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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Any ladies fancies giving me a hand job? Please feel free to contact me.

If you are undecided, think about it, what are you going loose?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If no ladies fancy it, I'll help you out. You don't mind if year marigolds though do you?

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By *heshireKMan over a year ago

Warrington

Wow, there’s an offer, wish I was a lady and liked cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My dignity

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My dignity "

How is it going to affect your dignity?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My dignity "

That was sharp! I like it

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By *ruesome-twosomeCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"My dignity "

Love this reply

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Didn't know ladies don't do those sort things

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Didn't know ladies don't do those sort things"

Exactly, if a lady asked you to massage her pussy, you would happily do it. Inni?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Didn't know ladies don't do those sort things

Exactly, if a lady asked you to massage her pussy, you would happily do it. Inni? "

It's alright buddy I've got my own cat at home

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Didn't know ladies don't do those sort things

Exactly, if a lady asked you to massage her pussy, you would happily do it. Inni?

It's alright buddy I've got my own cat at home

Dude, a pussy on fab is a vagina

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

You could try some rubber gloves and swarfegga I find it most convincing especially if I look away I think it’s someone else and I can shout faster at it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any ladies fancies giving me a hand job? Please feel free to contact me.

If you are undecided, think about it, what are you going loose? "

Yeah, what have you got to loose, women ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any ladies fancies giving me a hand job? Please feel free to contact me.

If you are undecided, think about it, what are you going loose?

Yeah, what have you got to loose, women ?"

Why are you asking the same question again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sit on your hand for a while then wank yourself it feels like someone else is doing it

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By *heshireKMan over a year ago

Warrington

"Didn't know ladies don't do those sort things

Exactly, if a lady asked you to massage her pussy, you would happily do it. Inni?

It's alright buddy I've got my own cat at home

Dude, a pussy on fab is a vagina "

Haha think he might know that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Didn't know ladies don't do those sort things

Exactly, if a lady asked you to massage her pussy, you would happily do it. Inni?

It's alright buddy I've got my own cat at home

Dude, a pussy on fab is a vagina

Haha think he might know that! "

Doesn’t seem like it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sit on your hand for a while then wank yourself it feels like someone else is doing it"

And you know that how??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any ladies fancies giving me a hand job? Please feel free to contact me.

If you are undecided, think about it, what are you going loose?

Yeah, what have you got to loose, women ?

Why are you asking the same question again? "

Maybe it’s the use of the word ‘loose’ instead of lose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heard plenty men talk about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any ladies fancies giving me a hand job? Please feel free to contact me.

If you are undecided, think about it, what are you going loose?

Yeah, what have you got to loose, women ?

Why are you asking the same question again?

Maybe it’s the use of the word ‘loose’ instead of lose

My apologies

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"If you are undecided, think about it, what are you going loose? "

I’m not sure suggesting the women are going loose is going to help your cause.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any ladies fancies giving me a hand job? Please feel free to contact me.

If you are undecided, think about it, what are you going loose?

Yeah, what have you got to loose, women ?

Why are you asking the same question again? "

I think it’s best you get your coat, mate.

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By *hezuMan over a year ago

London

If you are undecided, think about it, what are you going loose? "

Time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you are undecided, think about it, what are you going loose?

Time"

Come on now, it’s not like they are preparing for Brexit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any ladies fancies giving me a hand job? Please feel free to contact me.

If you are undecided, think about it, what are you going loose?

Yeah, what have you got to loose, women ?

Why are you asking the same question again?

I think it’s best you get your coat, mate."

Might take a bit of time to do the buttons up with numb hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any ladies fancies giving me a hand job? Please feel free to contact me.

If you are undecided, think about it, what are you going loose?

Yeah, what have you got to loose, women ?

Why are you asking the same question again?

I think it’s best you get your coat, mate.

Might take a bit of time to do the buttons up with numb hands"

You don’t need a coat in this warm weather

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I might get wrist ache. What's wrong with your own anyways?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I might get wrist ache. What's wrong with your own anyways?

It’s better when you do it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My dignity

How is it going to affect your dignity? "

Who knows? But I'm getting a vague sense that just agreeing to give a hand job to a man with no more than just an image of a cock, with little imagination, seduction or even the ability to spell a 4 letter word involved (and all this on a site where men outnumber women 10 to 1ish so where ladies have the pick of chaps that tick far more boxes) may have a woman concerned that she is lowering her standards somewhat?

Don't get me wrong, you could feasibly be a witty charming handsome soul, bursting to the brim with good cheer and kindness to all. But none of this has thus far been revealed in any way whatsoever.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"My dignity

How is it going to affect your dignity?

Don't get me wrong, you could feasibly be a witty charming handsome soul, bursting to the brim with good cheer and kindness to all. But none of this has thus far been revealed in any way whatsoever.

Couldn't have put it better myself!

Mrs TMN x

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By *heslimoneMan over a year ago

Deeside

"My dignity

How is it going to affect your dignity?

Don't get me wrong, you could feasibly be a witty charming handsome soul, bursting to the brim with good cheer and kindness to all. But none of this has thus far been revealed in any way whatsoever.

Couldn't have put it better myself!

Mrs TMN x"

It's kinda charming how he has been so open in his request by putting it up on the forum for all to see, there is a certain vulnerability in that which one should admire.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aside from the very valid points made above , tell me OP, what would I get out of giving you a hand job ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aside from the very valid points made above , tell me OP, what would I get out of giving you a hand job ? "

Sticky fingers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aside from the very valid points made above , tell me OP, what would I get out of giving you a hand job ?

Sticky fingers?"
I need a bit more motivation than that. Plus I could always borrow your gloves

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