Afternoon all, well fab never lets me down so hoping for some help. I’m pretty pretty horny and don't want to use porn to want too cum I would like something natural, any lovely women and couples want to help me by sending videos on (kik) username as profile or some pics, if you do I will send you loads of happy thoughts, any guys comment saying send to me too then you will get not so happy thoughts  |
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"Come on OP you can do it Son. Keep at it, almost there  your an insperation to us all.
Hope this helps
thanks mate "
If we are going for a high 5 please can we do it before you start and definitely before you finish |
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"Afternoon all, well fab never lets me down so hoping for some help. I’m pretty pretty horny and don't want to use porn to want too cum I would like something natural, any lovely women and couples want to help me by sending videos on (kik) username as profile or some pics, if you do I will send you loads of happy thoughts, any guys comment saying send to me too then you will get not so happy thoughts "
But I want the happy thoughts!  |
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"Afternoon all, well fab never lets me down so hoping for some help. I’m pretty pretty horny and don't want to use porn to want too cum I would like something natural, any lovely women and couples want to help me by sending videos on (kik) username as profile or some pics, if you do I will send you loads of happy thoughts, any guys comment saying send to me too then you will get not so happy thoughts
But I want the happy thoughts! "
None for you. |
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"Afternoon all, well fab never lets me down so hoping for some help. I’m pretty pretty horny and don't want to use porn to want too cum I would like something natural, any lovely women and couples want to help me by sending videos on (kik) username as profile or some pics, if you do I will send you loads of happy thoughts, any guys comment saying send to me too then you will get not so happy thoughts
But I want the happy thoughts!
None for you."
Nooooooo! *cries in amthe corner* |
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"Afternoon all, well fab never lets me down so hoping for some help. I’m pretty pretty horny and don't want to use porn to want too cum I would like something natural, any lovely women and couples want to help me by sending videos on (kik) username as profile or some pics, if you do I will send you loads of happy thoughts, any guys comment saying send to me too then you will get not so happy thoughts "
I hope you're spunking soon. |
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"Fellas posting are ruining this for me, I know for a fact hundreds of women and couples were gonna send me stuff till yous commented 
We weren't."
I'm surprised he thought people woukdnt take the piss. |
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"Fellas posting are ruining this for me, I know for a fact hundreds of women and couples were gonna send me stuff till yous commented "
Eek no. Not likely |
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"Thought all men think porn is natural...
All men? Bit of a sweeping generalisation isnt it?
Yes but to be fair probably true.
Well I dont think there is anything natural about society."
Who said anything about society. |
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"Imagine a lovely waterfall. Next to that there's a screaming goat.
Thank me later.
Fuck, you're on clean up duties for that.
Nah. There's a stained rag in the corner. Have at it!"
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"Awwwww I was hoping for something else, like actual tips and tricks how to cum quicker/better
This thread had my hopes up  "
You have to play pin the tail on the donkey first. Then wank so fast you think you're either about to pull your dick of or give the poor fucker 2nd degree burns, while crying pink tears onto an old shilling.
Then my friend, you will have unlocked the key to the universe. |
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On similar lines, would all of you ladies & couples please cease & desist sending me all of these completely unrequested naughty pics & vids, there's only so much a lad can cope with you know!!
Thanks in advance.
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"Awwwww I was hoping for something else, like actual tips and tricks how to cum quicker/better
This thread had my hopes up
You have to play pin the tail on the donkey first. Then wank so fast you think you're either about to pull your dick of or give the poor fucker 2nd degree burns, while crying pink tears onto an old shilling.
Then my friend, you will have unlocked the key to the universe. "
that's bizarre because I was actually playing pin the tail on the donkey this morning at a birthday party |
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of course they were.....
. So I did try the porn routes but there was a bloody knock at the door which wouldn’t stop, was a friend in urgent need of help, but today is a new day 