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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

...is going up your bum!

How fucked are you?

Name the object below!

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

My pillow

A soft landing, at least!

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

A banana. Could be worse I guess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nail clippers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coffee cup

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bike magazine

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

The dog

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By *V-AliceTV/TS over a year ago

Ayr

A Big Biro. Disappointing.

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By *V-AliceTV/TS over a year ago

Ayr

"A Bic Biro. Disappointing."

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a Doxy within reach but I know for sure, that ain't going in!

Would definitely enjoy the vibes while trying, though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tim of yellow spray paint

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

A big mug of tea

Jo.Xx

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Bar stool

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

A comb

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

My phone

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My phone

Same!

Its slim.. but it's pretty wide .. and I need it.

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By *MonsterMan over a year ago

xxx

Ouch...an ice axe

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By *il FiskMan over a year ago

sefton

A BIG glass egg shaped ornament!

Owww!!

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"...is going up your bum!

How fucked are you?

Name the object below! "

My phone with your avatar on the screen

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By *tevetwiceMan over a year ago

Portsmouth

I’m never drinking out of this mug again.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

A wine bottle

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By *b_LIVI_ousWoman over a year ago

Wigan

A model TARDIS...........ouch

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By *urls and DressesWoman over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Remote control, almost like a dick judging by photos on here so doubt it’ll be a problem

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The bath taps

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By *iking JMan over a year ago

Burton upon Trent

Long reach hedge cutter. Ouch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My pants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pin cushion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My bearded dragon is slowly backing away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Believe it or not it’s the dreaded sky remote

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By *oingMan over a year ago

co. antrim

A bottle of beer

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

My pint of full strength diet .

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

"My pint of full strength diet ."

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

Coke

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

The drink not the powder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

Strange I wrote in the first one but it didn't show it when posting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lighter! Could be far worse haha!

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

Ah is c*ke a naughty word?

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Amazon Fire Stick remote. Up side, it's small. Down side, you'll need a lot of lube.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

iPad...and Sky remote...

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

At least one c*ke got through

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pint glass.... I'm scared

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chair leg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pickled sheeps brain, pickled in balsamic vinegar, just getting the sourdough toasted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bottle of salted caramel sauce

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

My ventriloquist dummy - Mr McJanglehorn.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My bed

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