Instead of a head I would like a mirror then, instead of coming up with imaginative messages and lines to charm a woman out of her panties, I can just say go fuck yourself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can't swap like for like! You have to REPLACE!

Err... I'd make the dodgy bit like a supermodel's. And not dodgy

I see what you did there haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My thumb, as it had an accident between a Belfast sink and a brick wall

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By *xmfrvnMan over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"My thumb, as it had an accident between a Belfast sink and a brick wall

Would you replace it with a Belfast sink or a brick?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like to replace the tendons in my left leg so I can run again

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By *utchersDogMan over a year ago

Orpington

Sub dermal bio electrical charged watch and heart rate monitor which displays on my forearm..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So id replace my liver I'm sure that's taken a hammering over the years

Knuckles I've broken far to many kickboxing and at work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm getting so grumpy!!!

You have to replace a body part with something that isn't that body part!!!!!

You can't just replace it with a better version of the same thing!!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm getting so grumpy!!!

You have to replace a body part with something that isn't that body part!!!!!

You can't just replace it with a better version of the same thing!!!! "

I didn't realise that

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

I would replace one of my toes for a similar-sized device that tells me the winning lottery numbers each week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm getting so grumpy!!!

You have to replace a body part with something that isn't that body part!!!!!

You can't just replace it with a better version of the same thing!!!!

I didn't realise that

You're in the perfect position for a spanked bottom!

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"I would replace one of my toes for a similar-sized device that tells me the winning lottery numbers each week."

I mean before the draw.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitely replace my knees... to iron mechanical ones that can withstand all the shit I give them!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really like the inspector gadget hand I was going to say a robot hand but that description is better.

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By *xmfrvnMan over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"I really like the inspector gadget hand I was going to say a robot hand but that description is better. "

Then we could high five from home!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really like the inspector gadget hand I was going to say a robot hand but that description is better.

Then we could high five from home!"

That is brilliant! And share snacks !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm getting so grumpy!!!

You have to replace a body part with something that isn't that body part!!!!!

You can't just replace it with a better version of the same thing!!!! "

So... I'm not allowed to replace my tendons? Pffft thanks for nothing Rubi!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm getting so grumpy!!!

You have to replace a body part with something that isn't that body part!!!!!

You can't just replace it with a better version of the same thing!!!!

So... I'm not allowed to replace my tendons? Pffft thanks for nothing Rubi! "

You could replace them with guitar strings so you play a tune while you walk?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm getting so grumpy!!!

You have to replace a body part with something that isn't that body part!!!!!

You can't just replace it with a better version of the same thing!!!!

I didn't realise that

You're in the perfect position for a spanked bottom! "

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