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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Someone cheer me up as I am on my tod in a curry house . Jokes, wit, insults. Anything...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drain the kingfisher tap

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Try the Phaal, that will keep you more than occupied

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should've invited my naan to join you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should've invited my naan to join you. "

Ba da boom

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Should've invited my naan to join you. "

That's the spirit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Drain the kingfisher tap

Tempting..

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By *0something1965Man over a year ago

Belfast

"Should've invited my naan to join you.

That's the spirit!"

You must be (rogan) joshing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Try the Phaal, that will keep you more than occupied

And into tomorrow too.

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Should've invited my naan to join you.

Ba da boom "

Tish. You forgot the tish

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By *0something1965Man over a year ago

Belfast

"Should've invited my naan to join you.

Ba da boom

Tish. You forgot the tish

Thats Korma for you

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

"Should've invited my naan to join you. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should've invited my naan to join you.

Ba da boom

Tish. You forgot the tish

Bollocks

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By *0something1965Man over a year ago

Belfast

"Should've invited my naan to join you.

Ba da boom

Tish. You forgot the tish

Black & Decker, Black & Decker, Black & Decker, BOSCH!

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Try the Phaal, that will keep you more than occupied

And into tomorrow too. "

And next week. You should be able to sit on solid surfaces again around Wednesday.

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

So what ha e u ordered

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Should've invited my naan to join you.

Ba da boom

Tish. You forgot the tish

Bollocks "

It most certainly is not

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bradford

Dont order the pelican ... tastes nice but the bill will be huge

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So what ha e u ordered"

Chicken tikka, spicy lamb, chick peas and potato and a chapati.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell em you wished you had some beaver (curry) with you. It’s very similar to regular curry, just a little otter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tell em you wished you had some beaver (curry) with you. It’s very similar to regular curry, just a little otter."

Lol had to read that twice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd go home dude and have a wank, but try this out, ask the waiter for a pot of like pickle, use this as wank lube to add some spice to the relationship

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t stab a fat mistress in a curry house, you’ll popadom.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Title sounds like a Smiths B side.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Who took your jacket .. mahatma coat?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Move over Dahl ing

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

Well I'm alone in a pub right now waiting to pick up My Girl after her works do. I bet the music where you are is no way near as bad as here, it's karaoke night.

Anyway why you need cheering up? I'm happy in a curry house regardless of if I have company or now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well I'm alone in a pub right now waiting to pick up My Girl after her works do. I bet the music where you are is no way near as bad as here, it's karaoke night.

Anyway why you need cheering up? I'm happy in a curry house regardless of if I have company or now."

Wife on a late and my fab babe has dumped me.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

"Well I'm alone in a pub right now waiting to pick up My Girl after her works do. I bet the music where you are is no way near as bad as here, it's karaoke night.

Anyway why you need cheering up? I'm happy in a curry house regardless of if I have company or now.

Wife on a late and my fab babe has dumped me. "

But you still have curry

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well I'm alone in a pub right now waiting to pick up My Girl after her works do. I bet the music where you are is no way near as bad as here, it's karaoke night.

Anyway why you need cheering up? I'm happy in a curry house regardless of if I have company or now.

Wife on a late and my fab babe has dumped me.

But you still have curry

Yep.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go to a club and drop loads of curry farts in a room where loads of people are playing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go to a club and drop loads of curry farts in a room where loads of people are playing!"

Great idea.

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By *0something1965Man over a year ago

Belfast

"Go to a club and drop loads of curry farts in a room where loads of people are playing!

Great idea."

Everyones spirits would saag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make sure you ask for the chefs special sauce.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go to a club and drop loads of curry farts in a room where loads of people are playing!

Great idea.

Everyones spirits would saag"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Some great replies. Cheered me up. Thanks

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