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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

To live on a desert island with me? I quite fancy the idea.

Who ya bringing and what skills can you offer for survival?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can cook, and find ingenious ways to collect water.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can be annoying and split the camp.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can cook, and find ingenious ways to collect water."

You’re in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can be annoying and split the camp."

I’ll need to think about you. Give me 5

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can cook, and find ingenious ways to collect water."

Goody two shoes

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

I can massage and I'm creative. No idea how that will come in handy but if it's hot on the island, count me in x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it still deserted if we all live there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm good at hunting for carrots

And I have a pocket inflatable dinghy

Also I'm the world's greatest conversationalist when it comes to tents

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can be annoying and split the camp.

I’ll need to think about you. Give me 5"

Hear that guys, she has to think about it, this is just the start I tell you, it’s all about the power.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can cook, and find ingenious ways to collect water.

Goody two shoes"

I could just provide eye candy by lying there in my bikini.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m coming

I’m hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I cant come until my Ebay listing has ended sorry

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman over a year ago

Hull

I'm a nurse so my uniform and mouth to mouth skills might be essential

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll come! I'll bring plenty of SPF50, terrible massages and bad jokes.

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’ll come and I can tell and excellent bedtime story

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m coming

I’m hilarious "

I can sing kumba ya ma lord spontaneously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll be the northern grease monkey... I'll repair and do maintenance/engineering type stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll come! I'll bring plenty of SPF50, terrible massages and bad jokes. "

Being ginger I’ll need factor 400, an Asbestos suit and a welders mask.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh WHO you bringing not what

sorry! Forget the SPF50, dry massages and bad jokes it is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm a nurse so my uniform and mouth to mouth skills might be essential

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll bring a speedboat, so I can shout ‘so long suckers!’ as I ride off.

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

I’ll come .. I retrieve water by making yr pussy wet .. and good at growing bacon trees

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll be the northern grease monkey... I'll repair and do maintenance/engineering type stuff.

Not sure there will be anything to repair for a few years things have to get built firstv

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By *aughty Lovers 69Man over a year ago

Wallasey

I can get a fire going and I can catch ya your fish for food and cook it x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me and I’m bringing wine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can be annoying and split the camp.

I’ll need to think about you. Give me 5

Hear that guys, she has to think about it, this is just the start I tell you, it’s all about the power."

Ok I’ve thought. You have a tool that could come in handy. You’re in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a boy scout, I can lite fires, build shelters all sorts of wonderful stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like building things. I'll build us a shelter but I'm only 5ft1 so some of you might need to duck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can be annoying and split the camp.

I’ll need to think about you. Give me 5

Hear that guys, she has to think about it, this is just the start I tell you, it’s all about the power.

Ok I’ve thought. You have a tool that could come in handy. You’re in "

I am a tool.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm a boy scout, I can lite fires, build shelters all sorts of wonderful stuff.

You’re definitely in if only to keep up the spirits

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

PS I’m gonna be chief sun cream rubber inner

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By *urls and DressesWoman over a year ago

Somewhere near here

As an ex scout leader and been involved in scouting for 30 years, I think I have a few skills I can offer.

I need an island, desperately

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As an ex scout leader and been involved in scouting for 30 years, I think I have a few skills I can offer.

I need an island, desperately "

You would probably be annoying telling us how to live on a desert island

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Much rather a cabin in a forest but im a fair trapper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a boy scout, I can lite fires, build shelters all sorts of wonderful stuff.

You’re definitely in if only to keep up the spirits

I can lead the camp fire singing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm a boy scout, I can lite fires, build shelters all sorts of wonderful stuff.

You’re definitely in if only to keep up the spirits

I can lead the camp fire singing

Ging gang goolie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

U like squirrel for tea?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't swim, so I can offer loyalty by default.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"U like squirrel for tea?"

Get a lot of squirrels on desert islands?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To live on a desert island with me? I quite fancy the idea.

Who ya bringing and what skills can you offer for survival?

go on then x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't swim, so I can offer loyalty by default. "

Any cheek you get thrown in the sea ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To live on a desert island with me? I quite fancy the idea.

Who ya bringing and what skills can you offer for survival?

go on then x "

You’re not selling yourself well! What skills do you possess?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’ll run the Coconut bar!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll run the Coconut bar! "

. I’ll need You to keep me on the straight and narrow as usual!

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

Me me me pick me. I’ll bring my yo yo for catching fish

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Me me me pick me. I’ll bring my yo yo for catching fish "

Oh you have to come!!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

Fish, I can fish .....bate digging to hooking and cooking....... pleaseeeeeeee take me.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No ta, if I'm off to a desert island there's only one other coming with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fish, I can fish .....bate digging to hooking and cooking....... pleaseeeeeeee take me.....

I can give encouragement to people doing great work to help us survive. For example a wee clap of my hands or saying things like that’s the best digging for bate I’ve ever seen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fish, I can fish .....bate digging to hooking and cooking....... pleaseeeeeeee take me.....

I can give encouragement to people doing great work to help us survive. For example a wee clap of my hands or saying things like that’s the best digging for bate I’ve ever seen "

I’m sure it’s bait

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No ta, if I'm off to a desert island there's only one other coming with me

Awww. That’s nice. Still the one from before?

. Bring him!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"U like squirrel for tea?

Get a lot of squirrels on desert islands?"
they have trees?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"U like squirrel for tea?

Get a lot of squirrels on desert islands?they have trees?"

I was hoping for something a little more exotic for dinner.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

"Fish, I can fish .....bate digging to hooking and cooking....... pleaseeeeeeee take me.....

I can give encouragement to people doing great work to help us survive. For example a wee clap of my hands or saying things like that’s the best digging for bate I’ve ever seen "

Bait I do apologise...

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I can cook climb up trees and make a raft x

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got a camper van ...sorted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No ta, if I'm off to a desert island there's only one other coming with me

Awww. That’s nice. Still the one from before?

. Bring him!!"

Yes

but I don't want to share this one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fish, I can fish .....bate digging to hooking and cooking....... pleaseeeeeeee take me.....

I can give encouragement to people doing great work to help us survive. For example a wee clap of my hands or saying things like that’s the best digging for bate I’ve ever seen

Bait I do apologise..."

No need for grammar on a desert island

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No ta, if I'm off to a desert island there's only one other coming with me

Awww. That’s nice. Still the one from before?

. Bring him!!

Yes

but I don't want to share this one

Oh you don’t have to! I don’t share either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"U like squirrel for tea?

Get a lot of squirrels on desert islands?they have trees?

I was hoping for something a little more exotic for dinner. "
lemur?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No ta, if I'm off to a desert island there's only one other coming with me

Awww. That’s nice. Still the one from before?

. Bring him!!

Yes

but I don't want to share this one

Oh you don’t have to! I don’t share either "

Nah, think I'd sooner it be totally secluded and a party for two

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By *imbo59seMan over a year ago

North Norfolk area

I'm a dab hand at creating booze from available ingredients!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"U like squirrel for tea?

Get a lot of squirrels on desert islands?they have trees?

I was hoping for something a little more exotic for dinner. lemur?"

I couldn’t eat something so cute!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can make fire and I’m good at foraging but I’m no bear grylls - I don’t drink my own piss or anyone else’s for that matter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No ta, if I'm off to a desert island there's only one other coming with me

Awww. That’s nice. Still the one from before?

. Bring him!!

Yes

but I don't want to share this one

Oh you don’t have to! I don’t share either

Nah, think I'd sooner it be totally secluded and a party for two

You can get the desert island next to the party one

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By *imbo59seMan over a year ago

North Norfolk area

"U like squirrel for tea?

Get a lot of squirrels on desert islands?they have trees?

I was hoping for something a little more exotic for dinner. lemur?

I couldn’t eat something so cute!"

They're only tree rats with fluffy tails!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a dab hand at creating booze from available ingredients!

All we have is bait, fish and coconuts. It’s not my decision but that’s a hard 1, ainsley harriet would struggle with that

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'll make sure no-one tries to take over our desert island idyll.

I've got skills.

*taps nose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No reasons other than I can survive most things. My nine lives went up in smoke ages ago.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a dab hand at creating booze from available ingredients!

All we have is bait, fish and coconuts. It’s not my decision but that’s a hard 1, ainsley harriet would struggle with that "

The coconuts are all you'll need...

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By *imbo59seMan over a year ago

North Norfolk area

"I'm a dab hand at creating booze from available ingredients!

All we have is bait, fish and coconuts. It’s not my decision but that’s a hard 1, ainsley harriet would struggle with that "

Someone smuggle in some sugar (cane?) and we're away.

(Ainsley is a tw*t, and always has been.....I did know him years ago!)

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By *lexeatonMan over a year ago

Lichfield

I must have watched Blue Lagoon at least 50 times when I was 15, all the skills you need. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Do you think tescos would deliver?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m bringing Bruce. He’s my dads builder and general handy man.

As for my skills. I’m not sure they’d be required on a desert island but I’m damn good at sunbathing

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By *imbo59seMan over a year ago

North Norfolk area

"Do you think tescos would deliver?"

Not sure they're set up for air drops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a dab hand at creating booze from available ingredients!

All we have is bait, fish and coconuts. It’s not my decision but that’s a hard 1, ainsley harriet would struggle with that

Someone smuggle in some sugar (cane?) and we're away.

(Ainsley is a tw*t, and always has been.....I did know him years ago!) "

I’d be as well just smuggling in some vodka so no need for a cocktail maker lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you think tescos would deliver?

Not sure they're set up for air drops"

They do it in the jungle. I’ll look into it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crikey. No. I wouldn’t wish my presence on even my best friends on a desert island

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Crikey. No. I wouldn’t wish my represented on even my best friends on a desert island

Oh. Are you not a real doc?

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By *imbo59seMan over a year ago

North Norfolk area

"Do you think tescos would deliver?

Not sure they're set up for air drops

They do it in the jungle. I’ll look into it

What..... Tesco's resupply by air to the jungle..... I'll be b*ggered

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can cook climb up trees and make a raft x"

A raft would be handy. You’re in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you think tescos would deliver?

Not sure they're set up for air drops

They do it in the jungle. I’ll look into it

What..... Tesco's resupply by air to the jungle..... I'll be b*ggered

Where’ve you been???

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I'm good at sand castles and complaining.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crikey. No. I wouldn’t wish my presence on even my best friends on a desert island

Oh. Are you not a real doc?

I can only offer dodgy snake oil

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After 3 minutes of self reflection I’ve realised that Im far too judgemental to spend time with other humans on a desert island

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm good at sand castles and complaining."

You’re in purely for the eye candy

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By *thena123Woman over a year ago

Swansea

"To live on a desert island with me? I quite fancy the idea.

Who ya bringing and what skills can you offer for survival?

Can I bring bear grylls I'll drop him an email now...

Uuummm I can cook and I'm pretty good at splitting coconuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To live on a desert island with me? I quite fancy the idea.

Who ya bringing and what skills can you offer for survival?

Can I bring bear grylls I'll drop him an email now...

Uuummm I can cook and I'm pretty good at splitting coconuts

Yes! Bring him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm good with my hands so anything practical ...ie building a boat to escape the madness

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm good with my hands so anything practical ...ie building a boat to escape the madness"

Hmmm good with hands. You’re in

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By *imbo59seMan over a year ago

North Norfolk area

"Do you think tescos would deliver?

Not sure they're set up for air drops

They do it in the jungle. I’ll look into it

What..... Tesco's resupply by air to the jungle..... I'll be b*ggered

Where’ve you been???"

Even up here no call for air drops, so obviously not kept up with latest developments from Tesco's.

I sit corrected young lady

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I can cook climb up trees and make a raft x

A raft would be handy. You’re in

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"I've got a camper van ...sorted"

Thanks Nora the ignorer ..I'm going to my own desert island .. with its own Asda ..and an Argos

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you think tescos would deliver?

Not sure they're set up for air drops

They do it in the jungle. I’ll look into it

What..... Tesco's resupply by air to the jungle..... I'll be b*ggered

Where’ve you been???

Even up here no call for air drops, so obviously not kept up with latest developments from Tesco's.

I sit corrected young lady "

Young? You’re in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got a camper van ...sorted

Thanks Nora the ignorer ..I'm going to my own desert island .. with its own Asda ..and an Argos

Oh sorry! How you gonna get your camper van there?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Parachute drop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I win the euro lottery tonight I'll buy an island.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Parachute drop"

. Ok you’re in. I need to see that

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I've got a football! Can't go anywhere without a footy ......Bagsy up front when we enter the world cup

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By *imbo59seMan over a year ago

North Norfolk area

"Do you think tescos would deliver?

Not sure they're set up for air drops

They do it in the jungle. I’ll look into it

What..... Tesco's resupply by air to the jungle..... I'll be b*ggered

Where’ve you been???

Even up here no call for air drops, so obviously not kept up with latest developments from Tesco's.

I sit corrected young lady

Young? You’re in

How we getting there?

Para drop would be good, use the 'chutes for coverings, cords for fishing lines (or tying up

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm gonna whittle a giant set of 'kiss fuck avoid' dice to make evenings entertainment a little more risqué.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll bring a sexy male forum user....and massage oil please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll bring a sexy male forum user....and massage oil please"

The oil will suffice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll bring a sexy male forum user....and massage oil please"

Can we share him? Otherwise what does he bring to proceedings?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm gonna whittle a giant set of 'kiss fuck avoid' dice to make evenings entertainment a little more risqué."

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I can make fire and I’m good at foraging but I’m no bear grylls - I don’t drink my own piss or anyone else’s for that matter "

wanna run the bar with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll bring a sexy male forum user....and massage oil please

Can we share him? Otherwise what does he bring to proceedings?

"
but my idea of sexy might not be yours lol....but yes ok then x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m scared of islands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks like I’m not invited, heads out of the thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Looks like I’m not invited, heads out of the thread

Course you are SB! Did you comment? Sorry. Think I missed a few

. Bring your boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m scared of islands

Ffs lol

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By *urls and DressesWoman over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"As an ex scout leader and been involved in scouting for 30 years, I think I have a few skills I can offer.

I need an island, desperately

You would probably be annoying telling us how to live on a desert island

Not at all, I’ll be up in a tree minding my own business.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As an ex scout leader and been involved in scouting for 30 years, I think I have a few skills I can offer.

I need an island, desperately

You would probably be annoying telling us how to live on a desert island

Not at all, I’ll be up in a tree minding my own business. "

You can be the lookout for pirates

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"As an ex scout leader and been involved in scouting for 30 years, I think I have a few skills I can offer.

I need an island, desperately

You would probably be annoying telling us how to live on a desert island

Not at all, I’ll be up in a tree minding my own business. "
We can build a tree house.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes please!

I'm good with ropes and knots, I'm a great cook, very strong swimmer, and I look pretty good in a bikini

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As an ex scout leader and been involved in scouting for 30 years, I think I have a few skills I can offer.

I need an island, desperately

You would probably be annoying telling us how to live on a desert island

Not at all, I’ll be up in a tree minding my own business. "

At this rate I’ll be on the next branch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m scared of islands

Ffs lol "

Will there be gnomes

..I can bring one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m scared of islands

Ffs lol

Will there be gnomes

..I can bring one

Gnomes clowns and dolls of any kind are strictly forbidden.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To live on a desert island with me? I quite fancy the idea.

Who ya bringing and what skills can you offer for survival?

Sorry your Island is looking quite crowded!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To live on a desert island with me? I quite fancy the idea.

Who ya bringing and what skills can you offer for survival?

Sorry your Island is looking quite crowded!"

It looks like fun!

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I'll bring my.....skilled hands?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes please!

I'm good with ropes and knots, I'm a great cook, very strong swimmer, and I look pretty good in a bikini

Sounds perfect! Come along

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll bring my.....skilled hands?

Skilled in what though?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m scared of islands

Ffs lol

Will there be gnomes

..I can bring one

Gnomes clowns and dolls of any kind are strictly forbidden. "

What about toys

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m scared of islands

Ffs lol

Will there be gnomes

..I can bring one

Gnomes clowns and dolls of any kind are strictly forbidden.

What about toys

Allowed

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I’m scared of islands

Ffs lol

Will there be gnomes

..I can bring one

Gnomes clowns and dolls of any kind are strictly forbidden.

What about toys

Ker Plunk?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m scared of islands

Ffs lol

Will there be gnomes

..I can bring one

Gnomes clowns and dolls of any kind are strictly forbidden.

What about toys

Ker Plunk?"

I was thinking..pin the tail on the something

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m scared of islands

Ffs lol

Will there be gnomes

..I can bring one

Gnomes clowns and dolls of any kind are strictly forbidden.

What about toys

Ker Plunk?

I was thinking..pin the tail on the something

I’ve got stick the willy on the man version of that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m scared of islands

Ffs lol

Will there be gnomes

..I can bring one

Gnomes clowns and dolls of any kind are strictly forbidden.

What about toys

Ker Plunk?

I was thinking..pin the tail on the something

I’ve got stick the willy on the man version of that "

I have too

..willy you bring yours or shall I bring mine

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I’m scared of islands

Ffs lol

Will there be gnomes

..I can bring one

Gnomes clowns and dolls of any kind are strictly forbidden.

What about toys

Ker Plunk?

I was thinking..pin the tail on the something

I’ve got stick the willy on the man version of that

I have too

..willy you bring yours or shall I bring mine

One of you bring the man and one bring the Willy, then nobody has an unfair advantage.

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