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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What’s your favourite euphemism for having a wank? ( we were just laughing as I saw one on here I hadn’t seen before and it prompted the post)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Fiddling the Fuckpole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like to tend to my flower!!!

He calls it a tug tug!!!!

Niki xx

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By *ublinjonnMan over a year ago

dublin

Having a five knuckle shuffle!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Spanking the monkey

Shaking the love tree

Strumming the banjo

Flicking the bean

That’s just the ones we could think of haha

There will be more.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Tommy tank probably. But normally I just say wank.

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By *xmfrvnMan over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Pulling the pud

Bit o' hand shandy

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By *arrie69Man over a year ago

Dublin

Priming my self loading porridge cannon.

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By *il FiskMan over a year ago

sefton

Shake the weasel!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shake the weasel!"

Pmsl that's ace

I haven't heard "choke the chicken" in a while

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By *xmfrvnMan over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Priming my self loading porridge cannon."

Cracking cheese, Gromit!

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Greasing the porridge gun

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By *iking 777Man over a year ago

wick

Shake hands with the unemployed

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Cracking one off

Fiddling with myself with intent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Banana an cream ...want some

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rubbin the nubbin

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By *iking 777Man over a year ago

wick

"Rubbin the nubbin

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By *ittleAcornMan over a year ago

visiting the beach

Dancing with Mrs Palm and her 5 lovely daughters.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Choking the chicken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slapping your monkey

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

A NatWest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flicking the bean

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Flicking the bean"

Don’t mind if I do

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By *kyeman12000Man over a year ago

falkirk

Whacking your PeePee

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Spanking the Bishop

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By *inkysexpotMan over a year ago

leeds

Ham shank is one I've heard a few times

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A date with Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters

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