Firstly, my boyfriend is the sweetest most lovely guy unlike most men he has few faults. His biggest fault is impatience but he knows it doesnt wash with me, anyway we went for a walk last week and i went into boots with him mumbling something, so as no7 have an offer on i was perousing(cant spell it) he kept doing his usual dramatic look at his watch every two minutes and went of for a walk up the street. He came back 5 minutes later still muttering about having been in there an hour.
Well all week hes been calling me puss in boots, so being the sweet person i am i have to take revenge, but i do it in such a nice way he gets the message.
So, hes coming over thursday, im going to seduce him into the bedroom, when hes all amourous im going to start looking at a pretend watch and tell him to hurry up, then have a walk around then pop back on the bed, all the while muttering something under my breath. Just until he goes of the boil and i shall keep doing it until the message gets through.
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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago
Milton Keynes |
Then he should take you out for a drink, and go into 12 different pubs, look around, ask lots of questions about the beers, then walk back out again, finally going back to the first pub and buy the first pint he looked at.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He came back 5 minutes later still muttering about having been in there an hour."
My ex also had one of those special 'go slow' watches that women wear when they are shopping! |
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"Then he should take you out for a drink, and go into 12 different pubs, look around, ask lots of questions about the beers, then walk back out again, finally going back to the first pub and buy the first pint he looked at...."
LMFAO |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"He came back 5 minutes later still muttering about having been in there an hour.
My ex also had one of those special 'go slow' watches that women wear when they are shopping!"
Not ALL women wear those!!!
I fecking HATE shopping - having to barge past slow coaches, try and grab the last whatever on the shelf.
And the worse - oh cos i am a strapping 5'8 - i ALWAYS get asked by one short ass to get something off the top shelf for them!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
If its on the top shelf - its outta your reach so DONT FUICKING BUT IT!!!!!
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