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What are your saturday night plans?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello everyone. I am having a coffee and soon I will do the shopping, who is getting naughty tonight? I will watch a movie and I got the haribos ready  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d like a shag, but some how can’t see it happening... no one is playing ????"
Loads of people are playing. Myself included.
What you mean is, no one has offered you a shag |
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"Gutted the house, did 3 loads of washing, walked the mutts.. having some well deserved wine. This heat is too much for us Scots!"
Cider for me after cutting the grass, 2 washings out and walking to and from a fun day leaving me with a sunburnt face  . You forget about suncream when just going for a walk as we don’t get the sun enough |
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"I’m doing something I really don’t want to do and am desperately trying to think of a good enough reason to get out of it! "
What’s that you say? You have a temperature? That’s right, think you should rest up!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m doing something I really don’t want to do and am desperately trying to think of a good enough reason to get out of it!
Sickness bug ?"
Yeah but my kids really want to go lol. I just can’t be that mean. I keep coming up with exciting ideas of what we can do instead but they’re not having it! . Yet I know they’re gonna be bored as hell!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’d like a shag, but some how can’t see it happening... no one is playing ????
Loads of people are playing. Myself included.
What you mean is, no one has offered you a shag"
You forgot to mention... his dick pick isn't working and he doesn't know why. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ironing 
There is irony in that answer, so what exactly do you hope will be stiff as an iron after you've finished ironing?
Err... My clothes. "
Oh, okay, they need a bit of starch then....
or......something else beginning with S...... |
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"Ironing
There is irony in that answer, so what exactly do you hope will be stiff as an iron after you've finished ironing?
Err... My clothes.
Oh, okay, they need a bit of starch then....
or......something else beginning with S......"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ironing
There is irony in that answer, so what exactly do you hope will be stiff as an iron after you've finished ironing?
Err... My clothes.
Oh, okay, they need a bit of starch then....
or......something else beginning with S......
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Strawberries She's coming to mine and we're gonna eat strawberries?
Best I could think of on the spot. 
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"Ironing
There is irony in that answer, so what exactly do you hope will be stiff as an iron after you've finished ironing?
Err... My clothes.
Oh, okay, they need a bit of starch then....
or......something else beginning with S......
Strawberries She's coming to mine and we're gonna eat strawberries?
Best I could think of on the spot.
P"
Better than the alternative.
Yes, I'm sure other things could get stiff. I have an extremely hot iron and get out of my way with that thing, capiche? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ironing
There is irony in that answer, so what exactly do you hope will be stiff as an iron after you've finished ironing?
Err... My clothes.
Oh, okay, they need a bit of starch then....
or......something else beginning with S......
Strawberries She's coming to mine and we're gonna eat strawberries?
Best I could think of on the spot.
P"
That'll be strawberries and cream then. |
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