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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Best "worst opening line"?

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By *oftandGentle2Couple over a year ago

leeds

“I’d love to cum all over those tits”!!

Nice!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There’s no ‘best’ worst.

Telling me if I lost weight I’d be worth a meet.

Wishing my unborn baby dead (amongst other things).

Just general abuse.

(I’ve just taken co-codamol so I’m a bit woozy and can’t think of specific examples).

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By *usthere8Man over a year ago

acton

Idiots! If they send bs because your not physically attracted to them @queenlevoisa hope everything goes well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Idiots! If they send bs because your not physically attracted to them @queenlevoisa hope everything goes well."

They were all opening lines - meaning we had never interacted before and they had no idea if I’d be attracted to them or not

And thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There’s no ‘best’ worst.

Telling me if I lost weight I’d be worth a meet.

Wishing my unborn baby dead (amongst other things).

Just general abuse.

(I’ve just taken co-codamol so I’m a bit woozy and can’t think of specific examples). "

They are bunch of losers hiding behind by anonymity of the web

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s no ‘best’ worst.

Telling me if I lost weight I’d be worth a meet.

Wishing my unborn baby dead (amongst other things).

Just general abuse.

(I’ve just taken co-codamol so I’m a bit woozy and can’t think of specific examples). "

loosing weight is bad enough but losing your baby f**king hell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cat's died...can i play with your pussy?

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By *oftandGentle2Couple over a year ago

leeds

"There’s no ‘best’ worst.

Telling me if I lost weight I’d be worth a meet.

Wishing my unborn baby dead (amongst other things).

Just general abuse.

(I’ve just taken co-codamol so I’m a bit woozy and can’t think of specific examples). "

Oh my god that’s awful!!!

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Can I watch you poo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My cat's died...can i play with your pussy?"

His cat must have died of boredom

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By *usthere8Man over a year ago

acton

Think it was licked to severally!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wanna sex you up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I watch you poo

Eeeewww

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By *usthere8Man over a year ago

acton

Listening to too much old school r&b

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s no ‘best’ worst.

Telling me if I lost weight I’d be worth a meet.

Wishing my unborn baby dead (amongst other things).

Just general abuse.

(I’ve just taken co-codamol so I’m a bit woozy and can’t think of specific examples). "

I don’t get people sometimes. Absolutely discussing things to say to any other human being.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wanna sex you up"

(I wanna love you down)

(Ooo, I wanna sex you up)

All nite (you make me feel good)

I want, to (let me rub you down)

(Ooo, I wanna sex you up)

Was he an XFactor contestant? He sounded more like BGT tho.

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"I wanna sex you up"

In fairness, that's reasonably mild

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s no ‘best’ worst.

Telling me if I lost weight I’d be worth a meet.

Wishing my unborn baby dead (amongst other things).

Just general abuse.

(I’ve just taken co-codamol so I’m a bit woozy and can’t think of specific examples).

I don’t get people sometimes. Absolutely discussing things to say to any other human being.

It’s one message that genuinely made me cry lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s no ‘best’ worst.

Telling me if I lost weight I’d be worth a meet.

Wishing my unborn baby dead (amongst other things).

Just general abuse.

(I’ve just taken co-codamol so I’m a bit woozy and can’t think of specific examples).

I don’t get people sometimes. Absolutely discussing things to say to any other human being.

It’s one message that genuinely made me cry lol "

No wonder. That’s awful. Some nasty people out there. I hope everything goes well and youll have a beautiful baby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s no ‘best’ worst.

Telling me if I lost weight I’d be worth a meet.

Wishing my unborn baby dead (amongst other things).

Just general abuse.

(I’ve just taken co-codamol so I’m a bit woozy and can’t think of specific examples).

I don’t get people sometimes. Absolutely discussing things to say to any other human being.

It’s one message that genuinely made me cry lol

No wonder. That’s awful. Some nasty people out there. I hope everything goes well and youll have a beautiful baby"

Yeah well said

good luck your Majesty

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By *usthere8Man over a year ago

acton

"There’s no ‘best’ worst.

Telling me if I lost weight I’d be worth a meet.

Wishing my unborn baby dead (amongst other things).

Just general abuse.

(I’ve just taken co-codamol so I’m a bit woozy and can’t think of specific examples).

I don’t get people sometimes. Absolutely discussing things to say to any other human being.

It’s one message that genuinely made me cry lol "

Don't let idiots affect you. I'm sure everything will go well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s no ‘best’ worst.

Telling me if I lost weight I’d be worth a meet.

Wishing my unborn baby dead (amongst other things).

Just general abuse.

(I’ve just taken co-codamol so I’m a bit woozy and can’t think of specific examples).

I don’t get people sometimes. Absolutely discussing things to say to any other human being.

It’s one message that genuinely made me cry lol

No wonder. That’s awful. Some nasty people out there. I hope everything goes well and youll have a beautiful baby

Yeah well said

good luck your Majesty"

Thank you both

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s no ‘best’ worst.

Telling me if I lost weight I’d be worth a meet.

Wishing my unborn baby dead (amongst other things).

Just general abuse.

(I’ve just taken co-codamol so I’m a bit woozy and can’t think of specific examples).

I don’t get people sometimes. Absolutely discussing things to say to any other human being.

It’s one message that genuinely made me cry lol

Don't let idiots affect you. I'm sure everything will go well."

I hope so!

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By *usthere8Man over a year ago

acton

"There’s no ‘best’ worst.

Telling me if I lost weight I’d be worth a meet.

Wishing my unborn baby dead (amongst other things).

Just general abuse.

(I’ve just taken co-codamol so I’m a bit woozy and can’t think of specific examples).

I don’t get people sometimes. Absolutely discussing things to say to any other human being.

It’s one message that genuinely made me cry lol

Don't let idiots affect you. I'm sure everything will go well.

I hope so!"

How long have you got left?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You would be pretty if you lost weight.

Lucky you, I love fat birds.

I wanna rip your cunt apart.

Plus loads of others I can't think of right now.

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"There’s no ‘best’ worst.

Telling me if I lost weight I’d be worth a meet.

Wishing my unborn baby dead (amongst other things).

Just general abuse.

(I’ve just taken co-codamol so I’m a bit woozy and can’t think of specific examples).

I don’t get people sometimes. Absolutely discussing things to say to any other human being.

It’s one message that genuinely made me cry lol "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s no ‘best’ worst.

Telling me if I lost weight I’d be worth a meet.

Wishing my unborn baby dead (amongst other things).

Just general abuse.

(I’ve just taken co-codamol so I’m a bit woozy and can’t think of specific examples).

I don’t get people sometimes. Absolutely discussing things to say to any other human being.

It’s one message that genuinely made me cry lol

Don't let idiots affect you. I'm sure everything will go well.

I hope so!"

Oh my goodness, why would anyone say anything like that. How disgusting.

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By *usthere8Man over a year ago

acton

"You would be pretty if you lost weight.

Lucky you, I love fat birds.

I wanna rip your cunt apart.

Plus loads of others I can't think of right now. "

Jealous that you look better than there gf or wife

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By *erms and conditionsCouple over a year ago

Alton

I watched on as some bloke asked the misses "do you like batman?"

Fell over with laughter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will fuck u raw"

"Fat fucking slut"

"Hope the cancer kills you"

"Fancy a fuck"

"Hi"

"Will you shit on my chest"

"Will you fuck my dog"

I could go on for hours ...

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By *rkrisssMan over a year ago

Berkshire

I'm genuinely disgusted and astonished that any actual person would say that to anyone. I won't a description for them because they don't deserve one!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I watched on as some bloke asked the misses "do you like batman?"

Fell over with laughter"

My tea nearly went the wrong direction there

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"There’s no ‘best’ worst.

Telling me if I lost weight I’d be worth a meet.

Wishing my unborn baby dead (amongst other things).

Just general abuse.

(I’ve just taken co-codamol so I’m a bit woozy and can’t think of specific examples).

I don’t get people sometimes. Absolutely discussing things to say to any other human being.

It’s one message that genuinely made me cry lol "

I’m so sorry that you had to read that. Beyond belief x

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By *axwellCouple over a year ago

south lakes

It's your lucky day I'm going to be your best Fuck you every had ..? Not

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"There’s no ‘best’ worst.

Telling me if I lost weight I’d be worth a meet.

Wishing my unborn baby dead (amongst other things).

Just general abuse.

(I’ve just taken co-codamol so I’m a bit woozy and can’t think of specific examples).

I don’t get people sometimes. Absolutely discussing things to say to any other human being.

It’s one message that genuinely made me cry lol

Don't let idiots affect you. I'm sure everything will go well.

I hope so!"

Keep your chin up and don't let fools get you down ....Your a lovely person and i hope your ok x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's your lucky day I'm going to be your best Fuck you every had ..? Not "

The best fuck he's had and would probably ever have is .... ?? his hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you wasn't Asian I would have loved to take this further

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

From Mrs.

Can you come around and wee on me?

I will give you £200 for a BJ ?

Ever seen a match burn twice?- followed by burning my arm with a still hot match lol that one won me over but I was a teenager, enough said. Still a scar. Still makes me smile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you wasn't Asian I would have loved to take this further "

That’s awful. I’m sorry that happened to you. People are thoughtless racists.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wishing someone dies of cancer and a child dead. Words fail me.

They are the lowest of the low. No one deserves to receive messages or any other abuse. No wonder so many women/couples leave the site

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"From Mrs.

Can you come around and wee on me?

I will give you £200 for a BJ ?

Ever seen a match burn twice?- followed by burning my arm with a still hot match lol that one won me over but I was a teenager, enough said. Still a scar. Still makes me smile.

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By *adylydfordWoman over a year ago

altinkum

"There’s no ‘best’ worst.

Telling me if I lost weight I’d be worth a meet.

Wishing my unborn baby dead (amongst other things).

Just general abuse.

(I’ve just taken co-codamol so I’m a bit woozy and can’t think of specific examples). "

Omg thats truly horrible, especially about the little one. Hope you reported the vile creature. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iv just remembered another one.

A man I'd never had any contact with told me to go kill myself as I was too fat and ugly and I would do the world a favour. I reported it but the account was deleted within 5 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you wasn't Asian I would have loved to take this further

That’s awful. I’m sorry that happened to you. People are thoughtless racists. "
thank you, but I don't mind it because I know what it's like on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just been asked if my age is correct

then he proceeded to tell me how ive not aged very well