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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Will trade Werther's Originals for sex

PM me

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Have you checked the gingerbread house in the woods ... I hear there's a lovely old woman that lives there ... not a fan of children though I understand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want to go bingo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm worth far more than crappy werthers

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman over a year ago

Hull

Ahhh but which type.. There's all different ones now...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm worth far more than crappy werthers "
murray mints?

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By *ild_oatsMan over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Disguise yourself as a bingo machine as I hear they fuck more old women than anyone else.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How old you want them to be cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm worth far more than crappy werthers murray mints?"

I'm a lindt lindor kind of woman

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By *il FiskMan over a year ago

sefton

"I'm worth far more than crappy werthers murray mints?

I'm a lindt lindor kind of woman"

For you Dawn, I'll make a ferrero rocher pyramid!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Things get better with age.

I am personally better than I have ever been!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think Theresa May is free

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"I think Theresa May is free

No .. she charges 4 figure fees for each meet ... erm .. so I hear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think Theresa May is free

No .. she charges 4 figure fees for each meet ... erm .. so I hear

I’m more of a Martha Stewart man any way

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

I only give it up for rose and violet creams these days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will trade Werther's Originals for sex

PM me"

How old?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you want one for?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do you want one for?

15 mins ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What do you want one for?

This doesn't concern you

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By *ild_oatsMan over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

"I think Theresa May is free

If you really want an old politician you could try Ann Widdecombe.

I don’t think anyone has been there in centuries......

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You can't turn round for old women on here go get yourself one.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"You can't turn round for old women on here go get yourself one."

Truth. It's basically a site of old women.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You can't turn round for old women on here go get yourself one.

Truth. It's basically a site of old women.

Couple more years and you will be one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd love to find an older woman. Just get a younger one and wait a while...

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"You can't turn round for old women on here go get yourself one.

Truth. It's basically a site of old women.

Couple more years and you will be one

Very true. I'll start finding young studs attractive rather than the dinosaurs I go for atm.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And what exactly would this older woman have to do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything from the LakeLand catalogue and we're talking...

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

I like your style OP.

Befriend an old one.

Marry her.

Shag her to death.

Ride off into the sunset with a big bag of cash

I must ask though, how old is old?

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