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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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How can your pocket be empty but still have something in it ?"
I’ve a hole in my pocket that my cock slips through
How can I get to Babylon without flying |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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If tomatoes are a fruit why isn't ketchup a smoothie?
Dunno but it's criminal
Can you touch your toes... with your tongue? Knees straight.
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Gene Simmons can 
Can put a fruit pastille in your mouth without chewing it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can put a cock in my mouth and not chew it so what you think
Have you ever had upside down sexi times while strapped to a Ferris wheel"
I haven't.... but now I want to. Just a small one though I'm not a huge fan of heights (other than the dizzy ones of being in love    )
Why isn't Emmerdale a farm anymore? Brexit? Lack of cowwage?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can put a cock in my mouth and not chew it so what you think
Have you ever had upside down sexi times while strapped to a Ferris wheel
I haven't.... but now I want to. Just a small one though I'm not a huge fan of heights (other than the dizzy ones of being in love )
Why isn't Emmerdale a farm anymore? Brexit? Lack of cowwage?
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I think it burnt down, with all the methane about it was a cert.
If you were down to your last Rolo and that Fabber you fancy wanted it but was not offering sex in return, would you give them it? |
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"Answer the question above then leave your own x
How can your pocket be empty but still have something in it ?
I’ve a hole in my pocket that my cock slips through
How can I get to Babylon without flying "
Dragoman overland travel.
What has a head and a tail but no legs ?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Answer the question above then leave your own x
How can your pocket be empty but still have something in it ?
I’ve a hole in my pocket that my cock slips through
How can I get to Babylon without flying
Dragoman overland travel.
What has a head and a tail but no legs ?
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A coin
What colour does a smurf go if you deprive it of its ability to breathe? |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
"Answer the question above then leave your own x
How can your pocket be empty but still have something in it ?
I’ve a hole in my pocket that my cock slips through
How can I get to Babylon without flying
Dragoman overland travel.
What has a head and a tail but no legs ?
A coin
What colour does a smurf go if you deprive it of its ability to breathe? "
Yellow
How far can a goat pee while at an altitude of 200mtrs |
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