Your choice.....a lover with the body that is your own personal ideal, great in bed, charismatic and funny but with a faint whiff of halitosis or one that is only a 5/10 on all points, a bit lacking in intelligence and wit, strictly vanilla but whose breath smells great? |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Your choice.....a lover with the body that is your own personal ideal, great in bed, charismatic and funny but with a faint whiff of halitosis or one that is only a 5/10 on all points, a bit lacking in intelligence and wit, strictly vanilla but whose breath smells great?"
Does your breath stink Op?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't need to choose, my fella's gorgeous inside and out and very clever 
He’s got sparkly eyes
He has! 
And he smells lovely "
Yeah I didn’t wanna get too close and sniff him. I might have scared him  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't need to choose, my fella's gorgeous inside and out and very clever
He’s got sparkly eyes
He has!
And he smells lovely
Yeah I didn’t wanna get too close and sniff him. I might have scared him "
Don't lie....you were worried you'd give him a boner  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fucking ell surely there's a 3rd option?
Nope. For the purposes of this mind experiment your super horny and these two are your options....and you're all out of mints."
I’ll fuck myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"fucking ell surely there's a 3rd option?
Nope. For the purposes of this mind experiment your super horny and these two are your options....and you're all out of mints.
I’ll fuck myself "
Get in line Queenie!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"fucking ell surely there's a 3rd option?
Nope. For the purposes of this mind experiment your super horny and these two are your options....and you're all out of mints.
I’ll fuck myself
Get in line Queenie! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't need to choose, my fella's gorgeous inside and out and very clever
He’s got sparkly eyes
He has!
And he smells lovely
Yeah I didn’t wanna get too close and sniff him. I might have scared him
Don't lie....you were worried you'd give him a boner "
I’m pretty sure he had one any way |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't need to choose, my fella's gorgeous inside and out and very clever
He’s got sparkly eyes
He has!
And he smells lovely
Yeah I didn’t wanna get too close and sniff him. I might have scared him
Don't lie....you were worried you'd give him a boner
I’m pretty sure he had one any way "
Well duh!
So did I |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok. So no mints, I’ve got a banging woman with shit breath and a woman that’s not hideous but I don’t really fancy her....
I’m gonna try and get them to fuck each other whilst I watch |
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By *llenGTWoman
over a year ago
East/West Mids |
"Your choice.....a lover with the body that is your own personal ideal, great in bed, charismatic and funny but with a faint whiff of halitosis or one that is only a 5/10 on all points, a bit lacking in intelligence and wit, strictly vanilla but whose breath smells great?"
Option one from behind  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your choice.....a lover with the body that is your own personal ideal, great in bed, charismatic and funny but with a faint whiff of halitosis or one that is only a 5/10 on all points, a bit lacking in intelligence and wit, strictly vanilla but whose breath smells great?"
you can't pick sexual partners like that, well maybe you can but I require personality looks and a gorgeous smile as well as great breath and breasts  |
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I've done without by choice and otherwise enough to wish them well and do so again. I could condemn myself to a quickie with the 10/10, if it was going to be the only sex of the month and I didn't kiss and had a strong fan, blowing any smells away |
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"This is why I always have mints and chewing gum in the right hand pocket of my jeans."
You've got to get them into someone's mouth Jim - they're not like an air freshener that'll sweeten the air, killing all known bad breath smells dead. 
Shag in a wind tunnel, with them downstream |
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