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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Im walking & texting- multitasking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The thistle hotel in Heathrow provides a reasonable breakfast, although the mini hash browns are a touch lukewarm.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Enjoying a fag and a bottle of cola while I wait for my connecting bus to turn up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doing a morning shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The morning dew has still not evaporated.

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By *olacolaMan over a year ago

lincoln

That sounds like the sort of thing one spy might say to another

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I actually managed to do everything I needed to this morning AND made it to work on time

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By *oss and SuzieCouple over a year ago

Porthmadog

Walked the dog. Same walk I do every morning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a yawn ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Watching Scrubs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Made a coffee no sugar

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

I woke up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kettle's on

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By *osie xWoman over a year ago

wolverhampton

Need to do a colours wash

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By *urls and DressesWoman over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I need to go for a wee

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Totally fed up today

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Instead of wiping, stamp yr feet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I put to much milk in my coffee

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By *oldentungMan over a year ago

herne

Having a bath scratching balls

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I woke up with a sore neck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im waiting for kettle to boil

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By *unstar_MMan over a year ago

dudley

Gonna get out of bed soon

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Watching Scrubs"

Good choice. Malcome in the middle is also a great show to rewatch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Cricket starting now Ashes .excitement beyond measure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Man in Southport is contemplating trimming his hedge.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I woke up with a sore neck"

I did yesterday, killing me, I put it down to replacing a friends bathroom taps for her and getting into all kinds of awkward positions.

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

My kitchen roof is leaking

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I woke up with a sore neck

I did yesterday, killing me, I put it down to replacing a friends bathroom taps for her and getting into all kinds of awkward positions.

Erm....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Bored at work

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman over a year ago

Hull

Sat in the hairdressers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stuff to finish off ...

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Currently creating a ‘ Deep Dive’ business plan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Diet started today

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

I have £4 in my bank account. whoo...

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By *oss and SuzieCouple over a year ago

Porthmadog

Sitting in restaurant. Lovely couple on right, boring fart talking so loudly on left.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Crickets finished .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Finished work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thinking about going to the gym.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Looking for a pen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm up. Why?!

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By *urls and DressesWoman over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I bought the wrong size knickers, they’re too bug

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I bought the wrong size knickers, they’re too bug"
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Six leg holes ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I should get up and go swimming.

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple over a year ago

HereAndThere

Just waiting on Monday

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Bairstow is 6 not out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Off to the local recycling centre

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By *hors.HammerMan over a year ago

Newbridge

Off to the farmers market. The weather is dull and the people are gobshites

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I'm just rolling out of bed...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanting cum.on my tongue right now

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS over a year ago

Leeds

Just had to read my gas meter. So much for Smart Meters....

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By *valanche1001Man over a year ago

Leeds

Decorating the spare room. Typically, it’s a beautiful day outside and I want to be sunbathing in the garden

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Just made me bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Watching Dad's Army

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman over a year ago

Hull

I'm bored

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm having a pint

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By *ustBoWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I'm drinking a glass of wine and looking on here as not going out again.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

It's just started raining.

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By *he Big Five OhhMan over a year ago

bristol

might get a scythe !

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By *uttyjonnMan over a year ago

SEA

Did I leave the iron on.......Ah no it's ok

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

I’m just about to watch Alien Ressurection. Plus i’m drinking tea.

Tally ho!

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

I'm sat on a ferry for a 5 min journey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a drink

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By *offee and KinksCouple over a year ago

Notts/Derby

I’m trying Double Decker ice cream for the first time

Mr S

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By *aisyDDWoman over a year ago

North West

I should really do the washing up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve just made a cuppa

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman over a year ago

Hull

I'm still bored

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I need a drink and I'm still bored.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

The rain has stopped

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I brushed my teeth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dog's snoring

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By *entenTeaCouple over a year ago

Buckley North Wales

Completed a quick bulid of an Amodel 1/72 scale Yak50

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Havin a cuppa tea before bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Still at work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Braking News...

Glacer in ‘laying in bed flexing his right calf’ shock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

tiling in the kitchen today

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS over a year ago

London

Turning my circadian rythm/body clock back to GMT+7.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

It doesn't look stormy outside - yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve been on holiday in Bulgaria for the past week but I’m back to work tomorrow

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I've just got up, it's raining.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its Sunday ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have turned over the mattress as it was making noises.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

The recycling centre doesn't open until 10am in the summer time

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By *oss and SuzieCouple over a year ago

Porthmadog

The melon for breakfast was not completely ripe

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman over a year ago

Hull

Drinking coffee

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Suns out so stripped off.

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Food hangover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hungover

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By *valanche1001Man over a year ago

Leeds

"Hungover

this

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

Going to make coffee now.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Making garlic gravy. (Instant gravy mix and garlic puree )

I tried to say 'au voir',gooffle put 'Allah'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm about to get in the shower

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm going back to bed

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By *razoMan over a year ago

Kent

More coffee and shower

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm going back to bed"
you'll miss the cricket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Procrastinating...

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Just had a dip in the sea

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By *ingle ex cuckMan over a year ago

chester

I switched my Emersion heater on so I will have hot water in one hour from now ( 11.52)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Need to get washing out / had a lie in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I want a jet powered hoverboard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want a jet powered hoverboard. "

Me too

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

Hungry but no food in. Contemplating maccys but too lazy to drive there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im sick of work

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By *V-AliceTV/TS over a year ago

Ayr

Rewatching Inception. Never get fed up with it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rewatching Inception. Never get fed up with it."

Love this film

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Too much swearing on tv...

..all im hearing is "damn"

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The butter has gone off

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By *ouis CyphreMan over a year ago

The Midlands

I just rolled over.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

First day of my week off work and boooooored..

Either im getting boring or unattractive...lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I made it on the thread ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

England cricket zzzzzzzzzz

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman over a year ago

Hull

About to get showered

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"About to get showered "

Happy to help with that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On the autobahn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should probably get dressed now

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By *oby BestMan over a year ago

the shires

M6 closure has meant I have only just got to work !

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Just bought some fresh butter, salted

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm eating an apple

Feeling slightly naughty though

I picked it off my mums neighbours tree.

I'm sure overhanging branches make it OK

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By *oby BestMan over a year ago

the shires

"I'm eating an apple

Feeling slightly naughty though

I picked it off my mums neighbours tree.

I'm sure overhanging branches make it OK

Isn’t apple eating the original sin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've fucked up my finger

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I'm eating an apple

Feeling slightly naughty though

I picked it off my mums neighbours tree.

I'm sure overhanging branches make it OK

Ooh scrumping!

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

I'm home after a massive high all weekend I'm now on a all time low. Fucker

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

"I'm home after a massive high all weekend I'm now on a all time low. Fucker

Here here ... on a right couldn’t give a fuck downer ... lying on the sofa watching shit tv

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

Am thinking of going for a shower and then off out to buy some vape oil.

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm home after a massive high all weekend I'm now on a all time low. Fucker

Here here ... on a right couldn’t give a fuck downer ... lying on the sofa watching shit tv"

Shitter isn't it mate.

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

"I'm home after a massive high all weekend I'm now on a all time low. Fucker

Here here ... on a right couldn’t give a fuck downer ... lying on the sofa watching shit tv

Shitter isn't it mate."

Totally lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Off to do the shopping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just transferring some money to my savings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve just put sky sports news on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm home from work.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Finished work, having food.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Just made a blackberry cobbler

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

30 minutes from home ... driving back from Devon

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Headaches

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

I've just bought shares in Austin Martin. Wonder if I'll get a cheap vanquish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watching football on tv

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t forget the PPI dead line day

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don’t forget the PPI dead line day

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is it on the same day as the DFS last day of their sale?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

My cats just farted..........I'm fading fast!

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Lying on the sofa still

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive never heard of anyone blaming the cat for farting usually the dog lol

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"My cats just farted..........I'm fading fast!

Is that not your cats boring news

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Need a wee

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Changed my pillow cases

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS over a year ago

Leeds

I bought a hat and coat stand today. But I don't have any hats. So it's just a coat stand....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Food is sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not boring news

Dwight gayle might be on his way back to the baggies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had the oddest social meet tonight . Just one of the most bizarre experiences I’ve ever had . And not in a good way

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By *oxtonMan over a year ago

Some where in West Yorkshire

I'm sat eating a ham and cheese sandwich lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Finished work..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seagulls are up. So am I.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Finishing my coffee.

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By *lancmangecplCouple over a year ago

farnborough

Ironing a shirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My only pussy in my life has come through the window and snuggled up to me xxx

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

It's bin day

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman over a year ago

Hull

Laid in bed wondering when to get up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ugh 2 hour drive to boredom now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sat in the garden drinking coffee and watching squirrels on the grass.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am wearing a Grey and Blue

T-shirt ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve a vanilla muller rice and I’ve not put a spoon in me lunch box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im on 5th coffee.

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By *utmegsMan over a year ago

Closer than you think

I’ve had to close the blind because the sun’s in my eyes.

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

OP was bored of our boring updates.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m making a cup of tea

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By *heslimoneMan over a year ago

Deeside

Having a smart meter installed then thinking of going to Cheshire oaks to by new skechers

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Drinking tea

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By *valanche1001Man over a year ago

Leeds

Perving when I should be working

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kettle boiled

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Kettle boiled

I'll have a coffee please P.

Jo.Xx

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman over a year ago

Hull

Should be working but not

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By *thena123Woman over a year ago

Swansea

Making a coffee!!!

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Off for a sexual health check up with young fb.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The pivot table has come up with 0.14%

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being ‘eyeballed’ by the cat.

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By *utchersDogMan over a year ago

Orpington

I've got surveyors in my shop, waiting to see if its condemned because of the avacado bathroom suite..

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