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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hand dryers.

Brilliant for moving water around on your hands, pointless for actually getting your hands dry.

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan over a year ago

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"Hand dryers.

Brilliant for moving water around on your hands, pointless for actually getting your hands dry. "

Pet hate.... Those bloody Dyson ones where you're just supposed to move your hands up and down.... I mean, come ON..... They're shite!!!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Oh I really like the Dyson ones where you dip your hands in and out. Really quick and effective.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hand dryers.

Brilliant for moving water around on your hands, pointless for actually getting your hands dry.

Pet hate.... Those bloody Dyson ones where you're just supposed to move your hands up and down.... I mean, come ON..... They're shite!!! "

Always end up wiping my hands in my jeans.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hand dryers.

Brilliant for moving water around on your hands, pointless for actually getting your hands dry.

Pet hate.... Those bloody Dyson ones where you're just supposed to move your hands up and down.... I mean, come ON..... They're shite!!! "

They work! Use them properly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve never had an issue drying my hands with hand dryers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hand dryers.

Brilliant for moving water around on your hands, pointless for actually getting your hands dry.

Pet hate.... Those bloody Dyson ones where you're just supposed to move your hands up and down.... I mean, come ON..... They're shite!!!

They work! Use them properly.

People just don’t have patience anymore...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I really like the Dyson ones where you dip your hands in and out. Really quick and effective. "

They're usually mounted at Willy height too!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Footballs

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Footballs"

Surely they're fairly useful when playing football?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Footballs"

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan over a year ago

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"Hand dryers.

Brilliant for moving water around on your hands, pointless for actually getting your hands dry.

Pet hate.... Those bloody Dyson ones where you're just supposed to move your hands up and down.... I mean, come ON..... They're shite!!!

They work! Use them properly.

The ones in the mens bogs must just be deliberately under powered Meli

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

Straight men. Like who the fuck invented them. And what about vegan sausage rolls. Jesus that’s an insult to the pig

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan over a year ago

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"Hand dryers.

Brilliant for moving water around on your hands, pointless for actually getting your hands dry.

Pet hate.... Those bloody Dyson ones where you're just supposed to move your hands up and down.... I mean, come ON..... They're shite!!!

They work! Use them properly.

People just don’t have patience anymore..."

I've been on here ages... I must have a modicum of patience somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Straight men. Like who the fuck invented them. And what about vegan sausage rolls. Jesus that’s an insult to the pig"

But the Greggs ones taste really good..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hand dryers.

Brilliant for moving water around on your hands, pointless for actually getting your hands dry.

Pet hate.... Those bloody Dyson ones where you're just supposed to move your hands up and down.... I mean, come ON..... They're shite!!!

They work! Use them properly.

People just don’t have patience anymore...

I've been on here ages... I must have a modicum of patience somewhere

Ok I’ll give you that

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By *arryWxMan over a year ago

Bristol

Just give me a paper towel any day!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My combined cheese grater & cat flap never really took off.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

Can't see how they are hygienic, sucking smelly excretion molucles out of the air and onto your hands

paper towel for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The hole in the boxers, nobody uses that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The phoneless cord

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By *corpio67Man over a year ago

hillingdon

"I’ve never had an issue drying my hands with hand dryers"

Does that include the ones that are so old they blow cold?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My combined cheese grater & cat flap never really took off."

Surely cuts down on fir balls

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Motorway variable speed limits, where there's no extra signifier that a speed change has occurred - such as 50 tp 60, which can appear similar. An extra colour or flash would draw more attention.

I do like these road sections, including the widened Cheshire M6

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Work

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Footballs

Surely they're fairly useful when playing football?"

Sure, that's cos they are spherical.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Speed bumps

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"Hand dryers.

Brilliant for moving water around on your hands, pointless for actually getting your hands dry. "

The thing with hand dryers (not the Dyson ones) that almost nobody gets is that you are supposed to rub your hands together under the hot air. That will get your hands dry a damn site quicker than not doing it, for various reasons.

I've always found the Dyson ones to be total crap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Xray specs

Use to get them advertised in old comic books

They never worked, ever, fkn useless

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like the Dyson dryers - they give a great blow job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hand dryers.

Brilliant for moving water around on your hands, pointless for actually getting your hands dry. "

Are you sure you are putting your hands in/under the hand dryer?

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