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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago
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I once drew a big cock in chalk on the back of a teachers chair, so as when he stood up he had a big chalk cock on the back of his jacket 
Whats the stupidest thing you did to earn a detetion in school |
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I only received detention for not doing P.E. I was given a punishment exercise once (lines) for something daft, and forgot to do it. Got given my slip the next day for detention and I went up to the guidance office and convinced them the teacher never gave me the punishment. The teacher then apologised to me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Almost burnt down one of the science labs.
Kicked a football through the deputy head's office window.
Got caught smoking.
Told my maths teacher (who repeatedly told me I was stupid) to go fuck herself.
I was always in detention.  |
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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago
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"I only received detention for not doing P.E. I was given a punishment exercise once (lines) for something daft, and forgot to do it. Got given my slip the next day for detention and I went up to the guidance office and convinced them the teacher never gave me the punishment. The teacher then apologised to me "
I hated P.E |
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"I only received detention for not doing P.E. I was given a punishment exercise once (lines) for something daft, and forgot to do it. Got given my slip the next day for detention and I went up to the guidance office and convinced them the teacher never gave me the punishment. The teacher then apologised to me
I hated P.E "
I hated how rigid it was. When we got to choose what we did, I had fun. But when it was hockey with the demon teacher, nope, fuck that.
I did thankfully have a lot of male p.e teachers who didn’t bat an eyelid when I told them I was on my period for six weeks in a row.
I thankfully went to a really laid back school and anything ‘cheeky’ I did was just a laugh. I could be a little shit, but was never bad, if that makes sense |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I only received detention for not doing P.E. I was given a punishment exercise once (lines) for something daft, and forgot to do it. Got given my slip the next day for detention and I went up to the guidance office and convinced them the teacher never gave me the punishment. The teacher then apologised to me
I hated P.E
I hated how rigid it was. When we got to choose what we did, I had fun. But when it was hockey with the demon teacher, nope, fuck that.
I did thankfully have a lot of male p.e teachers who didn’t bat an eyelid when I told them I was on my period for six weeks in a row.
I thankfully went to a really laid back school and anything ‘cheeky’ I did was just a laugh. I could be a little shit, but was never bad, if that makes sense "
the teachers loved you, i was just always a good boy, no punishment exercises either for me |
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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago
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"I once well more than once for escaping over the fields to a local shop to buy boxes of chewing gum to sell on the school black market for a 100% profit. I was in boarding school by the way "
I made a fortune in school selling Mr freezes and Doughnuts .......We never had a tuckshop |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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"I once well more than once for escaping over the fields to a local shop to buy boxes of chewing gum to sell on the school black market for a 100% profit. I was in boarding school by the way
I made a fortune in school selling Mr freezes and Doughnuts .......We never had a tuckshop"
Ok doughnuts I understand. But how the hell did you keep the Mr freeze frozen lol. We had a tuck but chewing gum was banned by the imperialistic perverted priests |
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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago
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"I once well more than once for escaping over the fields to a local shop to buy boxes of chewing gum to sell on the school black market for a 100% profit. I was in boarding school by the way
I made a fortune in school selling Mr freezes and Doughnuts .......We never had a tuckshop
Ok doughnuts I understand. But how the hell did you keep the Mr freeze frozen lol. We had a tuck but chewing gum was banned by the imperialistic perverted priests "
In a plassy bag from the Kwiki......they would sold by lunchtime, so only a couple of hours out the freezer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I, Bubbles, rigged a lorry battery and induction coil, to the male urinal. (They were all stainless steel back then.)
Lads would stand for a pee....and get their dicks frazzled.
Took them three days to find my device. Unfortunately, some twat ratted me out.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Put the foam fire extinguisher between my legs walked in and covered the young french teacher... parents into school.. my dad was uncontrollably laughing in the head teachers room... my mum was cross for 10 minutes then in fits of laughter in the car  |
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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago
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"I've had a few detentions in my time...as above to many to list.
Usually because it was a strict Roman Catholic school and I was a free spirit "
Our all male school was run by Brothers , so i know the strict catholic code ....horrible they where |
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I was a little goody goody so never had one! To be honest I was a high achiever and attended summer schools and was part of a group that took extra maths classes at University in year 9 and all kinds of tragic stuff like that plus it was a pretty rough school on the edge of a quite deprived council estate so I probably got away with things that would have got kids in other schools detention. Such as pointing out to our Chemistry teacher when he gave us a hard time about poor mock results that the same class did great in Physics and Biology so maybe the problem wasn't us . He was a crap teacher to be fair. |
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"I've had a few detentions in my time...as above to many to list.
Usually because it was a strict Roman Catholic school and I was a free spirit
Our all male school was run by Brothers , so i know the strict catholic code ....horrible they where"
Yes mine too though mine was nuns...made me a bit of a rebel..or maybe I just always have been |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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"I've had a few detentions in my time...as above to many to list.
Usually because it was a strict Roman Catholic school and I was a free spirit
Our all male school was run by Brothers , so i know the strict catholic code ....horrible they where"
Evil durty bastards I’d string each and everyone of them by the balls if they weren’t already dead or in prison. Speaking from experience |
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"Anyone else get the cane or the ruler to go with the detention
I had the strap , but it became illegal before i went to seniors.......was hit regular in junior school though"
I got the cane and ruler..not good |
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Our school never had detentions. There were two punishments if you pissed off the teachers. In both cases they were administered by the goons in the PE dept. You were either issued a slip for a cross country run with a backpack in which big black, rubber bricks were tossed in or a boxing lesson. Delivered by a big bastard of a bully who enjoyed boring you with his exploits, when he was an Army PT Instructor whilst battering you around the ring.
Didn't maintain order at all; it just developed a hardness to to kids who disliked school and a contempt for the teachers who had a habit of reaching for the punishment slips. |
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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago
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"Anyone else get the cane or the ruler to go with the detention
I had the strap , but it became illegal before i went to seniors.......was hit regular in junior school though
I got the cane and ruler..not good"
It was barbaric when i think back |
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"Anyone else get the cane or the ruler to go with the detention "
I'm a bit young for that. I had a teacher who use to throw marker penlids at us for not paying attention though. Or one of those big old wooden board erasers at the table in front of you to scare the shit out of you. |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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"Anyone else get the cane or the ruler to go with the detention "
We had the leather strap. Some of the priest would see in a coin to the end. One uses a drum stick across the knuckles. Others just used thier hands. Cunts |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Detention never they would rather beat us, the nuns were the worst evil f••king bitches.
My back and legs still show the scars, 2 broken ribs before I was 9 years old, the Calluses on both ribs is visible as a constant reminder.
Never really spoke about my time as a child in the Orphanages but I find a certain amount of relief doing it now. |
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"Detention never they would rather beat us, the nuns were the worst evil f••king bitches.
My back and legs still show the scars, 2 broken ribs before I was 9 years old, the Calluses on both ribs is visible as a constant reminder.
Never really spoke about my time as a child in the Orphanages but I find a certain amount of relief doing it now."
That's awful 
I'm sorry you went through that! |
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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago
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"Detention never they would rather beat us, the nuns were the worst evil f••king bitches.
My back and legs still show the scars, 2 broken ribs before I was 9 years old, the Calluses on both ribs is visible as a constant reminder.
Never really spoke about my time as a child in the Orphanages but I find a certain amount of relief doing it now."
Sorry to hear that mate. Sending hugs x |
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"Detention never they would rather beat us, the nuns were the worst evil f••king bitches.
My back and legs still show the scars, 2 broken ribs before I was 9 years old, the Calluses on both ribs is visible as a constant reminder.
Never really spoke about my time as a child in the Orphanages but I find a certain amount of relief doing it now."
Thats sickening. Its about time some of these evil people were called to account. |
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"Detention never they would rather beat us, the nuns were the worst evil f••king bitches.
My back and legs still show the scars, 2 broken ribs before I was 9 years old, the Calluses on both ribs is visible as a constant reminder.
Never really spoke about my time as a child in the Orphanages but I find a certain amount of relief doing it now."
Honestly I was saying to my other half last night after seeing on the news about those care homes in Nottingham that we have a massive problem in this country. I'm so sorry you went through this. Nuns as well who probably believe they're all garunteed a place in heaven despite their disgusting behaviour. I'm not a believer but people like that make me wish there was a hell. |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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"Detention never they would rather beat us, the nuns were the worst evil f••king bitches.
My back and legs still show the scars, 2 broken ribs before I was 9 years old, the Calluses on both ribs is visible as a constant reminder.
Never really spoke about my time as a child in the Orphanages but I find a certain amount of relief doing it now."
Much love and respect to you. Although I haven’t said anything directly on here I kinda hinted but I can understand the abuse that’s been received It took me years to talk about it and yes when I did it greatly helped but didn’t wipe away the memories. I and a group of others from my college did take it further years after and it did provide a tiny bit of closure , now it’s how we deal with it personally |
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"Detention never they would rather beat us, the nuns were the worst evil f••king bitches.
My back and legs still show the scars, 2 broken ribs before I was 9 years old, the Calluses on both ribs is visible as a constant reminder.
Never really spoke about my time as a child in the Orphanages but I find a certain amount of relief doing it now.
Much love and respect to you. Although I haven’t said anything directly on here I kinda hinted but I can understand the abuse that’s been received It took me years to talk about it and yes when I did it greatly helped but didn’t wipe away the memories. I and a group of others from my college did take it further years after and it did provide a tiny bit of closure , now it’s how we deal with it personally "
I picked up on your hints a few days ago, in the way you respond to something I posted.
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Got caught making out behind the bike shed when we should have been class. Got detention the following day. Only two in the class and the teacher had to run so we ended up making out for most of the detention |
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"Detention never they would rather beat us, the nuns were the worst evil f••king bitches.
My back and legs still show the scars, 2 broken ribs before I was 9 years old, the Calluses on both ribs is visible as a constant reminder.
Never really spoke about my time as a child in the Orphanages but I find a certain amount of relief doing it now."
My dad was sent to one run my priests they were ruthless.
It can be good to talk I hope that they get 'theirs' and that you get peace xxx |
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"I once drew a big cock in chalk on the back of a teachers chair, so as when he stood up he had a big chalk cock on the back of his jacket
Whats the stupidest thing you did to earn a detetion in school"
Detention?...Paahhh. Got the cane for dropping stink bombs  |
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