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"How many have you had?" Two pints of cider and half a bottle of Prosecco. A lot for me. | |||
"Whats your poison " Jura whisky if choosing | |||
"Can you shrug anything but your shoulders?" I have a woollen shrug. | |||
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"How often do you masturbate ? " Daily | |||
"What’s on your profile ?!" Think it says I’m not meeting, or am I? | |||
"Can you shrug anything but your shoulders? I have a woollen shrug. " But you put it round your shoulders? | |||
"Gold bar or Trio? x" Don’t know either | |||
"Whats your poison Jura whisky if choosing " Niceee | |||
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"Can you shrug anything but your shoulders? I have a woollen shrug. But you put it round your shoulders?" True say | |||
"Whats your poison Jura whisky if choosing Niceee" Nods enthusiastically | |||
"Oh god me too, one bottle of wine after no tea, im anybodies haha" I’m not anyone’s. Boo hoo. | |||
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"Gold bar or Trio? x Don’t know either " You've never had a gold bar?? Get a taxi to Asda (no drinking and driving) and purchase a packet immediately! | |||
"What's the biggest thing you've ever shoved up yer vag?" *His* cock | |||
"Gold bar or Trio? x Don’t know either You've never had a gold bar?? Get a taxi to Asda (no drinking and driving) and purchase a packet immediately! " Maybe tomorrow | |||
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"I've not had enough gin... ello " Ello | |||
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"Im on prosecco " Mine’s in my tum tum | |||
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"How many have you had? Two pints of cider and half a bottle of Prosecco. A lot for me. " Any reason or just thirsty? | |||
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"What’s on your profile ?! Think it says I’m not meeting, or am I?" | |||