"I’ve told you, the bus just doesn’t go past yours. Urgh. 
You could hitch a ride on the bin lorry, but you'd have to get up earlier "
Do you know how long it takes to tame my bed hair? Getting up earlier is rather out the question for that simple reason! |
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"I’ve told you, the bus just doesn’t go past yours. Urgh.
You could hitch a ride on the bin lorry, but you'd have to get up earlier
Do you know how long it takes to tame my bed hair? Getting up earlier is rather out the question for that simple reason!"
I love your bed hair..just leave it like that |
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"I’ve told you, the bus just doesn’t go past yours. Urgh.
You could hitch a ride on the bin lorry, but you'd have to get up earlier
Do you know how long it takes to tame my bed hair? Getting up earlier is rather out the question for that simple reason!
I love your bed hair..just leave it like that"
The bin men might mistake me for a discarded doll and chuck me in the back if I did that! |
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"I’ve told you, the bus just doesn’t go past yours. Urgh.
You could hitch a ride on the bin lorry, but you'd have to get up earlier
Do you know how long it takes to tame my bed hair? Getting up earlier is rather out the question for that simple reason!
I love your bed hair..just leave it like that
The bin men might mistake me for a discarded doll and chuck me in the back if I did that!"
They tie discarded dolls and teddies on the front grill..you'll be fine |
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"I’ve told you, the bus just doesn’t go past yours. Urgh.
You could hitch a ride on the bin lorry, but you'd have to get up earlier
Do you know how long it takes to tame my bed hair? Getting up earlier is rather out the question for that simple reason!
I love your bed hair..just leave it like that
The bin men might mistake me for a discarded doll and chuck me in the back if I did that!
They tie discarded dolls and teddies on the front grill..you'll be fine"
Then I’m just going to turn up with flies splattered all over me, not a good look...Eccles cake |
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"I’ve told you, the bus just doesn’t go past yours. Urgh.
You could hitch a ride on the bin lorry, but you'd have to get up earlier
Do you know how long it takes to tame my bed hair? Getting up earlier is rather out the question for that simple reason!
I love your bed hair..just leave it like that
The bin men might mistake me for a discarded doll and chuck me in the back if I did that!
They tie discarded dolls and teddies on the front grill..you'll be fine
Then I’m just going to turn up with flies splattered all over me, not a good look...Eccles cake"
Our bin lorry doesn't go fast enough to kill flies!! And I love excels cakes. Bring some please |
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"I’ve told you, the bus just doesn’t go past yours. Urgh.
You could hitch a ride on the bin lorry, but you'd have to get up earlier
Do you know how long it takes to tame my bed hair? Getting up earlier is rather out the question for that simple reason!
I love your bed hair..just leave it like that
The bin men might mistake me for a discarded doll and chuck me in the back if I did that!
They tie discarded dolls and teddies on the front grill..you'll be fine
Then I’m just going to turn up with flies splattered all over me, not a good look...Eccles cake
Our bin lorry doesn't go fast enough to kill flies!! And I love excels cakes. Bring some please"
Fancy a sausage roll too? I’ll pop to Greggs |
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"I’ve told you, the bus just doesn’t go past yours. Urgh.
You could hitch a ride on the bin lorry, but you'd have to get up earlier
Do you know how long it takes to tame my bed hair? Getting up earlier is rather out the question for that simple reason!
I love your bed hair..just leave it like that
The bin men might mistake me for a discarded doll and chuck me in the back if I did that!
They tie discarded dolls and teddies on the front grill..you'll be fine
Then I’m just going to turn up with flies splattered all over me, not a good look...Eccles cake
Our bin lorry doesn't go fast enough to kill flies!! And I love excels cakes. Bring some please
Fancy a sausage roll too? I’ll pop to Greggs "
Great idea. There's a Greggs down the road at the motorway services. They have an off licence in there too. Bring wine |
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Our favourite couples we haven't met are still on the cards.
Regarding single ladies, we had an invitation from one of our favourites but sadly there was a deal-breaker. I have some hope it's not out of the question with a couple others at least socially. All but one are a long way away though so I'm not pushing to meet.
Luke |
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"I’ve told you, the bus just doesn’t go past yours. Urgh.
You could hitch a ride on the bin lorry, but you'd have to get up earlier
Do you know how long it takes to tame my bed hair? Getting up earlier is rather out the question for that simple reason!
I love your bed hair..just leave it like that
The bin men might mistake me for a discarded doll and chuck me in the back if I did that!
They tie discarded dolls and teddies on the front grill..you'll be fine
Then I’m just going to turn up with flies splattered all over me, not a good look...Eccles cake
Our bin lorry doesn't go fast enough to kill flies!! And I love excels cakes. Bring some please
Fancy a sausage roll too? I’ll pop to Greggs
Great idea. There's a Greggs down the road at the motorway services. They have an off licence in there too. Bring wine"
Red, white or rose?
Or one of each? |
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"I’ve told you, the bus just doesn’t go past yours. Urgh.
You could hitch a ride on the bin lorry, but you'd have to get up earlier
Do you know how long it takes to tame my bed hair? Getting up earlier is rather out the question for that simple reason!
I love your bed hair..just leave it like that
The bin men might mistake me for a discarded doll and chuck me in the back if I did that!
They tie discarded dolls and teddies on the front grill..you'll be fine
Then I’m just going to turn up with flies splattered all over me, not a good look...Eccles cake
Our bin lorry doesn't go fast enough to kill flies!! And I love excels cakes. Bring some please
Fancy a sausage roll too? I’ll pop to Greggs
Great idea. There's a Greggs down the road at the motorway services. They have an off licence in there too. Bring wine
Red, white or rose?
Or one of each?"
Yep get all 3. And some cake |
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"Some fancy themselves more than they do others....
 
To be fair though I’d probably do myself
I’d do you and me
We’re gorgeous "
Damn right. We need to do each other too  |
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"Some fancy themselves more than they do others....
To be fair though I’d probably do myself
I’d do you and me
We’re gorgeous
Damn right. We need to do each other too "
That’s a sure thing |
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"Some fancy themselves more than they do others....
To be fair though I’d probably do myself
I’d do you and me
We’re gorgeous
Damn right. We need to do each other too
That’s a sure thing "
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"Some fancy themselves more than they do others....
To be fair though I’d probably do myself
I’d do you and me
We’re gorgeous
Damn right. We need to do each other too
That’s a sure thing "
I'll come with you both. Pick nora up and head up north!
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"Some fancy themselves more than they do others....
To be fair though I’d probably do myself
I’d do you and me
We’re gorgeous
Damn right. We need to do each other too
That’s a sure thing
I'll come with you both. Pick nora up and head up north!
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Lol. I’d bend my don’t share rule for Floro  |
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"Some fancy themselves more than they do others....
To be fair though I’d probably do myself
I’d do you and me
We’re gorgeous
Damn right. We need to do each other too
That’s a sure thing
I'll come with you both. Pick nora up and head up north!
Lol. I’d bend my don’t share rule for Floro "
Ahhh you’re too cute but he’s all yours lovely
I’ll watch |
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"Some fancy themselves more than they do others....
To be fair though I’d probably do myself
I’d do you and me
We’re gorgeous
Damn right. We need to do each other too
That’s a sure thing
I'll come with you both. Pick nora up and head up north!
Lol. I’d bend my don’t share rule for Floro
Ahhh you’re too cute but he’s all yours lovely
I’ll watch "
Sod that! He can watch  |
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If only there was a woman, right now, within 20-25 miles, that was feeling horny and wanted me to come over and give her the attention she desired..... ah, if only.... |
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"Some fancy themselves more than they do others....
To be fair though I’d probably do myself
I’d do you and me
We’re gorgeous
Damn right. We need to do each other too
That’s a sure thing
I'll come with you both. Pick nora up and head up north!
Lol. I’d bend my don’t share rule for Floro
Ahhh you’re too cute but he’s all yours lovely
I’ll watch
Sod that! He can watch "
His brain has exploded |
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"Some fancy themselves more than they do others....
To be fair though I’d probably do myself
I’d do you and me
We’re gorgeous
Damn right. We need to do each other too
That’s a sure thing
I'll come with you both. Pick nora up and head up north!
Lol. I’d bend my don’t share rule for Floro
Ahhh you’re too cute but he’s all yours lovely
I’ll watch
Sod that! He can watch "
Sod that we'll watch each other in turn |
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"Some fancy themselves more than they do others....
To be fair though I’d probably do myself
I’d do you and me
We’re gorgeous
Damn right. We need to do each other too
That’s a sure thing
I'll come with you both. Pick nora up and head up north!
Lol. I’d bend my don’t share rule for Floro
Ahhh you’re too cute but he’s all yours lovely
I’ll watch
Sod that! He can watch
His brain has exploded "
Not my brain. Something else might explode a few times though! |
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"Some fancy themselves more than they do others....
To be fair though I’d probably do myself
I’d do you and me
We’re gorgeous
Damn right. We need to do each other too
That’s a sure thing
I'll come with you both. Pick nora up and head up north!
Lol. I’d bend my don’t share rule for Floro
Ahhh you’re too cute but he’s all yours lovely
I’ll watch
Sod that! He can watch
His brain has exploded "
Not the only thing! |
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"I figure I’m too told and too large to even bother trying I just admire from afar like a weird stalker (not the hiding in a bush type stalker tho)  "
Shut up !! Too large ??
Shut up |
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"I figure I’m too told and too large to even bother trying I just admire from afar like a weird stalker (not the hiding in a bush type stalker tho)
Shut up !! Too large ??
Shut up "
if I was 5’9” and athletic I would be ok I’m gonna need stilts and a strong girdle |
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"I figure I’m too told and too large to even bother trying I just admire from afar like a weird stalker (not the hiding in a bush type stalker tho)
Shut up !! Too large ??
Shut up
if I was 5’9” and athletic I would be ok I’m gonna need stilts and a strong girdle "
Woman - hush
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"I figure I’m too told and too large to even bother trying I just admire from afar like a weird stalker (not the hiding in a bush type stalker tho)
Shut up !! Too large ??
Shut up
if I was 5’9” and athletic I would be ok I’m gonna need stilts and a strong girdle
Woman - hush
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Zzziipppppppp  |
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"I figure I’m too told and too large to even bother trying I just admire from afar like a weird stalker (not the hiding in a bush type stalker tho)
Shut up !! Too large ??
Shut up
if I was 5’9” and athletic I would be ok I’m gonna need stilts and a strong girdle
Woman - hush
Zzziipppppppp "
You’re lovely |
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"I figure I’m too told and too large to even bother trying I just admire from afar like a weird stalker (not the hiding in a bush type stalker tho) "
I'm too old for any new ones but managed to keep a few from years ago. |
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"I figure I’m too told and too large to even bother trying I just admire from afar like a weird stalker (not the hiding in a bush type stalker tho)
Shut up !! Too large ??
Shut up
if I was 5’9” and athletic I would be ok I’m gonna need stilts and a strong girdle
Woman - hush
Zzziipppppppp
You’re lovely "
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