slide and a wave machine. Is quiet enough to enjoy a bit of underwater gliding.
No doubt a few games of Jaws.. and Lake Placid will be asked for.. Dad becomes a Croc.
May make a whirlpool in the baby trainer pool.. try not to drown any babies.
Slo-mo underwater kung fu fights.
I may even catch a glimpse of the odd beautiful mum bod.. without being pervy or letchy about it.. or fantasizing over cubicle sex.
I'm a water baby, kite surfing this weekend
never got on with kite surfing.. though I can wakeboard reasonably well. it's the sailing bit..
I wake on cable , the kite skills just come intuitively with persistence and I prefer the sea ,waves and freedom
cable and boat for me.. boat gives off a good wake to ramp off. "
I can't justify the high fuel burn rate of a power boat , always sail over power if possible for me
However talking of wee , one of life's lil pleasures peeing in wetsuit on a cool day |
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Love the water, I was brought up on the beach, my first real job was as a diver in the navy, been diving/spearfishing most of my life, owned boats, kayaks, love water skiing and I'll happily swim for hours just because I love it. I did do a bit of surfing when I was younger but not any more |
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"Love the water, I was brought up on the beach, my first real job was as a diver in the navy, been diving/spearfishing most of my life, owned boats, kayaks, love water skiing and I'll happily swim for hours just because I love it. I did do a bit of surfing when I was younger but not any more "
I've spent most of my life by the sea as well.. struggling with being landlocked these past few years. |
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I love pool and going to place where is only +18 years. It’s great after a lot of swimming and staring I move into bubble bath ot sauna to stare more and have some chat with regulars
Enjoy your swim! |
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"Come on. I can’t be the only one who doesn’t like water???
I can not swim so am very uncomfortable in big pools of water. I would like to learn though but no one will teach me!
I could teach you to swim "
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"I love pool and going to place where is only +18 years. It’s great after a lot of swimming and staring I move into bubble bath ot sauna to stare more and have some chat with regulars
Enjoy your swim! "
I'm sorry.. but nothing beats playing in water with kids |
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"That's why I always keep my goggles on. Where theres a will theres a way "
say what now? are you sub aqua perving? I think we've found spiderwomans species... shes a waterspider |
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over a year ago
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"That's why I always keep my goggles on. Where theres a will theres a way
say what now? are you sub aqua perving? I think we've found spiderwomans species... shes a waterspider"
I can swim a length underwater. I'm a right perv me and no one knows were I am or what I'm doing.  |
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"I love pool and going to place where is only +18 years. It’s great after a lot of swimming and staring I move into bubble bath ot sauna to stare more and have some chat with regulars
Enjoy your swim!
I'm sorry.. but nothing beats playing in water with kids"
I don’t have my own so it could be extra strange situation if I play with someone else’s kid |
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"I love pool and going to place where is only +18 years. It’s great after a lot of swimming and staring I move into bubble bath ot sauna to stare more and have some chat with regulars
Enjoy your swim!
I'm sorry.. but nothing beats playing in water with kids
I don’t have my own so it could be extra strange situation if I play with someone else’s kid "
yes.. I'd not reccomend it |
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"I love pool and going to place where is only +18 years. It’s great after a lot of swimming and staring I move into bubble bath ot sauna to stare more and have some chat with regulars
Enjoy your swim!
I'm sorry.. but nothing beats playing in water with kids
I don’t have my own so it could be extra strange situation if I play with someone else’s kid
yes.. I'd not reccomend it "
...however I could always take like blowup doll or something but that might receive the same attitude |
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"I love pool and going to place where is only +18 years. It’s great after a lot of swimming and staring I move into bubble bath ot sauna to stare more and have some chat with regulars
Enjoy your swim!
I'm sorry.. but nothing beats playing in water with kids
I don’t have my own so it could be extra strange situation if I play with someone else’s kid
yes.. I'd not reccomend it
...however I could always take like blowup doll or something but that might receive the same attitude "
I dread to think of the kids flopping all over it like a lilo |
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I love the water... My grandad has a villa with pool in Jamaica where we used to stay during summer holidays.
I also had a water birth with my daughter and as soon as she was born we went to baby swimming classes. |
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"I love the water... My grandad has a villa with pool in Jamaica where we used to stay during summer holidays.
I also had a water birth with my daughter and as soon as she was born we went to baby swimming classes. "
I'm jealous of the Jamaican villa |
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"I love the water... My grandad has a villa with pool in Jamaica where we used to stay during summer holidays.
I also had a water birth with my daughter and as soon as she was born we went to baby swimming classes.
I'm jealous of the Jamaican villa "
I hope to go visit next year and take the mini me for the first time. Teach her how to climb the coconut tree, if I still get up there myself. |
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"I love pool and going to place where is only +18 years. It’s great after a lot of swimming and staring I move into bubble bath ot sauna to stare more and have some chat with regulars
Enjoy your swim!
I'm sorry.. but nothing beats playing in water with kids
I don’t have my own so it could be extra strange situation if I play with someone else’s kid
yes.. I'd not reccomend it
...however I could always take like blowup doll or something but that might receive the same attitude
I dread to think of the kids flopping all over it like a lilo "
Sounds like kids will have good time |
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"I love the water... My grandad has a villa with pool in Jamaica where we used to stay during summer holidays.
I also had a water birth with my daughter and as soon as she was born we went to baby swimming classes.
I'm jealous of the Jamaican villa
I hope to go visit next year and take the mini me for the first time. Teach her how to climb the coconut tree, if I still get up there myself. "
I want an Uncle in Jamaica. I've just got parents in Spain |
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"I love pool and going to place where is only +18 years. It’s great after a lot of swimming and staring I move into bubble bath ot sauna to stare more and have some chat with regulars
Enjoy your swim!
I'm sorry.. but nothing beats playing in water with kids
I don’t have my own so it could be extra strange situation if I play with someone else’s kid
yes.. I'd not reccomend it
...however I could always take like blowup doll or something but that might receive the same attitude
I dread to think of the kids flopping all over it like a lilo
Sounds like kids will have good time "
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