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Bad things to say out LOUD during an orgasm?
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What’s your name again?
Is that a spider running up your leg?
Hi Mum!
Cor this is hard work!
Sorry I can’t cum. My other fwb emptied me just before I got here in the car!
What’s on telly?
Why’s our neighbour banging on the window?
Did you cum?
That’s not a tongue - that’s sandpaper!
Is that a tattoo of Mick Jagger when he’s angry on your tits?
Oh it’s the postman - Okay, yes you can go to the door and answer it. As long as you don’t invite him to join in like last time!
Are you awake?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think the worst thing someone can say on a one night stand is "so when are you free this week, as I'm meeting my mates/family and want to tell them about you" |
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over a year ago
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"I need to fart!  
Do they say that or does it just let rip on it’s on accord hahaha "
I think you just let it slip out and hope it gets lost in the sweaty, sex smell haha |
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over a year ago
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"I need to fart!
Do they say that or does it just let rip on it’s on accord hahaha
I always inform people around me before I fart  "
Very ladie like nice to see you have manners hahaha |
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over a year ago
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"I need to fart!
Do they say that or does it just let rip on it’s on accord hahaha
I always inform people around me before I fart
Very ladie like nice to see you have manners hahaha "
Manners cost nothing as they say.. even in bed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need to fart!
Do they say that or does it just let rip on it’s on accord hahaha
I always inform people around me before I fart
Very ladie like nice to see you have manners hahaha
Manners cost nothing as they say.. even in bed "
Get you along way aswell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone else's' name   "
I wonder if that could be taken as a compliment. That she is so lost in the moment. Personally I wouldn't care as long as she was satisfied sexually. Lol |
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
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"Bang and the dirt is gone ( cillit bang cleaner style)  "
Just don't say 'Barry Scott!'
"As I heard when I was in halls at uni one of my friends screamed 'gggggggoooooooooaaaaaaaallllllllllllll' just to wins his girlfriend up"
Did Mortal Kombat go around at yours? When the guy is at the point of no return he shouts 'Mortal Kombat' loud enough for a roommate to hear - they respond with 'FINISH HER!' |
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