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over a year ago
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Oh a friend I met she popped a finger up there and a little toy
Golly gum drops it was rather spiffing 
And let's face it a chap of my years will have to get used to a prodding up there for medical reasons on a yearly basis |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A man, or a male human?
A male human. I bet they've all tried it.
All those over 21 I reckon yes. They won't all admit it though "
It's like if I tol you you could have a really intense orgasm by rubbinh your eye, it sounds wrong and it makes you a bit squeamish but you'd give it a go right? |
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"A man, or a male human?
A male human. I bet they've all tried it.
All those over 21 I reckon yes. They won't all admit it though
It's like if I tol you you could have a really intense orgasm by rubbinh your eye, it sounds wrong and it makes you a bit squeamish but you'd give it a go right? "
Fucking right I would!
And if I couldn't do it myself, I'd get someone else to do it  |
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"Well I inserted a snorkel up my bum 
Never again lol
I'm so disappoint I wasn't there to inflate you  "
Well I put a Johnny on the end as I thought it would be less damaging to me so all you would really do is blow it further up my rectum lol. Anyway, I stopped when I noticed blood |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never stuck anything up myself but I have had someone else’s finger there to massage my prostrate..... it was pretty cool
But Holly has threatened numerous times to bugger me with large implements, there was one time she was going to punish me with a humongous dildo.....I only asked if I could watch Match of the Day
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"A man, or a male human?
A male human. I bet they've all tried it.
All those over 21 I reckon yes. They won't all admit it though
It's like if I tol you you could have a really intense orgasm by rubbinh your eye, it sounds wrong and it makes you a bit squeamish but you'd give it a go right? "
Does no-one else get eye-gasms!?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A man, or a male human?
A male human. I bet they've all tried it.
All those over 21 I reckon yes. They won't all admit it though
It's like if I tol you you could have a really intense orgasm by rubbinh your eye, it sounds wrong and it makes you a bit squeamish but you'd give it a go right?
Does no-one else get eye-gasms!? "
It could get awkward if you get tired in a meeting and start rubbing your eyes |
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"A man, or a male human?
A male human. I bet they've all tried it.
All those over 21 I reckon yes. They won't all admit it though
It's like if I tol you you could have a really intense orgasm by rubbinh your eye, it sounds wrong and it makes you a bit squeamish but you'd give it a go right?
Does no-one else get eye-gasms!?
It could get awkward if you get tired in a meeting and start rubbing your eyes "
It breaks the tension/boredom |
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"No way has anything been up my arse, no way, will not have it said.
Do you want something up there?
Only if you’re gentle.  "
I'm 50 shades of bipolar and I have no safe word, it's at your own risk pal |
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"No way has anything been up my arse, no way, will not have it said.
Do you want something up there?
Only if you’re gentle.
I'm 50 shades of bipolar and I have no safe word, it's at your own risk pal "
Is that what you wanted the jousting lance for? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No way has anything been up my arse, no way, will not have it said.
Do you want something up there?
Only if you’re gentle.
I'm 50 shades of bipolar and I have no safe word, it's at your own risk pal
Is that what you wanted the jousting lance for?"
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By (user no longer on site)
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So the first thing up my bum was an A&E Doctor’s gloved finger when I was 21. I had a very severe case of diarrhoea that had lasted over a week. He caught me by surprise and despite it stopping my diarrhoea and causing constipation I swore nothing else would go voluntarily up my arse
25 years later again a surprise finger up my bum from a woman I met off a different site, caused me to rethink my vow, when she did a rather deft job of milking me with a pro state massage.
Following that I did a lot of personal exploration with toys of varying size and types: butt plugs, a vibrating prostate massager, a glass dildo and have worked up to a rather effective vibrating dildo. The latter I am hoping will soon be used as a strap on for me to lose my pegging virginity. This year I received a fantastic prostate massage and some more enthusiastic bum play from partners and look forward to more mind blowing orgasms from anal play. I had no idea of the erotic possibilities of my arsehole.
I am also hoping that sometime soon I’ll get to experience what it’s like to be fucked and pop my anal cherry properly, but we’ll have to see on that one |
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Well I had a woman play with my arse, she wanted to try during the whole roleplay phase we had... She started with a finger massage then tried a pink dildo the same size as my cock..... Let's say it hurt when she finally got it in and it felt like she forced it up .. I fell forward in pain and the thing shot out my arse and almost knocked her out.... Never laughed so much and in pain haha |
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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago
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"On earth who hasn't stuck something up his bum? I mean even just a fingertip just to see. "
pretty sure not we are all curious to new experiences it's human nature not just us guys although I'm sure we lie more convincingly when some of us say no never be it perhaps more to themselves than those reading the thread lol
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
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"A man, or a male human?
A male human. I bet they've all tried it.
All those over 21 I reckon yes. They won't all admit it though
It's like if I tol you you could have a really intense orgasm by rubbinh your eye, it sounds wrong and it makes you a bit squeamish but you'd give it a go right?
Fucking right I would!
And if I couldn't do it myself, I'd get someone else to do it "
An optician friend told me about a sect of monks who were so devout in their celibacy that to avoid wanking they would resort to ocular masturbation to get their jollies. Not sure if they would oblige each other.
To answer your initial question - no, cos it feels ace. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why should this be specific to men! 
Because women don't have a prostate.
Fail to see what that's got to do with it! "
Because men can have extremely intense orgasms by stimulating their prostate. They all have one therefore they could all experience so are more likely to be curious to investigate.
While I don't doubt some women have investigated they don't have the same motivation so the percentage who have is likely to be lower. |
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