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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm starting a gang, it will be called The Happy Gang. Only happy people can join.
In battle we will use your smiles to dazzle opponents then tickle them into submission?
Who's with me?
I also need rival gangs to fight so if you want to make your own gang what's it gonna be and how will you fight? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When I feel better, can I join?
Blaze a trail of smiles to blast away the misery."
Yes, you don't need to wait, we'll envelope you in our cheeriness until you feel better x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just cant be happy all the time so my gang would be bitches and use side eye and scratching with acrylic nails "
Ouch. You fight dirty!
I like it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I feel better, can I join?
Blaze a trail of smiles to blast away the misery.
Yes, you don't need to wait, we'll envelope you in our cheeriness until you feel better x"
Yay!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I blame the ladies cycle for not been happy all the time ... not their fault, blame the hormones  "
*insert rant about men and their inadequacies causing anger. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I use my smile and boobs please? I'm not sure my smile is disarming enough in itself. "
Yes. But we'll paint smiles on your boobs, you'll be our secret weapon. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in cunt gang... I don't message people for 13 minutes denting their confidence "
That's definitely cunt behaviour, imagine doing that to someone!
Is that your fighting tactic? Imposing self doubt? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going to start a new gang. We will fight using song lyrics and questionable dance moves... I need a name for my gang though  "
Oh shit. I think I want to be in your gang  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in cunt gang... I don't message people for 13 minutes denting their confidence
That's definitely cunt behaviour, imagine doing that to someone!
Is that your fighting tactic? Imposing self doubt? "
Yes, no confidence prior to battle = easy victory for me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't want to be in the Happy Gang, as I'm often grumpy. That said, I would be easily disarmed by Meli's smile and boobs."
As long as you're happy at battle time we could let you in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just cant be happy all the time so my gang would be bitches and use side eye and scratching with acrylic nails "
That’s more like me except for the acrylic nails (not good for fingering). Can I join and poke eyes with my cock instead? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in cunt gang... I don't message people for 13 minutes denting their confidence
That's definitely cunt behaviour, imagine doing that to someone!
Is that your fighting tactic? Imposing self doubt?
Yes, no confidence prior to battle = easy victory for me"
We'll just use delay tactics for 13 minutes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m a bit hungover, can I smile sleepily in a corner somewhere please Rubi
Yes we'll get you fighting the old frail people, less effort for you. "
I am old and frail..I’ll whack them with my Zimmer frame |
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"I’m a bit hungover, can I smile sleepily in a corner somewhere please Rubi
Yes we'll get you fighting the old frail people, less effort for you.
I am old and frail..I’ll whack them with my Zimmer frame "
You been sniffing the barmaid’s apron again?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m a bit hungover, can I smile sleepily in a corner somewhere please Rubi
Yes we'll get you fighting the old frail people, less effort for you.
I am old and frail..I’ll whack them with my Zimmer frame
You been sniffing the barmaid’s apron again? "
Is that a new gin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've made an enrolment pack, with key rings and reusable coffee cup and information booklet, and a sheet explaining the benefit package you'll receive when joining gang cunt
Also I'm changing the name to gang font and we'll be a gang of font lovers.
Entry question... when in doubt use....? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I just cant be happy all the time so my gang would be bitches and use side eye and scratching with acrylic nails
That’s more like me except for the acrylic nails (not good for fingering). Can I join and poke eyes with my cock instead?"
What Poddy? You're a bloody ray of sunshine all the time.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've made an enrolment pack, with key rings and reusable coffee cup and information booklet, and a sheet explaining the benefit package you'll receive when joining gang cunt
Also I'm changing the name to gang font and we'll be a gang of font lovers.
Entry question... when in doubt use....?"
Wd40 as your chosen lube? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've made an enrolment pack, with key rings and reusable coffee cup and information booklet, and a sheet explaining the benefit package you'll receive when joining gang cunt
Also I'm changing the name to gang font and we'll be a gang of font lovers.
Entry question... when in doubt use....?
Wd40 as your chosen lube?"
Application rejected |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"I'm going to start a new gang. We will fight using song lyrics and questionable dance moves... I need a name for my gang though "
All my dance moves are questionable, can I please be in your gang |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've made an enrolment pack, with key rings and reusable coffee cup and information booklet, and a sheet explaining the benefit package you'll receive when joining gang cunt
Also I'm changing the name to gang font and we'll be a gang of font lovers.
Entry question... when in doubt use....?
Wd40 as your chosen lube?
Application rejected "
Your gang sucks anyway. So ner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've made an enrolment pack, with key rings and reusable coffee cup and information booklet, and a sheet explaining the benefit package you'll receive when joining gang cunt
Also I'm changing the name to gang font and we'll be a gang of font lovers.
Entry question... when in doubt use....?
Wd40 as your chosen lube?
Application rejected
Your gang sucks anyway. So ner "
Sucking is in the benefits package |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to start a new gang. We will fight using song lyrics and questionable dance moves... I need a name for my gang though
All my dance moves are questionable, can I please be in your gang "
Yes! Thank you! What is your weapon (dance) of choice?
Look out happy people! Prepare to be awestruck and dumbfounded by our lyrical genius |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need at least another three people for my gang. I want to enter the ring doing the inbetweeners dance! "
Ok we’re in.
So after we do a little dance we make a little love... right?  |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"I'm going to start a new gang. We will fight using song lyrics and questionable dance moves... I need a name for my gang though
All my dance moves are questionable, can I please be in your gang
Yes! Thank you! What is your weapon (dance) of choice?
Look out happy people! Prepare to be awestruck and dumbfounded by our lyrical genius "
My favourite move would be the twerk, I think I’m Beyoncé once I start |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No one joined my gang
Awww babycakes. Smile.
The answer to the entry question was Gill Sans ... I'll just look at da font on my own "
All by yourseeeeeelf....
Poor Bridget  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need at least another three people for my gang. I want to enter the ring doing the inbetweeners dance!
Ok we’re in.
So after we do a little dance we make a little love... right? "
Oh yes!
And then some getting down must be done in the evening  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to start a new gang. We will fight using song lyrics and questionable dance moves... I need a name for my gang though
All my dance moves are questionable, can I please be in your gang
Yes! Thank you! What is your weapon (dance) of choice?
Look out happy people! Prepare to be awestruck and dumbfounded by our lyrical genius
My favourite move would be the twerk, I think I’m Beyoncé once I start "
That is a powerful weapon. Happy gang; what's your comeback? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to start a new gang. We will fight using song lyrics and questionable dance moves... I need a name for my gang though
Strictly rough dancing?"
Or..
Not strictly dancing? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going to start a new gang. We will fight using song lyrics and questionable dance moves... I need a name for my gang though
All my dance moves are questionable, can I please be in your gang
Yes! Thank you! What is your weapon (dance) of choice?
Look out happy people! Prepare to be awestruck and dumbfounded by our lyrical genius
My favourite move would be the twerk, I think I’m Beyoncé once I start
That is a powerful weapon. Happy gang; what's your comeback?"
We're gonna come running at them doing a speeded up walking to the dance floor walk to Walking on Sunshine. Jazz hands a plenty! |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"I'm going to start a new gang. We will fight using song lyrics and questionable dance moves... I need a name for my gang though
All my dance moves are questionable, can I please be in your gang
Yes! Thank you! What is your weapon (dance) of choice?
Look out happy people! Prepare to be awestruck and dumbfounded by our lyrical genius
My favourite move would be the twerk, I think I’m Beyoncé once I start
That is a powerful weapon. Happy gang; what's your comeback?
We're gonna come running at them doing a speeded up walking to the dance floor walk to Walking on Sunshine. Jazz hands a plenty! "
We’ll hit right back with Vouge with our next Madonna pouts |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And so it begins......
It’s time to begin so count me in... 5,6,7,8
My bootscootin' baby
Is drivin' me crazy
I’m crazy for you
Touch me once and you’ll know it’s true
Why do I find it hard to write the next line?
Oh, I want the truth to be said
I said that I bet that you look good on the dance floor
Dancing to electro pop like a robot"
Rock Robot, rock. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I feel happy but in a slightly crazed way. Put me wherever you need me. I'll fuck or fight, one or the other at the moment. "
Both at the same time? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel happy but in a slightly crazed way. Put me wherever you need me. I'll fuck or fight, one or the other at the moment.
Both at the same time? "
I could do that yes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And so it begins......
It’s time to begin so count me in... 5,6,7,8
My bootscootin' baby
Is drivin' me crazy
I’m crazy for you
Touch me once and you’ll know it’s true
Why do I find it hard to write the next line?
Oh, I want the truth to be said
I said that I bet that you look good on the dance floor
Dancing to electro pop like a robot
Rock Robot, rock... "
...et man, burnin out his fuse up here alone |
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent |
"I'm going to start a new gang. We will fight using song lyrics and questionable dance moves... I need a name for my gang though
All my dance moves are questionable, can I please be in your gang
Yes! Thank you! What is your weapon (dance) of choice?
Look out happy people! Prepare to be awestruck and dumbfounded by our lyrical genius "
Mine is The Salmon. I can provide the rod. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Rock Robot, rock...
...et man, burnin out his fuse up here alone
I think we're alone now 
You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals "
Do your thing, make my body sing
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We’ll hit right back with Vouge with our next Madonna pouts
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. In your faces!!! "
Actually lol'd at this one! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not much of a fighter, and not sure I want to be any gang who would want me as a member...
Think I'll just find a nice quiet corner and watch the fighting and fucking from a distance.
Unless theres someone interested in a gang of two.... |
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