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over a year ago
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"You gotta poop you gotta poop
Well yeah but in an advert for hotel rooms or for phones?  "
You spend a lot of time on the loo so I suppose in the case of an hotel they want to show it's a lovely place.  |
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"You gotta poop you gotta poop
Well yeah but in an advert for hotel rooms or for phones?
You spend a lot of time on the loo so I suppose in the case of an hotel they want to show it's a lovely place. "
This is someone's bathroom at home. Wife in the bath husband sat on the loo. It doesn't inspire me  |
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"You gotta poop you gotta poop
Well yeah but in an advert for hotel rooms or for phones?
You spend a lot of time on the loo so I suppose in the case of an hotel they want to show it's a lovely place.
This is someone's bathroom at home. Wife in the bath husband sat on the loo. It doesn't inspire me "
You said hotel rooms! |
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"The loo is where I do most of my thinking......I don't know what it is but its where I feel a lot more at one with the world.....  "
it's probably the only time you get to yourself. I know when the kids were little it was a treat to wee with the door shut |
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"All that’s missing is trying to sell u yr funeral arrangements whilst sitting there, dropping one out lol
It won't be long I'm sure"
Will it go like this...”whilst the world is falling out of yr bottom and u thing about the end, isn’t it time u thought about that funeral plan” ? |
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"You gotta poop you gotta poop
Well yeah but in an advert for hotel rooms or for phones?
You spend a lot of time on the loo so I suppose in the case of an hotel they want to show it's a lovely place.
This is someone's bathroom at home. Wife in the bath husband sat on the loo. It doesn't inspire me
You said hotel rooms!"
Yeah the advert was for hotel rooms but showed a couple in their own bathroom. The woman is dreaming of romance while her husband is taking a dump right next to her and telling her they're out of loo roll. |
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"All that’s missing is trying to sell u yr funeral arrangements whilst sitting there, dropping one out lol
It won't be long I'm sure
Will it go like this...”whilst the world is falling out of yr bottom and u thing about the end, isn’t it time u thought about that funeral plan” ? "
You work in advertising don't you?  |
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"The loo is where I do most of my thinking......I don't know what it is but its where I feel a lot more at one with the world.....
it's probably the only time you get to yourself. I know when the kids were little it was a treat to wee with the door shut "
If only...I'm usually accompanied by a kid and two cats...you never see that in the frigging adverts |
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"The loo is where I do most of my thinking......I don't know what it is but its where I feel a lot more at one with the world.....
it's probably the only time you get to yourself. I know when the kids were little it was a treat to wee with the door shut "
I've sat for hours on that loo....even had the bum ring, I could have cracked the meaning of life if it wsnt for those pesky kids! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You gotta poop you gotta poop
Well yeah but in an advert for hotel rooms or for phones?
You spend a lot of time on the loo so I suppose in the case of an hotel they want to show it's a lovely place.
This is someone's bathroom at home. Wife in the bath husband sat on the loo. It doesn't inspire me
You said hotel rooms!
Yeah the advert was for hotel rooms but showed a couple in their own bathroom. The woman is dreaming of romance while her husband is taking a dump right next to her and telling her they're out of loo roll. "
Ahh, in that case they're obviously showing the juxtaposition of luxury and humdrum. |
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"You gotta poop you gotta poop
Well yeah but in an advert for hotel rooms or for phones?
You spend a lot of time on the loo so I suppose in the case of an hotel they want to show it's a lovely place.
This is someone's bathroom at home. Wife in the bath husband sat on the loo. It doesn't inspire me "
My ex used to do that, made me heave |
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over a year ago
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"Have I led a sheltered life, is it common practice to sit on the loo while your partners in the bath? "
No that isn’t common
However it is common to sit on his knee while he’s on the loo....
Right? |
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"Have I led a sheltered life, is it common practice to sit on the loo while your partners in the bath?
I don’t mind a wee but come on, a poo ?? noo noo "
That's my thinking but I'd only allow a wee in absolute emergencies. |
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"Have I led a sheltered life, is it common practice to sit on the loo while your partners in the bath?
No that isn’t common
However it is common to sit on his knee while he’s on the loo....
Right?"
Erm er um maybe it's a younger person's thing |
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"The loo is where I do most of my thinking......I don't know what it is but its where I feel a lot more at one with the world.....
Sometimes I sits and thinks
And
Sometimes I just sits!"
Yessssss! A fellow loo thinker..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bathrooms are spotless too, like they’ve got a cleaner who comes round just before they need to go "
 Where's the ring around the bath and the toothpaste splattered all over the mirror? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You gotta poop you gotta poop
Well yeah but in an advert for hotel rooms or for phones?
You spend a lot of time on the loo so I suppose in the case of an hotel they want to show it's a lovely place.
This is someone's bathroom at home. Wife in the bath husband sat on the loo. It doesn't inspire me "
I think I've seen that one. Didn't notice what they were advertising.
The loo roll ads where they describe how clean their arsehole is are .... interesting.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You gotta poop you gotta poop
Well yeah but in an advert for hotel rooms or for phones?
You spend a lot of time on the loo so I suppose in the case of an hotel they want to show it's a lovely place.
This is someone's bathroom at home. Wife in the bath husband sat on the loo. It doesn't inspire me "
That sounds like my old married life. Ha. Or vice versa. There was no point even closing a door. |
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"Have I led a sheltered life, is it common practice to sit on the loo while your partners in the bath? "
It’s been common in any of my longer term relationships. |
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I'm thinking of installing one of those medieval style ones that drop it from height around the back of the house. I can imagine they were well aired and will save on water. But I just think my neighbours won't appreciate my hairy cheeks poking out from above.. |
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"Have I led a sheltered life, is it common practice to sit on the loo while your partners in the bath?
It’s been common in any of my longer term relationships. "
I'm happy to have company while I shower or bathe but I'd rather they were going to the loo . One of the first things we did when we moved here was put in a second bathroom. I guess I like my privacy |
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"I'm thinking of installing one of those medieval style ones that drop it from height around the back of the house. I can imagine they were well aired and will save on water. But I just think my neighbours won't appreciate my hairy cheeks poking out from above.."
They often had several seats so it became a communal activity, it's nothing new I guess |
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"Have I led a sheltered life, is it common practice to sit on the loo while your partners in the bath?
It’s been common in any of my longer term relationships.
I'm happy to have company while I shower or bathe but I'd rather they were going to the loo . One of the first things we did when we moved here was put in a second bathroom. I guess I like my privacy "
If only I had a second bathroom when I was living with them. I would too. |
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