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over a year ago
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Have you ever arranged to meet someone but you've got herpes so you give your little man a scrub with a wire brush and some bleach and then ended up in A&E but the smell was so bad they shipped you to a clinic in Bangladesh but you drank the tap water give you the shits and now you darent go to the toilet and now Dr Gopal is using you as an example for his interns on the risks of STDs
Or is it just me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you ever arranged to meet someone but you've got herpes so you give your little man a scrub with a wire brush and some bleach and then ended up in A&E but the smell was so bad they shipped you to a clinic in Bangladesh but you drank the tap water give you the shits and now you darent go to the toilet and now Dr Gopal is using you as an example for his interns on the risks of STDs
Or is it just me?"
You got some weird s*** going on dude   |
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Pretty much, the only difference for me is don’t give it a scrub, I just leave it stinking and watch their face as they release the python.
The look on their face when they smell cock rot is priceless  |
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"Jesus, you too? I thought I was the only one with Bangladesh Bollock Rot! 
These other people haven't lived "
Mine fell off six months ago. The student doctors laughed when a stray cat ran off with it. Imagine my shame. |
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"Have you ever arranged to meet someone but you've got herpes so you give your little man a scrub with a wire brush and some bleach and then ended up in A&E but the smell was so bad they shipped you to a clinic in Bangladesh but you drank the tap water give you the shits and now you darent go to the toilet and now Dr Gopal is using you as an example for his interns on the risks of STDs
Or is it just me?"
Yes if course.
Oh hang on. It was just a cold. I got mixed up. |
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"Have you ever arranged to meet someone but you've got herpes so you give your little man a scrub with a wire brush and some bleach and then ended up in A&E but the smell was so bad they shipped you to a clinic in Bangladesh but you drank the tap water give you the shits and now you darent go to the toilet and now Dr Gopal is using you as an example for his interns on the risks of STDs
Or is it just me?"
That's the excuse I get every time when someone off Fab let's me down! |
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