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By *uciyass OP   Man  over a year ago

sheffield

Believe it or not I was arse first my poor mum

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Despair thy charm,

And let the angel whom thou still hast served

Tell thee, Brightonsteve was from his mother’s womb

Untimely ripped.

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By *urls and DressesWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I too was bottom first, out of the sunroof

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was my mum’s longest labour, at six hours.

Natural birth.

The only pain relief she had with any of us (she’s had four of us) was paracetamol with one of my sisters.

God my mum’s a trooper

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By *ream3.14159Man  over a year ago

Here & there

I was delivered by stork

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Believe it or not I was arse first my poor mum "

Me too!

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I was delivered by stork "
better with butter

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

No idea but judging by my mums sour puss face I'd guess badly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hospital, mother, midwife, puuuuuuuuuuussssshhhhhhh, forceps,PLOP!!!, jobsagoodun.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my mum said I was found under a gooseberry bush

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Forceps my twin brother beat me out first and took up my growing space.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I too was bottom first, out of the sunroof"

Same here. My lil one proved to be a pain for her mummy too, born fist first! Ouch! Viv xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Feet first

P

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By *uciyass OP   Man  over a year ago

sheffield

Much respect to our mums I know she always reminds me to this day if the pain

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By *uciyass OP   Man  over a year ago

sheffield


"I too was bottom first, out of the sunroof

Same here. My lil one proved to be a pain for her mummy too, born fist first! Ouch! Viv xx"

She was punching for joy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Apparently I came out like a dream , in double quick time, a quick cry for a few seconds , a large yawn then off to sleep

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By *moothdickMan  over a year ago

stoke

I fell out of my mums minge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haven't got a clue how I was born, think I was delivered by a bloody Stork. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"my mum said I was found under a gooseberry bush "

Mine did too

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

I don't really remember. I know I was there but my memory is fading.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was born standing up and talking back

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS  over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Almost in the back of the car on the way to the hospital. I was the third child so I was rushing my way out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hubby was incubated in a lab, the result of a top secret medical experiment, that went hideously wrong....

Me, pretty normal, from what I have been told....

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS  over a year ago

west here ford shire


"Believe it or not I was arse first my poor mum "

I was born under a wandering star, the giant stork dropped me head first on to a wagon train heading east out of Pasadena ..

The sound of guitar playing as folks sat around a campfire entertaining each other with songs and stories..

So as I said

I was born under a wandering star

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Natural birth, honeymoon baby, 2 weeks early

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island

3 weeks later and natural birth

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By *ackdd72Man  over a year ago

the valleys

Can't really remember how I was born but I intend to go out the same way,kicking and screaming between a woman's legs

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By *anSMan  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Late, and out the sunroof lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mum was hospitalised for three months, those were the days, with me as I was breech all the way up to actual both then I flipped to head first!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On my due date and by emergency c section apparently

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By *moothdickMan  over a year ago

stoke

Someone spat on a nettle and the sun did the rest

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By *oAngelsCouple  over a year ago

Sutton

My dad delivered me so they didn't miss Starsky and Hutch!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was my mum's 4th and final.

Straightforward, "easy" birth so she says...she saved the best for last

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath

From a woman ie my mum!

Isn’t everyone

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

During the commonwealth games much to my mums disgust.

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By *eakcoupleCouple  over a year ago

peak district

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth

The north side of my town faced east, and the east was facing south

But I'm a substitute for another guy.... etc

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

The doctors apparently couldn't find my heartbeat so the bastards ripped me out into this shit show they call life.

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Normal through the vag of life but a month early.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Almost in the back of the car on the way to the hospital. I was the third child so I was rushing my way out"

I made it out in the back of the car at the traffic lights, 5 mins from the hospital!

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"Almost in the back of the car on the way to the hospital. I was the third child so I was rushing my way out

I made it out in the back of the car at the traffic lights, 5 mins from the hospital! "

Has the car thing stuck with you in life then! Just asking out of curiosity

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth

I had my arms folded behind my head. Ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Natural birth, though my dad ended up being admitted too as he hit his head, when he fainted from all the blood

Holly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not a clue. My lo came out of the sunroof - no way was I doing it natural

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

With as much fuss as possible. My poor mother was in labour for nearly 6 days.

No wonder she found it difficult to love or like me.

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I was most likely popped out as gracefully and with as little fuss as possible. Natural homebirth. She's hard as nails and super classy is my mama. Shame she didn't bestow any of that on us.

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By *uciyass OP   Man  over a year ago

sheffield

I’m enjoying this. It really explains a lot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bang on time, facing the right way, no pain relief...all relatively straight forward.

I was a bloody nightmare from then on though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Prematurely by caesarean.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan  over a year ago

Kent

week overdue, seems I was a procrastinator from the word go.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS  over a year ago

west here ford shire


"Believe it or not I was arse first my poor mum

I was born under a wandering star, the giant stork dropped me head first on to a wagon train heading east out of Pasadena ..

The sound of guitar playing as folks sat around a campfire entertaining each other with songs and stories..

So as I said

I was born under a wandering star

"

A wandering wandering star..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I haven’t a clue.

I’m one of six.

I’m assuming it was an easy birth or she would have gone on to have more.

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By *an_LexaCouple  over a year ago

Sunderland

On time with little fuss, at home in her own bed.

Told you I can be a good girl, sometimes

Lex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

With my cord strangling me. Almost died

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was born 2 minutes after the pubs called time.

As my dad said, its a habit that hasnt changed in all of my life.

Going nowhere until the bar shuts!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing exciting - routine pregnancy and birth, but was overdue.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Caesarian

I wasn't breast fed either

I blame this early denial for my long term fascination with boobies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wasn’t born i was created in a lab

LJ

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By *adeiteWoman  over a year ago

Staffordshire

C section. Was slowly dying inside for weeks, no one had any idea til I started fighting to get the hell out.

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By *entleman55Man  over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Can’t remember but was told it was normal.

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