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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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With all the talk of women who want massive wangers and blokes waving their huge appendages about over the last few days.
How about some love for those of us who are perfectly average in every way  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Average is fine, it’s the below averagers that need extra help...
There’ll always be half above and half below. "
And of course, cock size falls within a bell curve  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't want average. Don't turn up just being average make a bit of an effort, I do "
See, I'm happy with average looks, average appendage, but to get me wet in the chuff they need an outstanding aura/glow kinda thing. I need the energy to be right. I still expect them to make an effort, but you can't change the way you look or your penis size.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thing is OP one person's average will be another's exceptional - I'm me, take me or leave me  "
To the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty?
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"I don't want average. Don't turn up just being average make a bit of an effort, I do
See, I'm happy with average looks, average appendage, but to get me wet in the chuff they need an outstanding aura/glow kinda thing. I need the energy to be right. I still expect them to make an effort, but you can't change the way you look or your penis size.
P"
Definitely. Connection, that word. Hitting me in the right places mentally and trying to do well. That matters more than anything. |
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"I don't want average. Don't turn up just being average make a bit of an effort, I do
See, I'm happy with average looks, average appendage, but to get me wet in the chuff they need an outstanding aura/glow kinda thing. I need the energy to be right. I still expect them to make an effort, but you can't change the way you look or your penis size.
P"
No and I wouldn't suggest that anyone should. Just don't come and meet me having only made an average effort. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't want average. Don't turn up just being average make a bit of an effort, I do
See, I'm happy with average looks, average appendage, but to get me wet in the chuff they need an outstanding aura/glow kinda thing. I need the energy to be right. I still expect them to make an effort, but you can't change the way you look or your penis size.
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Definitely. Connection, that word. Hitting me in the right places mentally and trying to do well. That matters more than anything. "
A good soul and lust for life with a side order of oooo la la 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't want average. Don't turn up just being average make a bit of an effort, I do
See, I'm happy with average looks, average appendage, but to get me wet in the chuff they need an outstanding aura/glow kinda thing. I need the energy to be right. I still expect them to make an effort, but you can't change the way you look or your penis size.
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No and I wouldn't suggest that anyone should. Just don't come and meet me having only made an average effort. "
Only cleaned the top teeth but left the bottom row
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"I don't want average. Don't turn up just being average make a bit of an effort, I do
See, I'm happy with average looks, average appendage, but to get me wet in the chuff they need an outstanding aura/glow kinda thing. I need the energy to be right. I still expect them to make an effort, but you can't change the way you look or your penis size.
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No and I wouldn't suggest that anyone should. Just don't come and meet me having only made an average effort.
Only cleaned the top teeth but left the bottom row
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 yes.
seriously though if we go to meet someone even socially, we both make an above average effort. I'd expect the people we're meeting to do the same. I know mine is an unpopular opinion and I'm supposed to look past outward appearances but there it is. |
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"I don't want average. Don't turn up just being average make a bit of an effort, I do
See, I'm happy with average looks, average appendage, but to get me wet in the chuff they need an outstanding aura/glow kinda thing. I need the energy to be right. I still expect them to make an effort, but you can't change the way you look or your penis size.
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No and I wouldn't suggest that anyone should. Just don't come and meet me having only made an average effort.
Only cleaned the top teeth but left the bottom row
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yes.
seriously though if we go to meet someone even socially, we both make an above average effort. I'd expect the people we're meeting to do the same. I know mine is an unpopular opinion and I'm supposed to look past outward appearances but there it is. "
I don't think that will be an unpopular opinion - surely most people expect someone to make an effort to be their best presented self when meeting? You don't need to be a model, but defo clean and well presented 
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"I don't want average. Don't turn up just being average make a bit of an effort, I do
See, I'm happy with average looks, average appendage, but to get me wet in the chuff they need an outstanding aura/glow kinda thing. I need the energy to be right. I still expect them to make an effort, but you can't change the way you look or your penis size.
P
No and I wouldn't suggest that anyone should. Just don't come and meet me having only made an average effort.
Only cleaned the top teeth but left the bottom row
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yes.
seriously though if we go to meet someone even socially, we both make an above average effort. I'd expect the people we're meeting to do the same. I know mine is an unpopular opinion and I'm supposed to look past outward appearances but there it is. "
I'm not sure it *is* an unpopular opinion, we all want to look our best, and to be attractive and it's only natural that we'd want others to have the same view - I don't expect those that I meet to be glammed up to the nines, but I'd also take a dim view if they turned up looking like they just did the housework and didn't bother to shower after. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't want average. Don't turn up just being average make a bit of an effort, I do
See, I'm happy with average looks, average appendage, but to get me wet in the chuff they need an outstanding aura/glow kinda thing. I need the energy to be right. I still expect them to make an effort, but you can't change the way you look or your penis size.
P
No and I wouldn't suggest that anyone should. Just don't come and meet me having only made an average effort.
Only cleaned the top teeth but left the bottom row
P
yes.
seriously though if we go to meet someone even socially, we both make an above average effort. I'd expect the people we're meeting to do the same. I know mine is an unpopular opinion and I'm supposed to look past outward appearances but there it is.
I don't think that will be an unpopular opinion - surely most people expect someone to make an effort to be their best presented self when meeting? You don't need to be a model, but defo clean and well presented
Mrs TMN x"
See, I don't know if I make an above average effort.
I have no effort - lazy house day.
Effort - entering the outside world.
I suppose I may straighten my hair which I wouldn't normally do and I wear nice clothes. Obviously the "personal" grooming, but I wouldn't count that as extra effort coz it's something I do anyway so it's just normal.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There are several of you guys who have declared yourself average who are far above "average" imo.
We all like different things, you're all someone's idea of awesome |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Thing is OP one person's average will be another's exceptional - I'm me, take me or leave me
To the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty?
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....Taaaaakee meeeeee hooommmmee |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thing is OP one person's average will be another's exceptional - I'm me, take me or leave me
To the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty?
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....Taaaaakee meeeeee hooommmmee "
I'm not the only one singing it now then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thing is OP one person's average will be another's exceptional - I'm me, take me or leave me
To the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty?
P
....Taaaaakee meeeeee hooommmmee "
Change it up...
Country road, to the place I BELOOOOOOOOOOONG
Fuck, that's so going on right now.
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"With all the talk of women who want massive wangers and blokes waving their huge appendages about over the last few days.
How about some love for those of us who are perfectly average in every way "
Love a bit of average, if you are the definition of average  |
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"With all the talk of women who want massive wangers and blokes waving their huge appendages about over the last few days.
How about some love for those of us who are perfectly average in every way "
To be fair Mr m, I'm not sure with your height and strength you are anywhere near mr average |
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"I don't want average. Don't turn up just being average make a bit of an effort, I do
See, I'm happy with average looks, average appendage, but to get me wet in the chuff they need an outstanding aura/glow kinda thing. I need the energy to be right. I still expect them to make an effort, but you can't change the way you look or your penis size.
P
No and I wouldn't suggest that anyone should. Just don't come and meet me having only made an average effort.
Only cleaned the top teeth but left the bottom row
P
yes.
seriously though if we go to meet someone even socially, we both make an above average effort. I'd expect the people we're meeting to do the same. I know mine is an unpopular opinion and I'm supposed to look past outward appearances but there it is.
I don't think that will be an unpopular opinion - surely most people expect someone to make an effort to be their best presented self when meeting? You don't need to be a model, but defo clean and well presented
Mrs TMN x"
I feel that requiring a certain standard of physical appearance is at odds with many forum contributors opinion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Average is so uninspiring though. If the best description of yourself is average I'm a bit saddened. I've no intention of meeting anyone who just makes average. I'm real greedy when it comes to playtime.  |
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"Average is so uninspiring though. If the best description of yourself is average I'm a bit saddened. I've no intention of meeting anyone who just makes average. I'm real greedy when it comes to playtime. "
Surely if we all said we thought we was awesome that would just be being big headed or cocky. I'd much rather others say what they think rather than blow my own trumpet at what I concider to be a normal bloke. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Average is so uninspiring though. If the best description of yourself is average I'm a bit saddened. I've no intention of meeting anyone who just makes average. I'm real greedy when it comes to playtime. "
Oh well, never mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Average is so uninspiring though. If the best description of yourself is average I'm a bit saddened. I've no intention of meeting anyone who just makes average. I'm real greedy when it comes to playtime.
Surely if we all said we thought we was awesome that would just be being big headed or cocky. I'd much rather others say what they think rather than blow my own trumpet at what I concider to be a normal bloke."
I don't see the need to mention it at all, so someone declaring themselves average is off putting to me. Equally off putting is someone putting themself down and bigging themself up. Just why??? Why not just be who you are without the comparison to others? That's what irks me I think. |
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"Average is so uninspiring though. If the best description of yourself is average I'm a bit saddened. I've no intention of meeting anyone who just makes average. I'm real greedy when it comes to playtime.
Surely if we all said we thought we was awesome that would just be being big headed or cocky. I'd much rather others say what they think rather than blow my own trumpet at what I concider to be a normal bloke."
I agree,it's like when someone has handsome guy or attractive couple on their profile yeah it's confident,but I think it's up to others to come to that conclusion I find it a bit arrogant. |
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"Average is so uninspiring though. If the best description of yourself is average I'm a bit saddened. I've no intention of meeting anyone who just makes average. I'm real greedy when it comes to playtime.
Surely if we all said we thought we was awesome that would just be being big headed or cocky. I'd much rather others say what they think rather than blow my own trumpet at what I concider to be a normal bloke.
I don't see the need to mention it at all, so someone declaring themselves average is off putting to me. Equally off putting is someone putting themself down and bigging themself up. Just why??? Why not just be who you are without the comparison to others? That's what irks me I think. "
Isn't that what saying your average is though. I know I have some really good qualitys but also some really bad so all in all I call myself average. Maybe I got that wrong it's just my opinion  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Average is so uninspiring though. If the best description of yourself is average I'm a bit saddened. I've no intention of meeting anyone who just makes average. I'm real greedy when it comes to playtime.
Surely if we all said we thought we was awesome that would just be being big headed or cocky. I'd much rather others say what they think rather than blow my own trumpet at what I concider to be a normal bloke.
I don't see the need to mention it at all, so someone declaring themselves average is off putting to me. Equally off putting is someone putting themself down and bigging themself up. Just why??? Why not just be who you are without the comparison to others? That's what irks me I think.
Isn't that what saying your average is though. I know I have some really good qualitys but also some really bad so all in all I call myself average. Maybe I got that wrong it's just my opinion "
To be average it has to be compared to something. That's what I don't like about it. But hey that's just me. Plenty are completely happy comparing and coming out average... it's a bit like being called nice isn't it??
Anyway I've derailed so I'll leave you average lovers to it. Just offering a different perspective |
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"Average is so uninspiring though. If the best description of yourself is average I'm a bit saddened. I've no intention of meeting anyone who just makes average. I'm real greedy when it comes to playtime.
Surely if we all said we thought we was awesome that would just be being big headed or cocky. I'd much rather others say what they think rather than blow my own trumpet at what I concider to be a normal bloke.
I don't see the need to mention it at all, so someone declaring themselves average is off putting to me. Equally off putting is someone putting themself down and bigging themself up. Just why??? Why not just be who you are without the comparison to others? That's what irks me I think.
Isn't that what saying your average is though. I know I have some really good qualitys but also some really bad so all in all I call myself average. Maybe I got that wrong it's just my opinion
To be average it has to be compared to something. That's what I don't like about it. But hey that's just me. Plenty are completely happy comparing and coming out average... it's a bit like being called nice isn't it??
Anyway I've derailed so I'll leave you average lovers to it. Just offering a different perspective "
Ye I see what your saying. Think I mixed up bragging with confidence. Confidence I have by the bucket but my helmet size is definitely average |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Average is so uninspiring though. If the best description of yourself is average I'm a bit saddened. I've no intention of meeting anyone who just makes average. I'm real greedy when it comes to playtime.
Surely if we all said we thought we was awesome that would just be being big headed or cocky. I'd much rather others say what they think rather than blow my own trumpet at what I concider to be a normal bloke.
I don't see the need to mention it at all, so someone declaring themselves average is off putting to me. Equally off putting is someone putting themself down and bigging themself up. Just why??? Why not just be who you are without the comparison to others? That's what irks me I think.
Isn't that what saying your average is though. I know I have some really good qualitys but also some really bad so all in all I call myself average. Maybe I got that wrong it's just my opinion
To be average it has to be compared to something. That's what I don't like about it. But hey that's just me. Plenty are completely happy comparing and coming out average... it's a bit like being called nice isn't it??
Anyway I've derailed so I'll leave you average lovers to it. Just offering a different perspective "
There are plenty of qualities about me that can't be measured statistically but on anything that can I am roughly average- average height for a male in the UK, average weight for a male in the UK, average cock size for a male in the UK. Thankfully for most people attraction is based on much more than what can be measured statistically. |
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By *erryxxxWoman
over a year ago
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"Average is so uninspiring though. If the best description of yourself is average I'm a bit saddened. I've no intention of meeting anyone who just makes average. I'm real greedy when it comes to playtime.
Surely if we all said we thought we was awesome that would just be being big headed or cocky. I'd much rather others say what they think rather than blow my own trumpet at what I concider to be a normal bloke."
Well I think you’re bloody awesome..may I blow your trumpet for you |
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"Average is so uninspiring though. If the best description of yourself is average I'm a bit saddened. I've no intention of meeting anyone who just makes average. I'm real greedy when it comes to playtime.
Surely if we all said we thought we was awesome that would just be being big headed or cocky. I'd much rather others say what they think rather than blow my own trumpet at what I concider to be a normal bloke.
Well I think you’re bloody awesome..may I blow your trumpet for you "
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By (user no longer on site)
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We are discussing the size of the average penis. I did some research into this topic a while ago.
The average size varies around the world. In the uk 5.5 inches in length is average. I could not find an exact method of how the measuring was done. It would seem, from my finding, measurement was taken along the upper surfsce of the penis from the tip to the bottom. If you have more than average body fat you cannot make the measurement longer by pushing into your fatty tissue. If you are slim your penis is going to be longer than someone much heavier than you given that everything else is the same. Think about it, you can only insert your length into a vagina, you cannot insert your body fat.
I have never researched the length of a vagina. Seen some porn with guys with 12 inches, they cannot get it all into some women. But incredibly some do, and some female porn stars do get serious injuries.
I believe average is natures way of natural selection. Not just the penis length. Women with very large breast sometime complain of back pain from supporting the extra weight much more than average sizes breasted women.
Now please do not take offence, natural selection favoures slim people. The combined fat of a couple are going to pregudist against. There is a raft of stats that show fat people have problems concieving because of their size; that's natural selection.
No mater what your length, weigth, size in any direction, none of us is average. We are all unique. |
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