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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does not matter what you are buyung it your body language will give you away lol not the item Sales assistand will clock on naughty little smile lol xxx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stockins
laytex gloves
vasaline
Male
i was spraying and needed vasaline for overspray on me arms hands etc stockings for siving out bits in the laquer, and laytex gloves to wear for spraying and mixing
did get some very strange looks and a good laugh at the counter with a young cashier |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Stainless Steel Speculum.
Chilli seeds
Sink Plunger"
'Kin hell, don't often see Speculums in the aisles at my local Tesco 
Slightly off topic, but shop related, I needed batteries for some toys and they were all those little round watch type batteries, but all had different numbers on....went into local tool shop with the different batteries, asked the assistant if they were all the same, she called another assistant, one of the other customers joined in looking at them and said "What are they out of?" I replied "just some toys" thinking to mesel, don't ask what sort, I really don't wanna haveta say butt plug, nipple clamps and bullet......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stainless Steel Speculum.
Chilli seeds
Sink Plunger
'Kin hell, don't often see Speculums in the aisles at my local Tesco
Slightly off topic, but shop related, I needed batteries for some toys and they were all those little round watch type batteries, but all had different numbers on....went into local tool shop with the different batteries, asked the assistant if they were all the same, she called another assistant, one of the other customers joined in looking at them and said "What are they out of?" I replied "just some toys" thinking to mesel, don't ask what sort, I really don't wanna haveta say butt plug, nipple clamps and bullet...... "
hehe so funny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Condoms.lube,a butternut squash,40 fags,a case of beer,2 bottles of southern comfort and a bottle of absinthe and some nappies and baby food..
I'd then claim not to have enough cash on me and make em put the nappies and baby food back
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"Stainless Steel Speculum.
Chilli seeds
Sink Plunger
'Kin hell, don't often see Speculums in the aisles at my local Tesco
Slightly off topic, but shop related, I needed batteries for some toys and they were all those little round watch type batteries, but all had different numbers on....went into local tool shop with the different batteries, asked the assistant if they were all the same, she called another assistant, one of the other customers joined in looking at them and said "What are they out of?" I replied "just some toys" thinking to mesel, don't ask what sort, I really don't wanna haveta say butt plug, nipple clamps and bullet...... "
You really must find a better supermarket. |
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