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Honey I'm home!!!
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"Nah. Might scare the dog" Who let the dogs out? | |||
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"Nah. Might scare the dog" Who you or me  | |||
"It is already... "About bloody time | |||
"Tart,s home...... "I am | |||
"You sound bright and breezy?!" I'm knackered I need a cider a massage and sex | |||
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"Wrong house dude! Go home you're d*unk!" I've just finished work.ill have you know | |||
"You sound bright and breezy?! I'm knackered I need a cider a massage and sex "In that order? | |||
"If you say so dear chap "You Welsh tart | |||
"You sound bright and breezy?! I'm knackered I need a cider a massage and sex
In that order?"Whichever comes first | |||
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"I'd have to put it on first! " Put what in  | |||
"I'd have to put it on first! Put what in "Oh and where ? | |||
"I'd have to put it on first! Put what in "Clothes Not in, on | |||
"I'd have to put it on first! Put what in
Oh and where ? "On not in. You filthy bugger! | |||
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"Now get ya kit off "I'll be off then... | |||
"I'd have to put it on first! Put what in
Oh and where ?
On not in.
You filthy bugger! "Yep | |||
"Where have you been? The diners in the dog "I'll order a Chinese in that case | |||
"Now get ya kit off
I'll be off then..." | |||
"Where have you been? The diners in the dog
I'll order a Chinese in that case "Can we have duck pancakes | |||
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"Nah. Might scare the dog Who you or me "You won't scare him. He likes sausages. | |||
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"Where have you been? The diners in the dog
I'll order a Chinese in that case
Can we have duck pancakes "Good choice | |||
"Where have you been ...no morning thread "On the bog and bladey started it | |||
"Nah. Might scare the dog Who you or me
You won't scare him. He likes sausages. "I'll make sure I have half a dozen handy then | |||
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"You had sex again ?" Nope not had sex and there's none on the horizon either, can't a chap be happy for no reason | |||
"Good. Make me a cuppa, PP. Thanks "I've got my feet up now, but seeing as it's you boldy | |||
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My clothes were off before the welcome ended | |||
"Got that yesterday well... sort of
My clothes were off before the welcome ended "Best way to do it D.C. | |||
"Good. Make me a cuppa, PP. Thanks
I've got my feet up now, but seeing as it's you boldy "Good man | |||
"Good. Make me a cuppa, PP. Thanks
I've got my feet up now, but seeing as it's you boldy
Good man "You've known me long enough | |||
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"Naked and waiting "Perfect | |||
