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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Bought home after a night out ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A pigeon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My other half bought a pig home one night x

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield

A milk truck. You know the battery ones with all the clinking bottles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A t v

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My other half bought a pig home one night x "
A Pig ?????

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A milk truck. You know the battery ones with all the clinking bottles "
Haha love that

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By *oodnitegirlWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire

A husband. Glad I sobered up and got rid of him lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A t v"
Which type

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A husband. Glad I sobered up and got rid of him lol "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tambourine.

No clue where it came from.

P

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A police officer

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

A kitten

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Tambourine.

No clue where it came from.

P"

Only you

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield


"A husband. Glad I sobered up and got rid of him lol "

Lmao K

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A police officer "
With or without handcuffs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A kitten "
Awwww that's lovely though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A guy who cried his eyes out when we'd finished doing the do. That was pretty weird.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS  over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Bus stop film poster

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A guy who cried his eyes out when we'd finished doing the do. That was pretty weird."
I hope they were tears of joy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bus stop film poster"
Haha I know a mate who did that many moons ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tambourine.

No clue where it came from.

P Only you "

I clearly stole it as it didn't belong to me, you'd have thought someone would have noticed. It was the type with the tiny symbols all the way round the outside so it's not as if I would have made a silent getaway.

I was 18/19

P

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A flashy light from some roadworks.

Turns out there's no off switch.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Tambourine.

No clue where it came from.

P Only you

I clearly stole it as it didn't belong to me, you'd have thought someone would have noticed. It was the type with the tiny symbols all the way round the outside so it's not as if I would have made a silent getaway.

I was 18/19

P"

Oh the good old days they were

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A t v Which type "
sorry that wasn’t very clear, an All Terrain Vehicle when I was d*unk one night, it’s kind of like a small army tank

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By *xmfrvnMan  over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

A men at work sign and a full plant pot.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A flashy light from some roadworks.

Turns out there's no off switch. "

Oh dear you criminal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A guy who cried his eyes out when we'd finished doing the do. That was pretty weird. I hope they were tears of joy "

I've no idea, he was swiftly popped into a taxi. If I'm that bad a shag that it makes you cry, ain't no time for that.

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By *ondongreg79Man  over a year ago

london

A lobster

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A t v Which type sorry that wasn’t very clear, an All Terrain Vehicle when I was d*unk one night, it’s kind of like a small army tank "
Christ almighty

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A men at work sign and a full plant pot."
Haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A guy who cried his eyes out when we'd finished doing the do. That was pretty weird. I hope they were tears of joy

I've no idea, he was swiftly popped into a taxi. If I'm that bad a shag that it makes you cry, ain't no time for that. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A bible, and I’ve no idea where is came from.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A lobster "
Where was your night out, the North sea??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A bible, and I’ve no idea where is came from."
It was so you could repent for your sins

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By *xmfrvnMan  over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"A men at work sign and a full plant pot. Haha "

I also had my face painted like a puppy. Asked for a panda. Got puppy. The anniversary was the other day, the photo popped up on facebook memories.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

By the way mine was two random girls and a live Ptarmigan

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A men at work sign and a full plant pot. Haha

I also had my face painted like a puppy. Asked for a panda. Got puppy. The anniversary was the other day, the photo popped up on facebook memories."

Oh dear . Luckily most of my misdemeanours were before camera phones . Phew !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A bible, and I’ve no idea where is came from. It was so you could repent for your sins "

I’d need more than a bible!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A few road signs, hanging basket and of course, traffic cones.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A bible, and I’ve no idea where is came from. It was so you could repent for your sins

I’d need more than a bible! "

Haha love it

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By *panddownMan  over a year ago

Broughton

A big stone gatepost ornament

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A few road signs, hanging basket and of course, traffic cones. "
And of course , you were the cone on your head , its tradition

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My other half bought a pig home one night x A Pig ?????"

Yes, kept it in the shed for a couple of days. Then had to take it back x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My other half bought a pig home one night x A Pig ?????

Yes, kept it in the shed for a couple of days. Then had to take it back x "

That was some night out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My other half bought a pig home one night x A Pig ?????

Yes, kept it in the shed for a couple of days. Then had to take it back x That was some night out "

Literally bringing home the bacon

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My other half bought a pig home one night x A Pig ?????

Yes, kept it in the shed for a couple of days. Then had to take it back x That was some night out

Literally bringing home the bacon "

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"A police officer With or without handcuffs "

With

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A police officer With or without handcuffs

With "

Say no more

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

A full Chelsea football strip. To this day I have no idea how I got that. Luckily my brother supports Chelsea so it went to a good home.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A full Chelsea football strip. To this day I have no idea how I got that. Luckily my brother supports Chelsea so it went to a good home. "
Poor you

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS  over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"A t v Which type sorry that wasn’t very clear, an All Terrain Vehicle when I was d*unk one night, it’s kind of like a small army tank "

It's because you put weird spaces in it. Its an atv, otherwise known to most people to be a quadbike, sometimes also a buggy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A traffic cone and a one way road sign

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan  over a year ago

Lincoln

A friend of mine woke up the morning after to find a goose going mental in his bedroom. Apparently he'd just grabbed it on the walk home

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A friend of mine woke up the morning after to find a goose going mental in his bedroom. Apparently he'd just grabbed it on the walk home "
Haha now that's a night out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This was a new years eve, a bike, ping pong table, bottle of wine, an entire box of Mars bars , about 30 tennis balls and £67 ... .... Apparently I cycled home with a ping pong table tied onto my back and holding a box one handed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A traffic lamp, a traffic cone and a sign saying Men at Work - They adorned our University accommodation.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"This was a new years eve, a bike, ping pong table, bottle of wine, an entire box of Mars bars , about 30 tennis balls and £67 ... .... Apparently I cycled home with a ping pong table tied onto my back and holding a box one handed.

"

This wins . Unbeatable. I doff my cap to you sir

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A friend of mine woke up the morning after to find a goose going mental in his bedroom. Apparently he'd just grabbed it on the walk home "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A bath which was then dumped in my mates garden and then cordoned off using the traffic cones we'd also collected.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This was a new years eve, a bike, ping pong table, bottle of wine, an entire box of Mars bars , about 30 tennis balls and £67 ... .... Apparently I cycled home with a ping pong table tied onto my back and holding a box one handed.

This wins . Unbeatable. I doff my cap to you sir "

That's most impressive, beats bringing gonorrhea home

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A bath which was then dumped in my mates garden and then cordoned off using the traffic cones we'd also collected."
Different lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

my friend stole a pig as well had to take it back in the car. Mine are all normal ones like traffic cones and random men

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"my friend stole a pig as well had to take it back in the car. Mine are all normal ones like traffic cones and random men"
Your friend wasnt Angiebu's hubby was it??

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By *eamgreen30Couple  over a year ago

stroud

My ex husband

S x

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By *ynecplCouple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Christmas Tree and a road sign

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By *indfkdWoman  over a year ago

glasgow

A traffic cone

A sign from a walking trail

A bowling pin

2 Scotland flags from a boat yard flagpole

Not all in the same night

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My ex husband

S x "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Christmas Tree and a road sign"
Xmas trees are expensive so dont blame you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A beautiful hanging basket full of flowers which had a Hammersmith and City Council sign on it. Still don’t know who, where and why.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A husband. Glad I sobered up and got rid of him lol "

Whose husband was it? Did you have any fun?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A beautiful hanging basket full of flowers which had a Hammersmith and City Council sign on it. Still don’t know who, where and why."
That's the best way when you dont know how or why . Means you've had an epic night

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By *moothdickMan  over a year ago

stoke

The top glass from a zebra crossing and also coned off next doors drive into a contro flow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A camel and a life size cardboard cut-out of a policeman

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By *am4CamWoman  over a year ago

Fairy Land

My ex

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A camel and a life size cardboard cut-out of a policeman"
Did it get the hump ??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My ex "
Was he your ex when you bought him home then ??

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By *guyMan  over a year ago

Wirral

A shop mannequin

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A shop mannequin "
Did she come to life ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A for sale sign for a house. Plonked it outside my own house.

Which I didn’t own

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some girl i had to get out the window next morning so my mates didnt see

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A flashing traffic cone

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A for sale sign for a house. Plonked it outside my own house.

Which I didn’t own"

You rebel you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A flashing traffic cone "
What , did it pull up its skirt or something??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Some girl i had to get out the window next morning so my mates didnt see "
Haha been there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A for sale sign for a house. Plonked it outside my own house.

Which I didn’t own

You rebel you "

I’m actually really well behaved so I don’t really do anything pure mentooooo (mental)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A for sale sign for a house. Plonked it outside my own house.

Which I didn’t own

You rebel you

I’m actually really well behaved so I don’t really do anything pure mentooooo (mental) "

Yeah yeah I believe ya

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Anywayz you fine people I'm signing off for a few days as I'm going for a long weekend adventure with Pooch .

Thanks for your stories they've been funny as fuck !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anywayz you fine people I'm signing off for a few days as I'm going for a long weekend adventure with Pooch .

Thanks for your stories they've been funny as fuck !! "

Oooh enjoy

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

A wet floor sign

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By *guyMan  over a year ago

Wirral


"A shop mannequin Did she come to life ??"

Sadly not, but she did sit in the corner of the lounge of our student house for several years after that

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By *ondongreg79Man  over a year ago

london

A live lobster

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton

Traffic cone

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By *ondongreg79Man  over a year ago

london


"Traffic cone "

Is that weird? Thought everyone had done that!

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"A husband. Glad I sobered up and got rid of him lol "

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton


"Traffic cone

Is that weird? Thought everyone had done that!"

I'm obviously not that weird then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bought home after a night out ??"

A helmet from a suit of armour

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A golf buggy

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours

My best mates cat followed me home one night

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