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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If money was no object and knowing what you do about a forumite, what would you buy them as a gift?
Pearl, I'd buy an Airstream caravan, for when she gives up on tents.
A classy gift for a classy lady IMHO *giggles*
View, I'd buy him a cookery course with a chef of his choice, maybe St. Delia.
He's being more adventurous cooking wise and getting into it more.
Femme, ..... well her own designer shoe shop of course .... her shoes to sell or just lust over.
Jo, Pet, Diamonds Mrs Coantrim et al. A helicopter and pilot to scoot them all up here to visit me and walk my beach with me, then we can party on it later.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Being a bit of a cheapskate I'd borrow that helicopter to bring you all down here to sunny Cornwall   "
Beach party with Jackandkate sounds good to me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd buy Mrs A a Tommie Tippee cup for her voddy and I will also buy her and her hubby a helicopter. Mr A will also be given a crash mat.
Mushy will be given his very own state of the art darkroom.
Eurotongue, I will buy him state of the art satnav so he can furtle safely without worry of falling into those roman canals.
Polo will recieve a marketing budget that will enable her to sell her exclusive Polo underwear.
If Sassymissuk was still around, I would upgrade her Goliath and buy her an infinite supply of wasabi.
I'm still working on what to buy you Laine  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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I d buy Mrs A an even larger container for her voddies, Mrs Frocks a stress ball (so Mrs A's voddy consumption does not stress her out), Laine deffo needs that helicopter to come down South, Petillante needs one too as she lives too far north and shee needs a Magnum. Mushy - well what can I say? The size of that darkroom needs to be considerable....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Id buy buckfast abbey for paddy so he has unlimited amounts of wine
id buy soapy the radox factory
wishy&siren some earplugs for when their newborn starts to cry along with some parsons teething powders
jo id get some salt licks for her horses and some of those snazzy riding boots.
Evesham some ceroc shoes with suede soles |
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Laine - a bigger house in exactly the same spot so that she can house all of us for a holiday
Pearl a hugh heffnor type mansion for her and her toy boys
View one of those jackets he just said so that he has to get me something nice in return. or i will by him 51% of shares in m&s
Femme fatale her own shoe company
Mrand mrs antrim their own private jet to fly them to england anytime they like
Frock off a telescope then she can peer through my windows for the comfy of her own home
Evesham i would pay to have plastic surgery on her foo foo
Madchick id pay for a course in diplomacy
Polo a see through head so me can all see what goes off in that mind
Mushy his own retro music store
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Laine - a bigger house in exactly the same spot so that she can house all of us for a holiday
Pearl a hugh heffnor type mansion for her and her toy boys
View one of those jackets he just said so that he has to get me something nice in return. or i will by him 51% of shares in m&s
Femme fatale her own shoe company
Mrand mrs antrim their own private jet to fly them to england anytime they like
Frock off a telescope then she can peer through my windows for the comfy of her own home
Evesham i would pay to have plastic surgery on her foo foo
Madchick id pay for a course in diplomacy
Polo a see through head so me can all see what goes off in that mind
Mushy his own retro music store
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LLF @ M&S shares for View.  |
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After (not)much consideration I would buy the following
Laine... Knee Pads for comfort and a rain mac to keep dry
Mrs Frock ... (need to put thinking cap on for this one)
Mr Now ..lessons on booking hotels and a book on the joys of marmalade
Diamondsmiles ..would get a free shopping trip for when she loses more weight
Pet and Aphroditie ... plenty of champers and pringles for our girlie night
Wendy ... shares in haribo
Soapy .... A bigger bath for sharing
Debs ... a new hiding place for the big purple ones |
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continued ...
Femme ...her own shoe shop
Jo ... new grooming kit for her horses
Funky ... a fluff factory and new time machine
View .. designer sunglasses
A and K .. set of new towels and walnut whips
Mrs Frock ... a fresh set of kneecaps to hang on the wall
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thank you for the new mac Mrs CoAn .... is that to keep me dry when perving in your windows?
your most welcome, you have nearly finished your 1st stage of stalking, next stage you get into the house "
Goody! I am house-trained and I'll take my wellies off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Am I that easy to read, as I have been eyeing an Airstream caravan for sometime?!
For Laine, a MINI Countryman as I believe you'd probably like one as much as I do.
For Diamondsmiles, a luxury spa break where the food is healthy yet tasty.
For femme, a house extension so that she can have her own walk in wardrobe and shoe racks.
For AandK, an all inclusive holiday in the Maldives.
For JackandKate, a tap being a pub of his choice for life.
For Jezebel, a few pairs of killer thigh length boots.
For Eveshamgal, a new car.
For everyone else, let's have a swell of party Chams with drinks and food on me.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Laine , a hotel the beautiful and sophisticated island of Barbados. Then we could all over over to stay ..
Cute n SASSY1 Would have a big country house for her and little girl and help in the house and car .
View would have a Art gallery full of Carefully selected artworks of current international contemporary art, sculptures, prints and photography.
Coantrimcpl2010 villa ner Lanine Barbados with pool and staff .
Soapy i would give a site like fab to own and run and a club like chams.
Pearl i would give her one of the new camper vans thats like a house .. so she can see all over the uk , and a card she would never have to pay for petrol .
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By (user no longer on site)
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Iconic1 I would get her a shop in london and it would be full of lovely things to dress up in . Hand made things too .. one off s ..
naughtynymphos i would get a pub with big club for rock bands and cuntry music .. and she would be the bell of the ball .. xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Iconic1 I would get her a shop in london and it would be full of lovely things to dress up in . Hand made things too .. one off s ..
naughtynymphos i would get a pub with big club for rock bands and cuntry music .. and she would be the bell of the ball .. xx"
Jo I think you know us so well. Can I have my shop in New York though. And I want it just like the one Mr Benn went into. I'd love dressing up all day, and of course take photos with all my new camera equipment that Cute has bought me.
Jo - I would buy your horses gold headresses with large feathers and their tails plaited with gold braid, I like dressing up animals too.
Jack I'd buy an infinite amount of designer sunglasses to outrival Victoria Beckham
For Wishy I would buy him a seat in the House of Commons and a loudspeaker to shout out at any time he wished
For NaughtyNymphos I would buy out the tattoo studio in Miami and have Chris Garver, Kat Von D and Chris Nunez work for her.
For Imalady a wardrobe full of couture
For Cute - a large house with a lovely big playroom and a fairground in the garden to keep the little one amused and a huge bedroom with adjoining bathroom and sunken hot tub, bedding leopardskin and the walls red satin to entertain in and bring the tigress inside
For Paddy - a mansion to rival Hugh Hefners pad with an array of 'playmates', at least 3 a night
And for Tina TitZ bigger and better breast forms
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Am I that easy to read, as I have been eyeing an Airstream caravan for sometime?!
For Laine, a MINI Countryman as I believe you'd probably like one as much as I do.
For Diamondsmiles, a luxury spa break where the food is healthy yet tasty.
For femme, a house extension so that she can have her own walk in wardrobe and shoe racks.
For AandK, an all inclusive holiday in the Maldives.
For JackandKate, a tap being a pub of his choice for life.
For Jezebel, a few pairs of killer thigh length boots.
For Eveshamgal, a new car.
For everyone else, let's have a swell of party Chams with drinks and food on me.
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I fancy an Airstream too Pearl, me titch and the pets all piled into it ... knew you'd like one. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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Pearl Necklace- Baroda Pearls
Madchick- matching bra n knickers
kev n kat- a dungeon
Diamondsmiles- Meerkats
Archangel- hooters girls to tend to his every whim
Sbay- a cut throat razor
HPC- copyrights to "silent plop"
Euro tongue- a bright yellow thong
Eveshamgal- a new car
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best dungeon in the UK for the evening, complete with dungeonmaster and slaves.
private jet so i can how them the beauties of northumberland...
And what would i do with slaves  "
(I'll av em) |
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