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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

I'm listening to the police track Peanuts and reading old Peanuts comic strips currently. I've just realised that the word peanuts sounds like penis and I can't stop thinking about Sting tantric sexing the Woodstock bird. Do you ever think a lot about peanuts? Or penises? Or even tantric sex?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

There's a logical thread here somewhere, I know it...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Retweet likes putting peanuts under his foreskin. Especially salty ones.

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman over a year ago

Hull

Yes and yes all the time

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

"There's a logical thread here somewhere, I know it...

How often do you think about nuts and penises swing? Maybe I just have penis on my mind.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I used to like watching Charlie Brown

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By *cgkcCouple over a year ago

Hitchin

I wondered about milking an almond last week.

Tiny teats - must be tricky.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm listening to the police track Peanuts and reading old Peanuts comic strips currently. I've just realised that the word peanuts sounds like penis and I can't stop thinking about Sting tantric sexing the Woodstock bird. Do you ever think a lot about peanuts? Or penises? Or even tantric sex? "
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I had an english setter called

' Snoopy '.. who was nuts !

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

"Retweet likes putting peanuts under his foreskin. Especially salty ones. "

Explains a lot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope no one here is allergic to peanuts...

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

"Yes and yes all the time

This surprises me. I thought you were giving up on peanuts and moving on to clams.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do not think of 'penises'

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By *uttyjonnMan over a year ago

SEA

I love nuts in chocolate....Hmm well there's an idea

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman over a year ago

Hull

"Yes and yes all the time

This surprises me. I thought you were giving up on peanuts and moving on to clams."

I'm gonna spice it up a bit... Thought I might try clam chowder and then have peanuts for pudding hehe xx

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"There's a logical thread here somewhere, I know it...

How often do you think about nuts and penises swing? Maybe I just have penis on my mind."

I'm not admitting to anything

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

"I wondered about milking an almond last week.

Tiny teats - must be tricky. "

Ah this is clever. Well done.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just dont confuse when dry roasting please

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

"Hope no one here is allergic to peanuts..."

Yeah I am. Fuck it. Life is short.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hope no one here is allergic to peanuts...

Yeah I am. Fuck it. Life is short.

"
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Kylie Minogue is also short, and yet she is big Down Under

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

"Just dont confuse when dry roasting please"

Boring.

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By *arnayguyMan over a year ago

Durham Tees

I blummin' love eating peanuts but there aren't any in the house.

I don't know much about Tantric Sex other than it is just another form I am not getting.

Apparently The Yoni Way is Essex, but I have never watched it.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh and peanuts aren't on my damn diet either

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

"Hope no one here is allergic to peanuts...

Yeah I am. Fuck it. Life is short.

Kylie Minogue is also short, and yet she is big Down Under"

I'm tall and I want something big down under. That doesn't work as well..hmmmm.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmm sounds like 3 things I'd like all at the same time

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Hope no one here is allergic to peanuts...

Yeah I am. Fuck it. Life is short.

Kylie Minogue is also short, and yet she is big Down Under

I'm tall and I want something big down under. That doesn't work as well..hmmmm."

Snakes are big down under.

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

"I blummin' love eating peanuts but there aren't any in the house.

I don't know much about Tantric Sex other than it is just another form I am not getting.

Apparently The Yoni Way is Essex, but I have never watched it. "

I think tantric sex takes a while to get.

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

"Hope no one here is allergic to peanuts...

Yeah I am. Fuck it. Life is short.

Kylie Minogue is also short, and yet she is big Down Under

I'm tall and I want something big down under. That doesn't work as well..hmmmm.

Snakes are big down under. "

This is why I like you. Snakes and peanuts are a great combo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m allergic to this thread.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Hope no one here is allergic to peanuts...

Yeah I am. Fuck it. Life is short.

Kylie Minogue is also short, and yet she is big Down Under

I'm tall and I want something big down under. That doesn't work as well..hmmmm.

Snakes are big down under.

This is why I like you. Snakes and peanuts are a great combo."

I wasn't thinking about peanuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hope no one here is allergic to peanuts...

Yeah I am. Fuck it. Life is short.

Could be a hell of a lot shorter with a peanut allergy....Epi pen, anyone?

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

"I’m allergic to this thread. "

Your witty contributions make one part of me swell but it's not an allergic reaction.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want you to come tantric me up buttercup

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've always wondered if tantric sex was worth the hype.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

No, yes, no.

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