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over a year ago
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Beautiful Snow is available for a date tomorrow
I’m going to play Cupid ( of sorts ) so if you’d like to throw your hat in the ring, you could end up on a date with a very sexy, young woman
I know - I bring the milkshake to the yard  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Damn she's straight 
I know
Im going to try to change this 
If a guy said that...
It’s tongue in cheek !!!
No it isn't 
Oy don't get her in trouble  "
I’m constantly in trouble |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn she's straight
I know
Im going to try to change this
If a guy said that...
It’s tongue in cheek !!!
No it isn't
Oy don't get her in trouble
I’m constantly in trouble "
I've gathered |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Miss Floro... Thank you very much for this... I wait with baited breath and excitement 
Your inbox be overflowing soon if it isnt already!!
Honestly... Not one message "
They clearly don’t like confident women |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Damn she's straight
I know
Im going to try to change this
If a guy said that...
It’s tongue in cheek !!!
No it isn't
Oy don't get her in trouble
I’m constantly in trouble
I've gathered "
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Miss Floro... Thank you very much for this... I wait with baited breath and excitement
Your inbox be overflowing soon if it isnt already!!
Honestly... Not one message
They clearly don’t like confident women "
Maybe I'm too fridgid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn she's straight
I know
Im going to try to change this
If a guy said that...
It’s tongue in cheek !!!
No it isn't "
Ah! That's a very different situation then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Beautiful Snow is available for a date tomorrow
I’m going to play Cupid ( of sorts ) so if you’d like to throw your hat in the ring, you could end up on a date with a very sexy, young woman
I know - I bring the milkshake to the yard "
Send her my way into my inbox? |
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Miss Floro... Thank you very much for this... I wait with baited breath and excitement
Your inbox be overflowing soon if it isnt already!!
Honestly... Not one message
Dont believe you!!!"
I promise I haven't had one pm since this thread  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Miss Floro... Thank you very much for this... I wait with baited breath and excitement
Your inbox be overflowing soon if it isnt already!!
Honestly... Not one message "
Erm, you’ve had loads from me |
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Miss Floro... Thank you very much for this... I wait with baited breath and excitement
Your inbox be overflowing soon if it isnt already!!
Honestly... Not one message
Erm, you’ve had loads from me "
Hahaha not about dating |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Miss Floro... Thank you very much for this... I wait with baited breath and excitement
Your inbox be overflowing soon if it isnt already!!
Honestly... Not one message
Erm, you’ve had loads from me
Hahaha not about dating "
Well you are on the opposite coast to me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Miss Floro... Thank you very much for this... I wait with baited breath and excitement
Your inbox be overflowing soon if it isnt already!!
Honestly... Not one message
Erm, you’ve had loads from me
Hahaha not about dating
Well you are on the opposite coast to me "
And ??
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"And the lady in question is on my hot list but I couldn't make tomorrow. How does monday grab you miss white I'm free all evening "
Thank you for the invite but I'm out on Monday... Maybe being turned |
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"And the lady in question is on my hot list but I couldn't make tomorrow. How does monday grab you miss white I'm free all evening
Thank you for the invite but I'm out on Monday... Maybe being turned "
Ohhh now you really are talking I'm sure I could assist with that I mean look at my pics I hit every branch on the way down that ugly tree I could turn any lady with a mug like mine |
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"Desperate.
Who the fuck responds to this apart from Jeremy Kyle rejects and women coerced.
Look at yourselves "
I find that offensive... This is just two friends having fun.. If you don't like the thread.. Please don't read it. Have a pleasant evening |
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"Desperate.
Who the fuck responds to this apart from Jeremy Kyle rejects and women coerced.
Look at yourselves "
Oohhhh this is gunna be good. I’ll pull up a chair and watch you get ripped apart comment by comment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Desperate.
Who the fuck responds to this apart from Jeremy Kyle rejects and women coerced.
Look at yourselves "
I do frequently
Peace and love to the world that surrounds you |
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"Desperate.
Who the fuck responds to this apart from Jeremy Kyle rejects and women coerced.
Look at yourselves
Oohhhh this is gunna be good. I’ll pull up a chair and watch you get ripped apart comment by comment "
He's not worth a forum ban... Ah dam thought you was wanting a date |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Desperate.
Who the fuck responds to this apart from Jeremy Kyle rejects and women coerced.
Look at yourselves
Oohhhh this is gunna be good. I’ll pull up a chair and watch you get ripped apart comment by comment
He's not worth a forum ban... Ah dam thought you was wanting a date "
He’s close |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Miss Floro... Thank you very much for this... I wait with baited breath and excitement
Your inbox be overflowing soon if it isnt already!!
Honestly... Not one message
Erm, you’ve had loads from me
Hahaha not about dating
Well you are on the opposite coast to me
And ??
"
Well it’s all the land in between that’s the issue. It’d be quicker to swim around than sit in the traffic. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
Miss Floro... Thank you very much for this... I wait with baited breath and excitement
Your inbox be overflowing soon if it isnt already!!
Honestly... Not one message
Erm, you’ve had loads from me
Hahaha not about dating
Well you are on the opposite coast to me
And ??
Well it’s all the land in between that’s the issue. It’d be quicker to swim around than sit in the traffic."
She needs commitment
Thank you for your application |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim
Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess."
Too gorgeous... yup , she is |
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"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim
Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess."
I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X |
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"Desperate.
Who the fuck responds to this apart from Jeremy Kyle rejects and women coerced.
Look at yourselves
Oohhhh this is gunna be good. I’ll pull up a chair and watch you get ripped apart comment by comment
He's not worth a forum ban... Ah dam thought you was wanting a date "
Unfortunately I have a date tomorrow with my little boy but any other time  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Desperate.
Who the fuck responds to this apart from Jeremy Kyle rejects and women coerced.
Look at yourselves
Oohhhh this is gunna be good. I’ll pull up a chair and watch you get ripped apart comment by comment
He's not worth a forum ban... Ah dam thought you was wanting a date
Unfortunately I have a date tomorrow with my little boy but any other time "
You’re lovely ... occasionally |
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"My advice would be look further afield than the forum. "
This isn't a serious thread.. My friend started it..I do want to date but definitely don't expect to find that in the forums hehe... But never say never... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Desperate.
Who the fuck responds to this apart from Jeremy Kyle rejects and women coerced.
Look at yourselves
Oohhhh this is gunna be good. I’ll pull up a chair and watch you get ripped apart comment by comment
He's not worth a forum ban... Ah dam thought you was wanting a date
Unfortunately I have a date tomorrow with my little boy but any other time "
Snow. Choose this one ^^. He’s really nice. |
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"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim
Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.
I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X"
That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim
Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.
I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X
That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works."
Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha!  |
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"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim
Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.
I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X
That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.
Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha! "
I've learnt a lot tonight!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim
Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.
I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X
That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.
Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha! "
If we’ve learnt anything ... we’ve learnt this |
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"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim
Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.
I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X
That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.
Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha! "
Yep we smell it a mile away. Nothing like self esteem and a poor tolerance for bull shit to make us run a mile. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim
Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.
I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X
That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.
Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha!
Yep we smell it a mile away. Nothing like self esteem and a poor tolerance for bull shit to make us run a mile."
Truth ... right .... there |
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"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim
Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.
I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X
That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.
Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha!
Yep we smell it a mile away. Nothing like self esteem and a poor tolerance for bull shit to make us run a mile."
Ooooh what else can you teach us |
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"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim
Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.
I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X
That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.
Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha!
Yep we smell it a mile away. Nothing like self esteem and a poor tolerance for bull shit to make us run a mile.
Ooooh what else can you teach us "
Well you could always sit there, be quiet and let me explain basic things to you in a patronising way? |
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"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim
Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.
I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X
That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.
Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha!
Yep we smell it a mile away. Nothing like self esteem and a poor tolerance for bull shit to make us run a mile.
Ooooh what else can you teach us
Well you could always sit there, be quiet and let me explain basic things to you in a patronising way?"
I will sit meekly and listen..... Ready... Floro get your butt over here too!!!! |
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"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim
Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.
I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X
That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.
Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha!
Yep we smell it a mile away. Nothing like self esteem and a poor tolerance for bull shit to make us run a mile.
Ooooh what else can you teach us
Well you could always sit there, be quiet and let me explain basic things to you in a patronising way?
I will sit meekly and listen..... Ready... Floro get your butt over here too!!!! "
That's the attitude, I really don't know where you going wrong? It's a bit of a mystery? Harry Enfield did some highly informative self help videos to help ladies understand how to be. The women know your limits series. Maybe that could be of assistance to work out why clearly your repulsing men. You don't do voice your opinions on things do you? |
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"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim
Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.
I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X
That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.
Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha!
Yep we smell it a mile away. Nothing like self esteem and a poor tolerance for bull shit to make us run a mile.
Ooooh what else can you teach us
Well you could always sit there, be quiet and let me explain basic things to you in a patronising way?
I will sit meekly and listen..... Ready... Floro get your butt over here too!!!!
That's the attitude, I really don't know where you going wrong? It's a bit of a mystery? Harry Enfield did some highly informative self help videos to help ladies understand how to be. The women know your limits series. Maybe that could be of assistance to work out why clearly your repulsing men. You don't do voice your opinions on things do you?"
Ahhhhh I may have accidently perhaps spoken up from time to time..  ... This is really serious news... I think I need to rethink my full attitude... "floro" she shouts... "I think we might have a problem" |
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"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim
Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.
I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X
That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.
Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha!
Yep we smell it a mile away. Nothing like self esteem and a poor tolerance for bull shit to make us run a mile.
Ooooh what else can you teach us
Well you could always sit there, be quiet and let me explain basic things to you in a patronising way?
I will sit meekly and listen..... Ready... Floro get your butt over here too!!!!
That's the attitude, I really don't know where you going wrong? It's a bit of a mystery? Harry Enfield did some highly informative self help videos to help ladies understand how to be. The women know your limits series. Maybe that could be of assistance to work out why clearly your repulsing men. You don't do voice your opinions on things do you?
Ahhhhh I may have accidently perhaps spoken up from time to time.. ... This is really serious news... I think I need to rethink my full attitude... "floro" she shouts... "I think we might have a problem" "
There you go, I think we may have sorted it. Luckily the solution is simple. Just smile politely with big doughy eyes and say 'I agree with all those assorted things you said darling, shall I bake some more sponge cake'. I think a few simple changes like that and they'll be qeueing up. |
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"I missed so much
This is your thread Mrs... My inbox is still empty and you missed some vital tips on how we should behave... "
Oh I scrolled over that ... I don’t take tips on how to behave !!
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"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim
Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.
I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X
That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.
Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha!
Yep we smell it a mile away. Nothing like self esteem and a poor tolerance for bull shit to make us run a mile.
Ooooh what else can you teach us
Well you could always sit there, be quiet and let me explain basic things to you in a patronising way?
I will sit meekly and listen..... Ready... Floro get your butt over here too!!!!
That's the attitude, I really don't know where you going wrong? It's a bit of a mystery? Harry Enfield did some highly informative self help videos to help ladies understand how to be. The women know your limits series. Maybe that could be of assistance to work out why clearly your repulsing men. You don't do voice your opinions on things do you?
Ahhhhh I may have accidently perhaps spoken up from time to time.. ... This is really serious news... I think I need to rethink my full attitude... "floro" she shouts... "I think we might have a problem"
There you go, I think we may have sorted it. Luckily the solution is simple. Just smile politely with big doughy eyes and say 'I agree with all those assorted things you said darling, shall I bake some more sponge cake'. I think a few simple changes like that and they'll be qeueing up. "
Awww Mr FP your a genius thank you for showing me the error of my ways... "floro" she shouts... "I know how to get laid now" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim
Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.
I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X
That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.
Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha!
Yep we smell it a mile away. Nothing like self esteem and a poor tolerance for bull shit to make us run a mile.
Ooooh what else can you teach us
Well you could always sit there, be quiet and let me explain basic things to you in a patronising way?
I will sit meekly and listen..... Ready... Floro get your butt over here too!!!!
That's the attitude, I really don't know where you going wrong? It's a bit of a mystery? Harry Enfield did some highly informative self help videos to help ladies understand how to be. The women know your limits series. Maybe that could be of assistance to work out why clearly your repulsing men. You don't do voice your opinions on things do you?
Ahhhhh I may have accidently perhaps spoken up from time to time.. ... This is really serious news... I think I need to rethink my full attitude... "floro" she shouts... "I think we might have a problem"
There you go, I think we may have sorted it. Luckily the solution is simple. Just smile politely with big doughy eyes and say 'I agree with all those assorted things you said darling, shall I bake some more sponge cake'. I think a few simple changes like that and they'll be qeueing up.
Awww Mr FP your a genius thank you for showing me the error of my ways... "floro" she shouts... "I know how to get laid now" "
Screw that !!
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"I can't travel to hull but your welcome to the chesterfield food festival with me. I have a spare room
You’re just supremely wonderful "
Shouldn't have been rolling eyes  |
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"Your more than welcome to come here as you know xx
I'd rather come when I can stay over and drink gin.... If that would be okay... work, life has scuppered previous attempts x"
Feel free anytime I currently have most weekends free....infact...you free 24august? Gonna be busy and a squash but if you can come feel free X
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"Your more than welcome to come here as you know xx
I'd rather come when I can stay over and drink gin.... If that would be okay... work, life has scuppered previous attempts x
Feel free anytime I currently have most weekends free....infact...you free 24august? Gonna be busy and a squash but if you can come feel free X
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"I'd throw my hat in the ring like a shot if I was single and within her search criteria.
This is not a complaint about being spoken for. It's a compliment to a beautiful lady."
Awww thank you for lovely compliment xxx |
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"I'd throw my hat in the ring like a shot if I was single and within her search criteria.
This is not a complaint about being spoken for. It's a compliment to a beautiful lady.
Awww thank you for lovely compliment xxx"
You are most welcome.
Just out of sheet curiosity, what if I was single? Still no chance? Can't help being curious. |
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"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim
Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.
I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X
That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.
Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha!
Yep we smell it a mile away. Nothing like self esteem and a poor tolerance for bull shit to make us run a mile.
Ooooh what else can you teach us
Well you could always sit there, be quiet and let me explain basic things to you in a patronising way?
I will sit meekly and listen..... Ready... Floro get your butt over here too!!!!
That's the attitude, I really don't know where you going wrong? It's a bit of a mystery? Harry Enfield did some highly informative self help videos to help ladies understand how to be. The women know your limits series. Maybe that could be of assistance to work out why clearly your repulsing men. You don't do voice your opinions on things do you?
Ahhhhh I may have accidently perhaps spoken up from time to time.. ... This is really serious news... I think I need to rethink my full attitude... "floro" she shouts... "I think we might have a problem"
There you go, I think we may have sorted it. Luckily the solution is simple. Just smile politely with big doughy eyes and say 'I agree with all those assorted things you said darling, shall I bake some more sponge cake'. I think a few simple changes like that and they'll be qeueing up.
Awww Mr FP your a genius thank you for showing me the error of my ways... "floro" she shouts... "I know how to get laid now"
Screw that !!
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"Found a date, Snowwhite?
It wasn't really a serious thread.. My "friend" did it without prior knowledge but sadly no... No one wants me.. My cat woman days are looming
I haven't found my shag for tonight however desperate I was this morning
Think there is no hope for us "
Nope.. I'm off to the convant tomorrow... Nun snow... |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Found a date, Snowwhite?
It wasn't really a serious thread.. My "friend" did it without prior knowledge but sadly no... No one wants me.. My cat woman days are looming "
Shuuuush you beautifully voiced goddess. There will be. If you buy one fricking cat you shall get the full Meli disdain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Found a date, Snowwhite?
It wasn't really a serious thread.. My "friend" did it without prior knowledge but sadly no... No one wants me.. My cat woman days are looming
I haven't found my shag for tonight however desperate I was this morning
Think there is no hope for us
Nope.. I'm off to the convant tomorrow... Nun snow... "
I have a thing for picking women up in convents |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Found a date, Snowwhite?
It wasn't really a serious thread.. My "friend" did it without prior knowledge but sadly no... No one wants me.. My cat woman days are looming
I haven't found my shag for tonight however desperate I was this morning
Think there is no hope for us
Nope.. I'm off to the convant tomorrow... Nun snow... "
Do they accept toys in convents? If not then there's no point of me trying to get in |
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"Found a date, Snowwhite?
It wasn't really a serious thread.. My "friend" did it without prior knowledge but sadly no... No one wants me.. My cat woman days are looming
I haven't found my shag for tonight however desperate I was this morning
Think there is no hope for us
Nope.. I'm off to the convant tomorrow... Nun snow...
Do they accept toys in convents? If not then there's no point of me trying to get in "
I'm a rebel and smuggling mine in... |
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