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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm in a bit of a funk.
I need cheered up before my weekend is ruined!
Please can you send me your jokes, funny pics, YouTube links etc. I'm relying on you people of fab to lift the mood!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your boobs are fucking awesome
You’re amazing
No need for jokes love - when the truth is right there  "
Thanks, I think other people get cheered up by them more than me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your boobs are fucking awesome
You’re amazing
No need for jokes love - when the truth is right there "
I was going to lead with boobs
Dad joke it is:
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This song has always got me through tough times.
Changed my life
https://youtu.be/gfkts0u-m6w?t=23"
10 hours!!
Spookily I only saw the shorter version when someone sent me it the other day.
Have you seen the rest of the song? That's the chorus |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your boobs are fucking awesome
You’re amazing
No need for jokes love - when the truth is right there
I was going to lead with boobs
Dad joke it is:
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!""
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This song has always got me through tough times.
Changed my life
https://youtu.be/gfkts0u-m6w?t=23
10 hours!!
Spookily I only saw the shorter version when someone sent me it the other day.
Have you seen the rest of the song? That's the chorus "
You might find it was me who sent to you. I've put it in threads a few times |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This song has always got me through tough times.
Changed my life
https://youtu.be/gfkts0u-m6w?t=23
10 hours!!
Spookily I only saw the shorter version when someone sent me it the other day.
Have you seen the rest of the song? That's the chorus
You might find it was me who sent to you. I've put it in threads a few times "
No it was someone else, I questioned the fact they always find the weirdest things |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9jLDZjMF3tk
How I feel about you 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU
And because it'll make you smile.
I'm out for dinner and will consume much wine so shall send you all manner of ridiculousness later Rhubarby. x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your boobs are fucking awesome
You’re amazing
No need for jokes love - when the truth is right there
Thanks, I think other people get cheered up by them more than me "
Woman !!! Please !! Enjoy your own boobage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your boobs are fucking awesome
You’re amazing
No need for jokes love - when the truth is right there
Thanks, I think other people get cheered up by them more than me
Woman !!! Please !! Enjoy your own boobage"
And send pictures and videos so that we know you're enjoying them! It's for your own good! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9jLDZjMF3tk
How I feel about you
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU
And because it'll make you smile.
I'm out for dinner and will consume much wine so shall send you all manner of ridiculousness later Rhubarby. x
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I might go to bed, I've got work in the morning  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your boobs are fucking awesome
You’re amazing
No need for jokes love - when the truth is right there
Thanks, I think other people get cheered up by them more than me
Woman !!! Please !! Enjoy your own boobage"
I gave them a wee squeeze  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My Dad said, always leave them wanting more. Ironically, that’s how he lost his job in disaster relief"
Your jokes are the type that make me cringe at myself for laughing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your boobs are fucking awesome
You’re amazing
No need for jokes love - when the truth is right there "
This...
Lift your chin up... look life right in the eye... and say after me.. I have this by the balls and I am squeezing the fun outta them... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Helicopter deployment? 
Is Jim gonna commentate?
Only if he can say dirty things about sucking little clittys
No! I want cheered up not made sick! "
ok ok ok |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll send you some pics later. I'll prob on vodka
I like that you put probably, I expect nothing less
Ok I'll will be on vodka but may not be able to take pics "
Your d*unk ramblings will work too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your boobs are fucking awesome
You’re amazing
No need for jokes love - when the truth is right there
This...
Lift your chin up... look life right in the eye... and say after me.. I have this by the balls and I am squeezing the fun outta them... "
But....... I want to have sex, they'll be no use to me broken! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hopefully this gives you a laugh, it’s cheered up a few of my mates when they needed it.
Watch until the very end, especially the facial expressions.
https://youtu.be/Cqyw2qUKfwQ
Hope you feel cheerier soon! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9jLDZjMF3tk
How I feel about you
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU
And because it'll make you smile.
I'm out for dinner and will consume much wine so shall send you all manner of ridiculousness later Rhubarby. x
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hope you feel happier soon... Your gorgeous and you have amazing boobs and I'm not really bi.. Sending big huggles xxx"
Thank you, I like to know I can turn people |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hopefully this gives you a laugh, it’s cheered up a few of my mates when they needed it.
Watch until the very end, especially the facial expressions.
https://youtu.be/Cqyw2qUKfwQ
Hope you feel cheerier soon! X"
One of the best episodes ever!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hopefully this gives you a laugh, it’s cheered up a few of my mates when they needed it.
Watch until the very end, especially the facial expressions.
https://youtu.be/Cqyw2qUKfwQ
Hope you feel cheerier soon! X
One of the best episodes ever!! "
Without a doubt! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My meagre contribution
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU
Sorry, I'm an embarrassment
https://youtu.be/LMdrk-vCACI"
It would make me really happy if you could find out how many shrimp you have to eat to turn pink.
Thanks in advance x |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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When it comes to the rather unique Rubidoux,
There are a few things that almost always ring true,
Her boobs and her arse have many under her spell,
She's the belle of the fora, our very own (not domme but sorta) bombshell.
She's equipped with a sharp tongue and an interesting predilection,
For teasing fab men to the point of erection.
Not to mention the joy that she finds
In facials, pegging, fisting and depravity combined.
I'll finish off this waffling rather simple ode,
(Full of saccharine compliments that bloody overflowed)
By saying; Rhubarb, you know I think you're really fucking great,
The chance of you overpowering me though? I don't really rate.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When it comes to the rather unique Rubidoux,
There are a few things that almost always ring true,
Her boobs and her arse have many under her spell,
She's the belle of the fora, our very own (not domme but sorta) bombshell.
She's equipped with a sharp tongue and an interesting predilection,
For teasing fab men to the point of erection.
Not to mention the joy that she finds
In facials, pegging, fisting and depravity combined.
I'll finish off this waffling rather simple ode,
(Full of saccharine compliments that bloody overflowed)
By saying; Rhubarb, you know I think you're really fucking great,
The chance of you overpowering me though? I don't really rate.
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Bring it on  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was cooking an hawaian pizza when I took it out of the oven it was burnt to a cinder.
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Should have put it on alhoa setting.
If you want a real laugh I can send you my cock picture.  "
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
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Have you tried Vine compilations?
Can't find a good one right now (piss poor signal in Yorkshire) but ideally it would feature the following:
Man jumping on branch, singing 'asanti sana squashed banana' like Rafiki in the Lion King. Branch snaps, man squawks.
Man filming sports field, someone throws a nerf ball, heads right for the man. 'Oh damn!' Man squawks.
Fre sha vaca do
Or find that other video where the woman wears that Chewbacca mask.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you tried Vine compilations?
Can't find a good one right now (piss poor signal in Yorkshire) but ideally it would feature the following:
Man jumping on branch, singing 'asanti sana squashed banana' like Rafiki in the Lion King. Branch snaps, man squawks.
Man filming sports field, someone throws a nerf ball, heads right for the man. 'Oh damn!' Man squawks.
Fre sha vaca do
Or find that other video where the woman wears that Chewbacca mask.
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I do love seeing people hurt themselves |
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
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"Have you tried Vine compilations?
Can't find a good one right now (piss poor signal in Yorkshire) but ideally it would feature the following:
Man jumping on branch, singing 'asanti sana squashed banana' like Rafiki in the Lion King. Branch snaps, man squawks.
Man filming sports field, someone throws a nerf ball, heads right for the man. 'Oh damn!' Man squawks.
Fre sha vaca do
Or find that other video where the woman wears that Chewbacca mask.
I do love seeing people hurt themselves "
Can I also recommend 'Man Getting Hit in the Crotch with Football'?
Award-winning. |
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I just posted a couple of these on another thread that mentioned Nigella Lawson and I've added another one about Kirstie Allsop. They make me howl with laughter, but then I'm a bloke and mind mind is a sewer.
https://youtu.be/DbFmfL0qYlQ
https://youtu.be/jCUgu19PNUQ
https://youtu.be/EiIKBy1xCyg
I hope it helps and I hope you feel chipper again asap. x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just posted a couple of these on another thread that mentioned Nigella Lawson and I've added another one about Kirstie Allsop. They make me howl with laughter, but then I'm a bloke and mind mind is a sewer.
https://youtu.be/DbFmfL0qYlQ
https://youtu.be/jCUgu19PNUQ
https://youtu.be/EiIKBy1xCyg
I hope it helps and I hope you feel chipper again asap. x"
So wrong bit so funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just posted a couple of these on another thread that mentioned Nigella Lawson and I've added another one about Kirstie Allsop. They make me howl with laughter, but then I'm a bloke and mind mind is a sewer.
https://youtu.be/DbFmfL0qYlQ
https://youtu.be/jCUgu19PNUQ
https://youtu.be/EiIKBy1xCyg
I hope it helps and I hope you feel chipper again asap. x
So wrong bit so funny "
Do I need to get GMF down here to correct your typos? 
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"I just posted a couple of these on another thread that mentioned Nigella Lawson and I've added another one about Kirstie Allsop. They make me howl with laughter, but then I'm a bloke and mind mind is a sewer.
https://youtu.be/DbFmfL0qYlQ
https://youtu.be/jCUgu19PNUQ
https://youtu.be/EiIKBy1xCyg
I hope it helps and I hope you feel chipper again asap. x
So wrong bit so funny "
I'm so pleased you liked them.
Here's Delia.
https://youtu.be/6FvuG7OT9Dg
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just posted a couple of these on another thread that mentioned Nigella Lawson and I've added another one about Kirstie Allsop. They make me howl with laughter, but then I'm a bloke and mind mind is a sewer.
https://youtu.be/DbFmfL0qYlQ
https://youtu.be/jCUgu19PNUQ
https://youtu.be/EiIKBy1xCyg
I hope it helps and I hope you feel chipper again asap. x
So wrong bit so funny
Do I need to get GMF down here to correct your typos?
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I saw it as I hit post and thought fuck it, I've not claimed to be a spelling aficionado (I googled how to spell that) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your boobs are fucking awesome
You’re amazing
No need for jokes love - when the truth is right there
Oh get a room ."
I'd definitely be cheered up if we did! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Google "Twitter emergency kittens" that should cheer you up
Also, I wouldn't kick you out of bed "
Oh my god how did I not know this was a thing!?!
Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your boobs are fucking awesome
You’re amazing
No need for jokes love - when the truth is right there
I was going to lead with boobs
Dad joke it is:
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!""
That was funny shouldn't laugh I know but it did make me chuckle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just posted a couple of these on another thread that mentioned Nigella Lawson and I've added another one about Kirstie Allsop. They make me howl with laughter, but then I'm a bloke and mind mind is a sewer.
https://youtu.be/DbFmfL0qYlQ
https://youtu.be/jCUgu19PNUQ
https://youtu.be/EiIKBy1xCyg
I hope it helps and I hope you feel chipper again asap. x
So wrong bit so funny
Do I need to get GMF down here to correct your typos?
I saw it as I hit post and thought fuck it, I've not claimed to be a spelling aficionado (I googled how to spell that) "
I couldn’t resist, my bad!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think these will make you smile. Would I Lie To You...
Elephants
https://youtu.be/Q1dqNms-_XA
Horse
https://youtu.be/qkpyd2lr4dI
And if you like Keanu Reeves...
https://youtu.be/KU0BxXKi6no
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The counterfeit horse |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love Would I lie to you. Constantly funny, irrespective of the answer. "
Yes, it's one of those programmes you can just zone out and laugh along to. |
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"I'm in a bit of a funk.
I need cheered up before my weekend is ruined!
Please can you send me your jokes, funny pics, YouTube links etc. I'm relying on you people of fab to lift the mood! "
Here's a link to something 'funny'...
http://www.hereinreality.com/funnystuff/cool.html |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in a bit of a funk.
I need cheered up before my weekend is ruined!
Please can you send me your jokes, funny pics, YouTube links etc. I'm relying on you people of fab to lift the mood!
Here's a link to something 'funny'...
http://www.hereinreality.com/funnystuff/cool.html"
We have very different ideas of funny |
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