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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In looking for a guy to live with, here is a list if musts.
1. Must like formula 1
2. Lager drinker
3. Ok receiving anal and giving blowjobs
4. Into action films
And he must be 100% straight, because other wise its gay
Any takers? |
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"In looking for a guy to live with, here is a list if musts.
1. Must like formula 1
2. Lager drinker
3. Ok receiving anal and giving blowjobs
4. Into action films
And he must be 100% straight, because other wise its gay
Any takers?"
having asked this, could you live with yourself??????   |
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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago
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I'm totally straight "honest!!".
And I can prance around in a maids outfit doing housework and cooking you unhealthy food between blow jobs.
Also I think that Vettel is a twat!! Will this have an adverse effect on your decision?? Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bit like Richard Richard and Edward Elizabeth Hitler?"
Was Eddie's middle name Elizabeth!!! I never knew that!!! Bwaaahahahahaha. Bless those two nutters.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Holy shit I'm nearly perfect for you.
In Germany right now 100% straight,watched the f1 even held up black part of German flag during the anthem.
At nurburgring right now and full of German beer.
Only prob is if you try to put your cock in me 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ahh a solution,did a taxi lap in McLaren 720s last night,buy me one I might let you slip it in now and then "
I'm sorry, but my company should be enough to let me slip the tip in at least |
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"In looking for a guy to live with, here is a list if musts.
1. Must like formula 1
2. Lager drinker
3. Ok receiving anal and giving blowjobs
4. Into action films
And he must be 100% straight, because other wise its gay
Any takers?
having asked this, could you live with yourself?????? "
Ha ha..must say, a good one.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right cake it’s been 2 hours and you’ve found no one. Time to move on now ladies and gentlepeeps. Nothing to see here he hast been offered and declined
Next please "
I'm going to give it a bit longer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahh a solution,did a taxi lap in McLaren 720s last night,buy me one I might let you slip it in now and then
I'm sorry, but my company should be enough to let me slip the tip in at least"
How many times has some one heard that old chestnut?? I'll just slip the tip in, and oooopppppss sorry.
And no McLaren with soft Alcantara bucket seats to ease the painfull drive home
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What about an ironing board?
Don't get me fucking starting on the ironing board!
now he wants sex on an ironing board!!!! whatever next!! lol "
If only that was the issue |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How's your search going then?
dismally i suspect lol   "
This, the surprising thing is, not many men drink lager. The other 3 items on the list all seen to be pretty common |
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