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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

For sex!

Said no woman ever.

But I am, really! Help me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why aren't you having sex?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lots of girls say that women are more horny that men from what iv seen

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why aren't you having sex? "

Because I am fussy with who I meet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You should join fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why aren't you having sex?

Because I am fussy with who I meet."

Ah. That’s your problem! Stop being fussy. Didn’t you know women on fan should only join if they’re willing to fuck anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why aren't you having sex?

Because I am fussy with who I meet.

Ah. That’s your problem! Stop being fussy. Didn’t you know women on fan should only join if they’re willing to fuck anyone?"

I fucked up then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You should join fab"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You should join fab

I've joined 7 years ago and still don't know why

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why aren't you having sex?

Because I am fussy with who I meet."

So you don't just want a shag...you want someone you're attracted to and I guess have a connection with to have sex with?

I dunno if I'm qualified to offer advice, I never stuggled to find guys I was into when I was single. Maybe arrange a fee social meets? I met and ended up fancying some guys I didn't expect to after a social meet. Or clubs?

Hope you get laid soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lots of girls say that women are more horny that men from what iv seen"

And I'm sure lot of girls have toys, too.

I love mine but a human touch would be welcome sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You should join fab

I've joined 7 years ago and still don't know why

To do 9 letter and 8 letter word games of course silly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why aren't you having sex?

Because I am fussy with who I meet.

So you don't just want a shag...you want someone you're attracted to and I guess have a connection with to have sex with?

Hope you get laid soon

I always meet socially

had one last weekend but attraction wasn't there or not strong enough to take things further.

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

"Lots of girls say that women are more horny that men from what iv seen

And I'm sure lot of girls have toys, too.

I love mine but a human touch would be welcome sometimes."

You want a human to use the toy on you!?

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

"For sex!

Said no woman ever.

But I am, really! Help me

Desperate for sex?

The solution - simply change your age range and get yourself to sunny SW - for the best sex of your life. Sorted!

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By *d4funtimesMan over a year ago

Cambridge

Nothing wrong for looking for what you like. Ed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You should join fab

I've joined 7 years ago and still don't know why

To do 9 letter and 8 letter word games of course silly

7-letter word game was mine originally but someone stole it so I had to do the tougher ones

but yes, you're right. I like to play. That's why I'm on fab

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

No, women definitely say that. My friend is in a similar situation to you OP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lots of girls say that women are more horny that men from what iv seen

And I'm sure lot of girls have toys, too.

I love mine but a human touch would be welcome sometimes.

You want a human to use the toy on you!?

That happened a few times

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For sex!

Said no woman ever.

But I am, really! Help me

"
use your fingers, you'll be over it soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You should join fab

I've joined 7 years ago and still don't know why

To do 9 letter and 8 letter word games of course silly

7-letter word game was mine originally but someone stole it so I had to do the tougher ones

but yes, you're right. I like to play. That's why I'm on fab

"
bloody thread steelers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For sex!

Said no woman ever.

But I am, really! Help me

Desperate for sex?

The solution - simply change your age range and get yourself to sunny SW - for the best sex of your life. Sorted! "

But I'm not into sugar daddies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nothing wrong for looking for what you like. Ed"

Thanks. It's like looking for a needle in a haystack

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By *he Big Five OhhMan over a year ago

bristol

It doesn't help when blokes from Bristol are idiots

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No, women definitely say that. My friend is in a similar situation to you OP.

Oh so I'm not alone?! Phew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For sex!

Said no woman ever.

But I am, really! Help me

Desperate for sex?

The solution - simply change your age range and get yourself to sunny SW - for the best sex of your life. Sorted!

But I'm not into daddies sugar

"
thought id make you sound all new orleans

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You should join fab

I've joined 7 years ago and still don't know why

To do 9 letter and 8 letter word games of course silly

7-letter word game was mine originally but someone stole it so I had to do the tougher ones

but yes, you're right. I like to play. That's why I'm on fab

bloody thread steelers

I let them play. Kids

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By *inkysexpotMan over a year ago

leeds

That is the down side of being fussy....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m too old

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For sex!

Said no woman ever.

But I am, really! Help me

use your fingers, you'll be over it soon

Yeah I know. But I get these moments sometimes

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman over a year ago

Hull

"No, women definitely say that. My friend is in a similar situation to you OP.

Oh so I'm not alone?! Phew

Nope your really not. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It doesn't help when blokes from Bristol are idiots

Glad you understand

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

"For sex!

Said no woman ever.

But I am, really! Help me

I think your incorrect (about the former, not the latter clearly).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For sex!

Said no woman ever.

But I am, really! Help me

use your fingers, you'll be over it soon

Yeah I know. But I get these moments sometimes

"
We all do

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By *ig9incherforuMan over a year ago

Welwyn

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

"For sex!

Said no woman ever.

But I am, really! Help me

Desperate for sex?

The solution - simply change your age range and get yourself to sunny SW - for the best sex of your life. Sorted!

But I'm not into sugar daddies

Ouch! Now, I offered up a simple solution, and you’ve thrown it viciously back at me. I’m afraid I can’t offer any further advice. Slopes off to find my best beige slacks and hit the town.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No, women definitely say that. My friend is in a similar situation to you OP.

Oh so I'm not alone?! Phew

Nope your really not. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Think I'll create a desperate for sex women club

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By *ig9incherforuMan over a year ago

Welwyn

Damn all you horny women wanting sex!!

Making me want it as well ??

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By *d4funtimesMan over a year ago

Cambridge

Just take them to pleasure you with their tongues and your toys.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For sex!

Said no woman ever.

But I am, really! Help me

I think your incorrect (about the former, not the latter clearly). "

I think you're incorrect with your grammar. Sorry, couldn't help it

but thanks for clarifying

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn all you horny women wanting sex!!

Making me want it as well ??"

Sorry for making you feel that way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, women definitely say that. My friend is in a similar situation to you OP.

Oh so I'm not alone?! Phew

Nope your really not. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Think I'll create a desperate for sex women club

So you are in need of sex then just do it, forget about feelings just relax. Loads of people feel the same x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just take them to pleasure you with their tongues and your toys.

But take whom?!

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By *he Big Five OhhMan over a year ago

bristol

Uh oh.. Your in the grammar police

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why aren't you having sex?

Because I am fussy with who I meet.

Ah. That’s your problem! Stop being fussy. Didn’t you know women on fan should only join if they’re willing to fuck anyone?

I fucked up then

We are on the same boat girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Uh oh.. Your in the grammar police

I play the word games on here. I would go against myself if I let it go

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By *ig9incherforuMan over a year ago

Welwyn

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why aren't you having sex?

Because I am fussy with who I meet.

Ah. That’s your problem! Stop being fussy. Didn’t you know women on fan should only join if they’re willing to fuck anyone?

I fucked up then

We are on the same boat girl

Come join my desperate club! Looks like it's more of us!

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman over a year ago

Hull

"No, women definitely say that. My friend is in a similar situation to you OP.

Oh so I'm not alone?! Phew

Nope your really not. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Think I'll create a desperate for sex women club

So you are in need of sex then just do it, forget about feelings just relax. Loads of people feel the same x"

I'm not loads of people... And as horny as I am, I'm not willing to just fuck anyone...so would rather wait...

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By *ig9incherforuMan over a year ago

Welwyn

"Damn all you horny women wanting sex!!

Making me want it as well ??

Sorry for making you feel that way

It's ok I can find a way!!

Maybe look at your pics op

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No, women definitely say that. My friend is in a similar situation to you OP.

Oh so I'm not alone?! Phew

Nope your really not. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Think I'll create a desperate for sex women club

So you are in need of sex then just do it, forget about feelings just relax. Loads of people feel the same x"

But I can't have sex with just anyone

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman over a year ago

Hull

"Why aren't you having sex?

Because I am fussy with who I meet.

Ah. That’s your problem! Stop being fussy. Didn’t you know women on fan should only join if they’re willing to fuck anyone?

I fucked up then

We are on the same boat girl

Come join my desperate club! Looks like it's more of us!

I'm in

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By *d4funtimesMan over a year ago

Cambridge

"Just take them to pleasure you with their tongues and your toys.

But take whom?!

Change you criteria pending on what you want on that moment. It increases your options. Ed

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

I have the same problem Jess

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Get together with a likeminded friend, get on one of those seesaws with double ended dildos built in and enjoy some playtime

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, women definitely say that. My friend is in a similar situation to you OP.

Oh so I'm not alone?! Phew

Nope your really not. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Think I'll create a desperate for sex women club

So you are in need of sex then just do it, forget about feelings just relax. Loads of people feel the same x

I'm not loads of people... And as horny as I am, I'm not willing to just fuck anyone...so would rather wait... "

I’m the same, I need to feel a connection, but I’m not creating a post saying I need sex. I don’t need sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn all you horny women wanting sex!!

Making me want it as well ??

Sorry for making you feel that way

It's ok I can find a way!!

Maybe look at your pics op

Haha it doesn't take much to please a man seems like

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By *d4funtimesMan over a year ago

Cambridge

Why aren't you having sex?

Then, you can get the different sex you like.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why aren't you having sex?

Because I am fussy with who I meet.

Ah. That’s your problem! Stop being fussy. Didn’t you know women on fan should only join if they’re willing to fuck anyone?

I fucked up then

We are on the same boat girl

Come join my desperate club! Looks like it's more of us!

I'm in,but we need to fill it with hot guys that will do as we say

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have the same problem Jess "

Do you? How do we solve this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why aren't you having sex?

Because I am fussy with who I meet.

Ah. That’s your problem! Stop being fussy. Didn’t you know women on fan should only join if they’re willing to fuck anyone?

I fucked up then

We are on the same boat girl

Come join my desperate club! Looks like it's more of us!

I'm in,but we need to fill it with hot guys that will do as we say

And where do we find them?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For sex!

Said no woman ever.

But I am, really! Help me

Expand your age range filter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why aren't you having sex?

Then, you can get the different sex you like.

Ed"

Because I can't just spread my legs for someone who finds me attractive or is just horny. That's why.

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By *ig9incherforuMan over a year ago

Welwyn

"Damn all you horny women wanting sex!!

Making me want it as well ??

Sorry for making you feel that way

It's ok I can find a way!!

Maybe look at your pics op

Haha it doesn't take much to please a man seems like

Oh no I need more then that...... Never satisfied just looking

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman over a year ago

Hull

"No, women definitely say that. My friend is in a similar situation to you OP.

Oh so I'm not alone?! Phew

Nope your really not. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Think I'll create a desperate for sex women club

So you are in need of sex then just do it, forget about feelings just relax. Loads of people feel the same x

I'm not loads of people... And as horny as I am, I'm not willing to just fuck anyone...so would rather wait...

I’m the same, I need to feel a connection, but I’m not creating a post saying I need sex. I don’t need sex

There's a difference between been deseperte for a fuck and needing it... I'm so mega horny now it's unreal, and would love some absolute mind blowing sex.. but that doesn't mean I need sex... And I think that's the same for J...

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Why aren't you having sex?

Because I am fussy with who I meet.

Ah. That’s your problem! Stop being fussy. Didn’t you know women on fan should only join if they’re willing to fuck anyone?

I fucked up then

We are on the same boat girl

Come join my desperate club! Looks like it's more of us!

I'm in,but we need to fill it with hot guys that will do as we say

And where do we find them?

That's the real question. Not why aren't women having sex but where are these men?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why aren't you having sex?

Then, you can get the different sex you like.

Because I can't just spread my legs for someone who finds me attractive or is just horny. That's why."

Lol so you can get sex if you want but the problem is it’s got to be on you’re terms. That’s fine you won’t have s problem with that either

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why aren't you having sex?

Because I am fussy with who I meet.

Ah. That’s your problem! Stop being fussy. Didn’t you know women on fan should only join if they’re willing to fuck anyone?

I fucked up then

We are on the same boat girl

Come join my desperate club! Looks like it's more of us!

I'm in,but we need to fill it with hot guys that will do as we say

And where do we find them?

That's the real question. Not why aren't women having sex but where are these men?

My question has been answered. Thank you, girl! I feel much better now

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman over a year ago

Hull

"Why aren't you having sex?

Because I am fussy with who I meet.

Ah. That’s your problem! Stop being fussy. Didn’t you know women on fan should only join if they’re willing to fuck anyone?

I fucked up then

We are on the same boat girl

Come join my desperate club! Looks like it's more of us!

I'm in,but we need to fill it with hot guys that will do as we say

And where do we find them?

That's the real question. Not why aren't women having sex but where are these men?

This ^^^^^^^^^

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Why aren't you having sex?

Because I am fussy with who I meet.

Ah. That’s your problem! Stop being fussy. Didn’t you know women on fan should only join if they’re willing to fuck anyone?

I fucked up then

We are on the same boat girl

Come join my desperate club! Looks like it's more of us!

I'm in,but we need to fill it with hot guys that will do as we say

And where do we find them?

"
ready meal aisle in Tesco other shops are available

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For sex!

Said no woman ever.

But I am, really! Help me

Expand your age range filter?"

I like younger guys. Can't help it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why aren't you having sex?

Because I am fussy with who I meet.

Ah. That’s your problem! Stop being fussy. Didn’t you know women on fan should only join if they’re willing to fuck anyone?

I fucked up then

We are on the same boat girl

Come join my desperate club! Looks like it's more of us!

I'm in,but we need to fill it with hot guys that will do as we say

And where do we find them?

ready meal aisle in Tesco other shops are available

I have Waitrose and Sainsbury's in my area only. Now I know why I haven't found them

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By *ig9incherforuMan over a year ago

Welwyn

"For sex!

Said no woman ever.

But I am, really! Help me

Expand your age range filter?

I like younger guys. Can't help it."

Nothing wrong with the older guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, women definitely say that. My friend is in a similar situation to you OP.

Oh so I'm not alone?! Phew

Nope your really not. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Think I'll create a desperate for sex women club

So you are in need of sex then just do it, forget about feelings just relax. Loads of people feel the same x

I'm not loads of people... And as horny as I am, I'm not willing to just fuck anyone...so would rather wait...

I’m the same, I need to feel a connection, but I’m not creating a post saying I need sex. I don’t need sex

I would as well but I think a spark is important

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

I'm sure there are people we could help in this situation but we come as a couple, which you're not into, OP.

I hope you get some action soon. You shouldn't be short of volunteers so let's hope there's somebody suitable there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I FANCY you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For sex!

Said no woman ever.

But I am, really! Help me

Expand your age range filter?

I like younger guys. Can't help it."

So you should, I like younger woman

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By *he Big Five OhhMan over a year ago

bristol

"For sex!

Said no woman ever.

But I am, really! Help me

Expand your age range filter?

I like younger guys. Can't help it.

Nothing wrong with the older guy

Unless it's not what you like! I don't understand why a person shouldn't have a preference? Says a stupid bloke from Bristol who has preferences too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For sex!

Said no woman ever.

But I am, really! Help me

Expand your age range filter?

I like younger guys. Can't help it.

Nothing wrong with the older guy

I didn't say there was

just doesn't work for me. When j was in my 20's, I like older men. Now in my 30's I like them younger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mybe the hot guys are as fussy too who knows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For sex!

Said no woman ever.

But I am, really! Help me

I'm on my way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For sex!

Said no woman ever.

But I am, really! Help me

Expand your age range filter?

I like younger guys. Can't help it.

Nothing wrong with the older guy

Unless it's not what you like! I don't understand why a person shouldn't have a preference? Says a stupid bloke from Bristol who has preferences too. "

thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For sex!

Said no woman ever.

But I am, really! Help me

I'm on my way! "

Quick!

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By *d4funtimesMan over a year ago

Cambridge

What makes you stop finding them? The young guys. It is just the platform that you use to met up. Under 20, are using flirt, snapfuck, .... Even get the distance of the closest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I FANCY you x"

Who do you fancy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm sure there are people we could help in this situation but we come as a couple, which you're not into, OP.

I hope you get some action soon. You shouldn't be short of volunteers so let's hope there's somebody suitable there."

Thank you, very kind of you. I'll see what I can sort out

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

OP. I could help a friend out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP. I could help a friend out! "

But you're not younger

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By *d4funtimesMan over a year ago

Cambridge

Use the platform that meet your age range.

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"OP. I could help a friend out!

But you're not younger

I used to be!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP. I could help a friend out!

But you're not younger

I used to be!

Haha great answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP. I could help a friend out!

But you're not younger

I used to be!

So did I

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By *he Big Five OhhMan over a year ago

bristol

"OP. I could help a friend out!

But you're not younger

I used to be!

Ha ha... In that case.. I used to be a lot younger

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By *hezuMan over a year ago

London

Women are the strangest creatures on this planet, wish David Attenborough would do a doc on you lot

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By *lanemikeMan over a year ago

Bolton

"You should join fab

I've joined 7 years ago and still don't know why

Seven years on here and no one suitable, you must be incredibly fussy....!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You should join fab

I've joined 7 years ago and still don't know why

Seven years on here and no one suitable, you must be incredibly fussy....!!!"

I've had meets...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have the opposite problem of finding people local enough who are attracted to me. I think that’s the way it works for blokes on here

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By *d4funtimesMan over a year ago

Cambridge

What about clubs?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For sex!

Said no woman ever.

But I am, really! Help me

It's proven through research that women's have high sex drive then man, and equally controlling and hiding the desire, wherein man cannot

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"You should join fab

I've joined 7 years ago and still don't know why

To do 9 letter and 8 letter word games of course silly

Sexuality ..nine letters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Women are the strangest creatures on this planet, wish David Attenborough would do a doc on you lot"

That’s half the population of the planet, everyone is different. We all deal with things our own way and survive

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"Women are the strangest creatures on this planet, wish David Attenborough would do a doc on you lot"

Too difficult to understand, mate. Scientists gave up a long time ago. Apparently working out the origins of the universe is easier.

This is a joke by the way, just before I get roasted.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Desperate... also nine letters

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By *lanemikeMan over a year ago

Bolton

"You should join fab

I've joined 7 years ago and still don't know why

Seven years on here and no one suitable, you must be incredibly fussy....!!!

I've had meets..."

Well at least "fab" is working for you!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You should join fab

I've joined 7 years ago and still don't know why

Seven years on here and no one suitable, you must be incredibly fussy....!!!

I've had meets...

Well at least "fab" is working for you!!"

Once in a blue moon, yes. Not as much as I would like it to work though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Desperate... also nine letters"

I'll use it for my next thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know exactly Exactly where your coming from OP,I want sex to in fact I crave it lol,just like you I'm fussy and need that connection as I really couldn't just shag any Tom Dick or Harry

I enjoy the forums so for now that great sex I'm searching for can wait

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have the opposite problem of finding people local enough who are attracted to me. I think that’s the way it works for blokes on here

I think I live in the wrong city

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would offer you my help.

But imout of your age range!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What about clubs?

Ed"

I like private fun only. Get enough of attention outside fab, as bad as it sounds.

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By *hezuMan over a year ago

London

"Women are the strangest creatures on this planet, wish David Attenborough would do a doc on you lot

That’s half the population of the planet, everyone is different. We all deal with things our own way and survive"

Half the population of the planet

funniest thing I've heard today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have the opposite problem of finding people local enough who are attracted to me. I think that’s the way it works for blokes on here

I think I live in the wrong city

It’s got nothing to do with that you just aren’t happy, so in the meantime just have fun.

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By *lanemikeMan over a year ago

Bolton

What about clubs?

I like private fun only. Get enough of attention outside fab, as bad as it sounds."

To be candid Jessica, I have the feeling you are happy with things the way they are...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I FANCY you x

Who do you fancy?"

You say it's hard to find someone you fancy. Well you got me. I FANCY You!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would offer you my help.

But imout of your age range!

Thanks and sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I FANCY you x

Who do you fancy?

You say it's hard to find someone you fancy. Well you got me. I FANCY You!"

And you're far away!

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By *hezuMan over a year ago

London

"Women are the strangest creatures on this planet, wish David Attenborough would do a doc on you lot

Too difficult to understand, mate. Scientists gave up a long time ago. Apparently working out the origins of the universe is easier.

This is a joke by the way, just before I get roasted."

when the first man and woman get to mars she'll say she wants a chocolate bar before she has sex

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

Fab comes in powdered form. Just add water and hey presto... Instant Shag!

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By *.TaylorMan over a year ago

london

"Women are the strangest creatures on this planet, wish David Attenborough would do a doc on you lot

Too difficult to understand, mate. Scientists gave up a long time ago. Apparently working out the origins of the universe is easier.

This is a joke by the way, just before I get roasted.

This cracked me up the bit before chocolate

when the first man and woman get to mars she'll say she wants a chocolate bar before she has sex"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What about clubs?

I like private fun only. Get enough of attention outside fab, as bad as it sounds.

To be candid Jessica, I have the feeling you are happy with things the way they are...

If you mean that I'm happy being fussy - yes. I respect my mind and my body. I choose my lovers. And I'd rather wait a few weeks or months to have fun with someone I feel the mutual attraction with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fab comes in powdered form. Just add water and hey presto... Instant Shag! "

You got any sachets left?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have the opposite problem of finding people local enough who are attracted to me. I think that’s the way it works for blokes on here

I think I live in the wrong city

I’m in the wrong country

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have the opposite problem of finding people local enough who are attracted to me. I think that’s the way it works for blokes on here

I think I live in the wrong city

I’m in the wrong country

I could say the same for past 19 years

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP, if you are anything like me then you’ll never have sex with anybody from here. I’ve never had a one night stand in my life and i doubt I ever will. All the girls I’ve been with I’ve got to know as friends first and then it’s progressed from there. Sounds like you’re of a similar ilk. No harm in looking at the pretty pictures in the meantime tho and I have chatted to some really nice girls on here. Sadly tho, they always seem to be hundreds of miles away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Looks like I'm doomed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks like I'm doomed

"
but on your terms tho

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Fab comes in powdered form. Just add water and hey presto... Instant Shag!

You got any sachets left?"

I have. But beforehand you need to peel away the layers of your caveats, conditions and criteria and then leave me a verific-asian.

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By *uxinteriorMan over a year ago

south west , continental

Judging from the pics, I could not imagine that you would have any problems satisfying your desires. Surely there is someone out there?

What about some social gatherings, club visits or a little vacation in Cap d'Agde.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Looks like I'm doomed

but on your terms tho

True. Back to my toys then. Oh well. Could be worse

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By *lanemikeMan over a year ago

Bolton

Hey, you think you have problems??!!

Try being and 72 years old male, looking for a partner....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey, you think you have problems??!!

Try being and 72 years old male, looking for a partner...."

Wrong site.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why aren't you having sex?

Because I am fussy with who I meet.

Ah. That’s your problem! Stop being fussy. Didn’t you know women on fan should only join if they’re willing to fuck anyone?

I fucked up then

We are on the same boat girl

"
can I come and help you please?

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By *lanemikeMan over a year ago

Bolton

"Hey, you think you have problems??!!

Try being and 72 years old male, looking for a partner....

Wrong site."

In what way...??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey, you think you have problems??!!

Try being and 72 years old male, looking for a partner...."

Everyone has a story but sometimes people struggle and think the world is against them. I get you’re point

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey, you think you have problems??!!

Try being and 72 years old male, looking for a partner....

Wrong site.

In what way...??"

Doesn't matter. Hope you'll find a partner you're looking for.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For sex!

Said no woman ever.

But I am, really! Help me

You just caused my brain to crash. I do t understand and I’m not sure I’m able to process what you’re saying.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'S' ...

Give you a clue. Your not getting it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'S' ...

Give you a clue. Your not getting it

Wait til it's your turn

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For sex!

Said no woman ever.

But I am, really! Help me

You just caused my brain to crash. I do t understand and I’m not sure I’m able to process what you’re saying. "

Apologies.

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By *lanemikeMan over a year ago

Bolton

"Hey, you think you have problems??!!

Try being and 72 years old male, looking for a partner....

Everyone has a story but sometimes people struggle and think the world is against them. I get you’re point "

Do not feel the world is against me. Meeting potential partners when you are in your 20s is relatively easy. Not so simple in your 70s.... Not giving up!!

Do wonder why some folk are so fussy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey, you think you have problems??!!

Try being and 72 years old male, looking for a partner....

Everyone has a story but sometimes people struggle and think the world is against them. I get you’re point

Do not feel the world is against me. Meeting potential partners when you are in your 20s is relatively easy. Not so simple in your 70s.... Not giving up!!

Do wonder why some folk are so fussy."

I wasn’t talking about you, sorry if you thought I was.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'S' ...

Give you a clue. Your not getting it

Wait til it's your turn

If it's any consolation I am not getting her too. 'S' that is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'S' ...

Give you a clue. Your not getting it

Wait til it's your turn

If it's any consolation I am not getting her too. 'S' that is

Join the club

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey, you think you have problems??!!

Try being and 72 years old male, looking for a partner...."

Have you thought of becoming a benny hill’o’gram? You’d get paid to chase after scantily clad girls then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok so I am too old and married

But I do have a Scottish accent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so I am too old and married

But I do have a Scottish accent

I’m Scottish but I’d do dragons den after 10 mins, OUT

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By *lanemikeMan over a year ago

Bolton

"Hey, you think you have problems??!!

Try being and 72 years old male, looking for a partner....

Have you thought of becoming a benny hill’o’gram? You’d get paid to chase after scantily clad girls then.

Ha ha, now there is a thought. I have been told I look like BH. Want to do more than chase after them...!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey, you think you have problems??!!

Try being and 72 years old male, looking for a partner....

Have you thought of becoming a benny hill’o’gram? You’d get paid to chase after scantily clad girls then.

Ha ha, now there is a thought. I have been told I look like BH. Want to do more than chase after them...!!"

Still be good fun tho eh and it’d keep you fit and pay the bills

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Glad my desperate thread can sort someone else out

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

"Glad my desperate thread can sort someone else out

It ain’t got me sorted lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I suggest an add in Hunting Game magazine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For sex!

Said no woman ever.

But I am, really! Help me

You just caused my brain to crash. I do t understand and I’m not sure I’m able to process what you’re saying.

Apologies."

No need to apologise. It’s still kinda early

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Glad my desperate thread can sort someone else out

It ain’t got me sorted lol "

Someone else though. I'm pleased for them

we'll just have to stay hanging lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I suggest an add in Hunting Game magazine "

Have you done it before?

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

"I suggest an add in Hunting Game magazine

Have you done it before?"

Knowing my luck I’ll end up with an hound

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I suggest an add in Hunting Game magazine

Have you done it before?"

Yes, it works better than Fab if you like it wild

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I suggest an add in Hunting Game magazine

Have you done it before?

Yes, it works better than Fab if you like it wild"

Let me look into it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I suggest an add in Hunting Game magazine

Have you done it before?

Yes, it works better than Fab if you like it wild

Let me look into it."

Hunting game ?

You will soon be running around holding midnight fire rituals. No time to overthink with a title like that haha

At least with fab you can hide behind a pc/phone screen and politely tell guys your not interested

When you really are but your not but you are ?

....

Damn this overthinking again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I don't need to hide and don't need to be polite either if needby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't need to hide and don't need to be polite either if needby

Oh the passion

You still have not guessed the word

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't need to hide and don't need to be polite either if needby

Oh the passion

You still have not guessed the word

You have not posted in the right thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ahh Jessica be more than happy to help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't need to hide and don't need to be polite either if needby

Oh the passion

You still have not guessed the word

You have not posted in the right thread

There are more people on this thread or there were until I arrived

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't need to hide and don't need to be polite either if needby

Oh the passion

You still have not guessed the word

You have not posted in the right thread

There are more people on this thread or there were until I arrived

The nature of thread might be the clue

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ahh Jessica be more than happy to help

If only you ticked my boxes

but very kind of you

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I wish you every success in your quest, and I wish I met your criteria

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ahh Jessica be more than happy to help

If only you ticked my boxes

but very kind of you"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wish you every success in your quest, and I wish I met your criteria

Amen

thank you, it is not looking great but it's not evening yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm desperate for sex too but I guess not alot of women are into water sports I mean squirting

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"I wish you every success in your quest, and I wish I met your criteria

Amen

thank you, it is not looking great but it's not evening yet

You never know, the special people tend to appear at dusk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wish you every success in your quest, and I wish I met your criteria

Amen

thank you, it is not looking great but it's not evening yet

You never know, the special people tend to appear at dusk

I like special

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Sorry should have typed "special"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For sex!

Said no woman ever.

But I am, really! Help me

Wrong! Say many, many women. Often

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For sex!

Said no woman ever.

But I am, really! Help me

Wrong! Say many, many women. Often

Ah alright then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm desperate for sex too but I guess not alot of women are into water sports I mean squirting "

There's watersports and there's squirting

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Pick a dick, ride it. Don't overthink it.

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