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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago
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We've all put a battery on our tongue.
We've all used a Maccies straw as a peashooter
We've all bumped into someone and then tried to walk around and both of you going the same way not once but twice ( I usually say thanks for the dance ) Can you think of anymore that we all may have done? |
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By *sgigglersCouple
over a year ago
Stoke on Trent |
"We've all put a battery on our tongue.
We've all used a Maccies straw as a peashooter
We've all bumped into someone and then tried to walk around and both of you going the same way not once but twice ( I usually say thanks for the dance ) Can you think of anymore that we all may have done?"
Pushed a pull door, or vice versa  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gone to the cinema and poked your cock through the bottom of the popcorn and watch your mates keep digging in until they find the special surprise half way down |
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What Star Wars figures were you people using??? Were you playing out the scene where Han Solo gets thrown into the pit where he will be slowly digested over a thousand years? Your bumholes must look very odd. I recall it had teeth! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We've all put a battery on our tongue.
We've all used a Maccies straw as a peashooter
We've all bumped into someone and then tried to walk around and both of you going the same way not once but twice ( I usually say thanks for the dance ) Can you think of anymore that we all may have done?"
gone to a supermarket car park no-one else around and the two people who are there are both trying to get into doors on same side  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We've all put a battery on our tongue.
We've all used a Maccies straw as a peashooter
We've all bumped into someone and then tried to walk around and both of you going the same way not once but twice ( I usually say thanks for the dance ) Can you think of anymore that we all may have done?"
Made a cup of coffee in a daydream then put the coffee jar in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard...  |
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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago
Stockport |
Urinated on an electric fence (twice now)
Threw up out of a window, only to find the CSM and Staff Sargent below not to happy about it (lucky it was a mates window and not my bunk)
Spent more than I earned.
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Fills kettle with fresh water.
Plugs in kettle and turns on socket.
Gets clean mug and puts tea bag in mug.
Gets milk from fridge.
Waits for kettle to boil.
Waits.
Waits.
Wonders if there's too much water in kettle.
Waits a bit more.
Wonders why it's taking so long for kettle to boil.
Turns on kettle......  |
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"Poo'd myself
I have not done this  . Yet. Try having severe food poisoning on holiday in Turkey in the middle of lunch in a town centre . To say it was embarrassing was a slight understatement "
Funny you should say that I went on a day trip to Turkey once when I was on holiday with my ex. We had the chicken for lunch along with others,got back to our hotel and my ex started feeling dodgy an hour or so later so did I.
The damn stuff was coming out of both ends I have never experienced that before or thankfully since,spent the last two day's of our holiday in the bathroom. Missed the following days excursion but thankfully we weren't flying home that day but the next,still rough but made it back to the UK without any accidents. It's put me off going to Turkey ever again. |
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"Poo'd myself
I have not done this . Yet. Try having severe food poisoning on holiday in Turkey in the middle of lunch in a town centre . To say it was embarrassing was a slight understatement
Funny you should say that I went on a day trip to Turkey once when I was on holiday with my ex. We had the chicken for lunch along with others,got back to our hotel and my ex started feeling dodgy an hour or so later so did I.
The damn stuff was coming out of both ends I have never experienced that before or thankfully since,spent the last two day's of our holiday in the bathroom. Missed the following days excursion but thankfully we weren't flying home that day but the next,still rough but made it back to the UK without any accidents. It's put me off going to Turkey ever again."
How awful !! Funnily enough I went back on 2 more occasions. That was the only problem I ever had though thankfully  |
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"Poo'd myself
I have not done this . Yet. Try having severe food poisoning on holiday in Turkey in the middle of lunch in a town centre . To say it was embarrassing was a slight understatement
Funny you should say that I went on a day trip to Turkey once when I was on holiday with my ex. We had the chicken for lunch along with others,got back to our hotel and my ex started feeling dodgy an hour or so later so did I.
The damn stuff was coming out of both ends I have never experienced that before or thankfully since,spent the last two day's of our holiday in the bathroom. Missed the following days excursion but thankfully we weren't flying home that day but the next,still rough but made it back to the UK without any accidents. It's put me off going to Turkey ever again. How awful !! Funnily enough I went back on 2 more occasions. That was the only problem I ever had though thankfully "
Nar I'm boycotting the place for ever  |
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"Poo'd myself
I have not done this . Yet. Try having severe food poisoning on holiday in Turkey in the middle of lunch in a town centre . To say it was embarrassing was a slight understatement
Funny you should say that I went on a day trip to Turkey once when I was on holiday with my ex. We had the chicken for lunch along with others,got back to our hotel and my ex started feeling dodgy an hour or so later so did I.
The damn stuff was coming out of both ends I have never experienced that before or thankfully since,spent the last two day's of our holiday in the bathroom. Missed the following days excursion but thankfully we weren't flying home that day but the next,still rough but made it back to the UK without any accidents. It's put me off going to Turkey ever again. How awful !! Funnily enough I went back on 2 more occasions. That was the only problem I ever had though thankfully
Nar I'm boycotting the place for ever "
It is lovely honest . Hottest day I ever encountered was on Marmaris Castle . 45 (118) degrees. Give it a try |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"Poo'd myself
I have not done this . Yet.
I've not done it for 30 years, thought it better to tick off the list early.
I'll hopefully wait til I can no longer get to the loo in time."
There are some up sides to getting old |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sharted, no clean knickers so had to wear perfume to mask the smell. "
Oops for that poops, I followed through once I ran home and people where all asking what's the hurry,I slighy let myself pee just take of the wet patch on my arse |
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"Sent a text to the wrong person please never a rude one! "
hubby here...omg i did this a couple of years ago. I sent a message to the wife sayimg how much i wanted to lick chocolate spread off her nipples...only to find out id sent it to her friend who just happens to be very religious! Luckily she found it funny but was very embarrasing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No
Is this for my question?
Yes
Can't see people profiles, theirs or yours that's the point of block.
Can see what they post in forums "
Thank you sweetheart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No
Is this for my question?
Yes
Can't see people profiles, theirs or yours that's the point of block.
Can see what they post in forums
Thank you sweetheart "
unless they have a couples profile as well as singles.,or two profiles ! |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
"Saying 'love you' at end of a phone call from your boss because its your default saying at end of calls to hubby/kids.
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I've been on the receiving end of a chewing out on the phone that ended with us both awkwardly saying "Bye-bye" at the end. |
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