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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What would you do?
First thing I’m doing is a helicopter. I’ll also photograph it beside my remotes(so obvious!) and send it to every female who’s filters I can get past.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do the helicopter
Photograph it while I stretch and squeeze it to look like it 12 inches
Have a piss standing up
Wank (of course)
Get a fit bird to sit on it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d send photos of it to every guy on here with a photo of one for their profile picture. I’d make a profile with 50 pics of it many of them strategic lies, then I’d probably have a wank and be bored of it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What would you do?
First thing I’m doing is a helicopter. I’ll also photograph it beside my remotes(so obvious!) and send it to every female who’s filters I can get past.
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its not as easy as you think  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do the helicopter
Photograph it while I stretch and squeeze it to look like it 12 inches
Have a piss standing up
Wank (of course)
Get a fit bird to sit on it "
heres a tip dont stretch it to 12 inch you will scare the girls off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a wank.
Measure it
See how high I could pee
See if I could reach it with my mouth
 do extreme pissing try piss over an electric fence  "
. I’d have so much fun that day! |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
"You could try the reverse double loop wank
Come again?
I’m afraid I can’t tell you. It’s a man thing
Typical Dub! 
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Ha ha well seeing as it’s you
If you stand up reach around your back and between your legs grab the shaft and with a firm but gentle grip you squeeze and pull and squeeze and pull. Similar to the milking method in most mayo towns. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You could try the reverse double loop wank
Come again?
I’m afraid I can’t tell you. It’s a man thing
Typical Dub!
Ha ha well seeing as it’s you
If you stand up reach around your back and between your legs grab the shaft and with a firm but gentle grip you squeeze and pull and squeeze and pull. Similar to the milking method in most mayo towns. "
Bitch 
One problem with that, men couldn’t do it, multitasking |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
"You could try the reverse double loop wank
Come again?
I’m afraid I can’t tell you. It’s a man thing
Typical Dub!
Ha ha well seeing as it’s you
If you stand up reach around your back and between your legs grab the shaft and with a firm but gentle grip you squeeze and pull and squeeze and pull. Similar to the milking method in most mayo towns.
Bitch
One problem with that, men couldn’t do it, multitasking "
When it comes to wanking we are kings of the multitasking We can drink a pint watch countdown and have a wank all at the same time. So there. Ha I’m yer face. O and by the way. Pog mo thon Pretty please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a wank.
Measure it
See how high I could pee
See if I could reach it with my mouth
do extreme pissing try piss over an electric fence
. I’d have so much fun that day!"
id have a comp but i dont like getting my willy out in front of other willys |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You could try the reverse double loop wank
Come again?
I’m afraid I can’t tell you. It’s a man thing
Typical Dub!
Ha ha well seeing as it’s you
If you stand up reach around your back and between your legs grab the shaft and with a firm but gentle grip you squeeze and pull and squeeze and pull. Similar to the milking method in most mayo towns.
Bitch
One problem with that, men couldn’t do it, multitasking
When it comes to wanking we are kings of the multitasking We can drink a pint watch countdown and have a wank all at the same time. So there. Ha I’m yer face. O and by the way. Pog mo thon Pretty please "
Ceart go leor.  |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
"You could try the reverse double loop wank
Come again?
I’m afraid I can’t tell you. It’s a man thing
Typical Dub!
Ha ha well seeing as it’s you
If you stand up reach around your back and between your legs grab the shaft and with a firm but gentle grip you squeeze and pull and squeeze and pull. Similar to the milking method in most mayo towns.
Bitch
One problem with that, men couldn’t do it, multitasking
When it comes to wanking we are kings of the multitasking We can drink a pint watch countdown and have a wank all at the same time. So there. Ha I’m yer face. O and by the way. Pog mo thon Pretty please
Ceart go leor. "
jesus bean fíor-Éireannach
Right that’s the foreplay over with
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm noticing that so far none of you want to slide it into a nice moist pussy  "
Shaw asked for the FIRST thing we'd do...
I have to familiarise myself with the equipment before I use it successfully |
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"Ladies how would you deal with unwanted erections?
Unwanted?
Surely each one is just an excuse to have a wank?  "
Yup. Everyone is looking for excuses for inappropriate wanking, if Fab is to be believed |
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"I'm noticing that so far none of you want to slide it into a nice moist pussy "
My understanding of sex and sexuality is based on having a pussy. I'm sure there's considerable appeal, but I don't understand it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s funny how many said do the helicopter. I can’t do it. My cock doesn’t seem to be big enough to get it moving properly. I wonder how many other guys can’t do it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s funny how many said do the helicopter. I can’t do it. My cock doesn’t seem to be big enough to get it moving properly. I wonder how many other guys can’t do it "
That’s because they assume it will be long. Imagine the disappointment having an average size! But size doesn’t matter, does it? |
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"I'm noticing that so far none of you want to slide it into a nice moist pussy "
Oh no. I’d like to just hold it, explore in detail and find all of its sensitive spots and once located take it on a wonderful long session, trying to hold back as long as I can.... I wouldn’t want the man’s magic sleep button to kick in and waste the time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s funny how many said do the helicopter. I can’t do it. My cock doesn’t seem to be big enough to get it moving properly. I wonder how many other guys can’t do it
That’s because they assume it will be long. Imagine the disappointment having an average size! But size doesn’t matter, does it?"
Long live the micro-penis, I say!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s funny how many said do the helicopter. I can’t do it. My cock doesn’t seem to be big enough to get it moving properly. I wonder how many other guys can’t do it
That’s because they assume it will be long. Imagine the disappointment having an average size! But size doesn’t matter, does it?"
That was what made me grin |
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"What would you do?
First thing I’m doing is a helicopter. I’ll also photograph it beside my remotes(so obvious!) and send it to every female who’s filters I can get past.
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If you did that I’d block you then write a thread in the forums saying how disgusting I was  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm noticing that so far none of you want to slide it into a nice moist pussy
Oh no. I’d like to just hold it, explore in detail and find all of its sensitive spots and once located take it on a wonderful long session, trying to hold back as long as I can.... I wouldn’t want the man’s magic sleep button to kick in and waste the time "
Sold!! I'll swap mine with you for a day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Helicopter defo first then wank
As a guy I have never even though of doing the helicopter am I missing out on something here"
Try it and report back |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"I’d smother it in babyoil and then wank myself off, just because i could.
Then i’d move on to a fleshlight, see what all the fuss is about."
Make sure you wash the oil off after your wank as oil and latex don't mix and flesh lights aren't cheap.
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"I'm noticing that so far none of you want to slide it into a nice moist pussy
Oh no. I’d like to just hold it, explore in detail and find all of its sensitive spots and once located take it on a wonderful long session, trying to hold back as long as I can.... I wouldn’t want the man’s magic sleep button to kick in and waste the time
Sold!! I'll swap mine with you for a day"
What do you want of mine for the day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm noticing that so far none of you want to slide it into a nice moist pussy
Oh no. I’d like to just hold it, explore in detail and find all of its sensitive spots and once located take it on a wonderful long session, trying to hold back as long as I can.... I wouldn’t want the man’s magic sleep button to kick in and waste the time
Sold!! I'll swap mine with you for a day
What do you want of mine for the day "
Fair exchange...
I would defintely educate myself |
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"I'm noticing that so far none of you want to slide it into a nice moist pussy
Oh no. I’d like to just hold it, explore in detail and find all of its sensitive spots and once located take it on a wonderful long session, trying to hold back as long as I can.... I wouldn’t want the man’s magic sleep button to kick in and waste the time
Sold!! I'll swap mine with you for a day
What do you want of mine for the day
Fair exchange...
I would defintely educate myself "
Yes but everyone is different what works on one doesn’t necessarily work on another |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm noticing that so far none of you want to slide it into a nice moist pussy
Oh no. I’d like to just hold it, explore in detail and find all of its sensitive spots and once located take it on a wonderful long session, trying to hold back as long as I can.... I wouldn’t want the man’s magic sleep button to kick in and waste the time
Sold!! I'll swap mine with you for a day
What do you want of mine for the day
Fair exchange...
I would defintely educate myself
Yes but everyone is different what works on one doesn’t necessarily work on another "
Ooh I know that, and likewise probably. I'll leave a few instructions with mine to save a bit of time. You do the same.
Better still, I'll just bring it over and give you a few basics, then you just crack on with your exploring |
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