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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"There are just too many of these "days". It's as if somebody is just making them up. "
I have felt a slight guilt at not being on here to post about all of them. I missed Cream Tea Day!
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A German shepherd, a Doberman and a cat go to heaven.
God greets the three and asks each what they believe in.
First God asks the German Shepherd who replies "I believe in discipline and loyalty to my master".
God says " this is good, you can sit here at my right hand."
Next God asks the Doberman what he believes in. The Doberman replies "I believe in love and protecting my master."
God says "Wonderful, you can sit here at my left."
Finally God asks the cat what he believes in and the cat replies;
"I believe you are in my seat". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A German shepherd, a Doberman and a cat go to heaven.
God greets the three and asks each what they believe in.
First God asks the German Shepherd who replies "I believe in discipline and loyalty to my master".
God says " this is good, you can sit here at my right hand."
Next God asks the Doberman what he believes in. The Doberman replies "I believe in love and protecting my master."
God says "Wonderful, you can sit here at my left."
Finally God asks the cat what he believes in and the cat replies;
"I believe you are in my seat"."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I adore my pussies, Can’t beat a lovely snuffle of their fluffy underbellies One’s a little shit but thankfully he’s very cute too!! "
If I try to stroke my moggies belly it's instant death for me |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
I love cats had two of them for years don't have any at the moment one died of old age other had to be put to sleep became ill that was a very sad day.
May get another one day. |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"A German shepherd, a Doberman and a cat go to heaven.
God greets the three and asks each what they believe in.
First God asks the German Shepherd who replies "I believe in discipline and loyalty to my master".
God says " this is good, you can sit here at my right hand."
Next God asks the Doberman what he believes in. The Doberman replies "I believe in love and protecting my master."
God says "Wonderful, you can sit here at my left."
Finally God asks the cat what he believes in and the cat replies;
"I believe you are in my seat"."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love cats had two of them for years don't have any at the moment one died of old age other had to be put to sleep became ill that was a very sad day.
May get another one day. "
I went to rehome an adult cat two weeks ago, and came back with two kittens |
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