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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hehe.
Don’t know why. Gives me the creeps.
I read that with a Michael Jackson crotch grab attached to it
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Ha! I’ll remember that! It’s makes it less creepy  |
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""Balls full need to unload" or similar...
Have a wank then."
Who's going to help me with that?
You. If it's causing you distress and you can't, your doctor. (particularly when it's "need draining", which frankly sounds like an abscess)
"It ain't gonna suck itself." No shit. This is my problem why? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The fab lingo of social/meet
Such as 'I had a social' (why not say you met for a coffee/drink?)
Or 'my meet is on way over/I'm on my way to a meet'
I find them very weird ways to express the fact that you are going to meet up with someone for whatever reason |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The fab lingo of social/meet
Such as 'I had a social' (why not say you met for a coffee/drink?)
Or 'my meet is on way over/I'm on my way to a meet'
I find them very weird ways to express the fact that you are going to meet up with someone for whatever reason "
Because it was a social rather than a sexual encounter, and a meet is 'meeting' someone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The fab lingo of social/meet
Such as 'I had a social' (why not say you met for a coffee/drink?)
Or 'my meet is on way over/I'm on my way to a meet'
I find them very weird ways to express the fact that you are going to meet up with someone for whatever reason "
Me too. Hate the words meet, a meet or play. Makes me cringe. Meeting up or meeting for a drink is fine but “a meet”. No thanks. |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
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"The fab lingo of social/meet
Such as 'I had a social' (why not say you met for a coffee/drink?)
Or 'my meet is on way over/I'm on my way to a meet'
I find them very weird ways to express the fact that you are going to meet up with someone for whatever reason
Me too. Hate the words meet, a meet or play. Makes me cringe. Meeting up or meeting for a drink is fine but “a meet”. No thanks. "
I hate the word “meet” to  |
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"The fab lingo of social/meet
Such as 'I had a social' (why not say you met for a coffee/drink?)
Or 'my meet is on way over/I'm on my way to a meet'
I find them very weird ways to express the fact that you are going to meet up with someone for whatever reason "
I don't mind that! To each their own. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The fab lingo of social/meet
Such as 'I had a social' (why not say you met for a coffee/drink?)
Or 'my meet is on way over/I'm on my way to a meet'
I find them very weird ways to express the fact that you are going to meet up with someone for whatever reason
Because it was a social rather than a sexual encounter, and a meet is 'meeting' someone."
Or if there's a need to differentiate, why not ' we met for a drink ' or 'we met to have sex' |
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"Any guarantee at all, ever, unless it's tongue in cheeky.
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Or the opposite. "no woman can make me cum through oral!" It so often reads like a challenge? Probably can, not interested. "
No that means only a man can make me cum through oral |
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"Always polite (until I'm an obnoxious fucker)
Nice (I'll decide)
Respectful (unless you piss me off in some way)"
The ones who protest how nice and respectful they are send the most horrific abuse  |
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"Any guarantee at all, ever, unless it's tongue in cheeky.
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Or the opposite. "no woman can make me cum through oral!" It so often reads like a challenge? Probably can, not interested.
No that means only a man can make me cum through oral "
But they're straight! That means no men! Stop looking at me! Mum, he breathed on me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The fab lingo of social/meet
Such as 'I had a social' (why not say you met for a coffee/drink?)
Or 'my meet is on way over/I'm on my way to a meet'
I find them very weird ways to express the fact that you are going to meet up with someone for whatever reason
Because it was a social rather than a sexual encounter, and a meet is 'meeting' someone.
Or if there's a need to differentiate, why not ' we met for a drink ' or 'we met to have sex'"
I don't get that it is cringe worthy myself, but I advertise I seek a 'playmate' from time to time, and that gets up some people's noses |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The fab lingo of social/meet
Such as 'I had a social' (why not say you met for a coffee/drink?)
Or 'my meet is on way over/I'm on my way to a meet'
I find them very weird ways to express the fact that you are going to meet up with someone for whatever reason
Because it was a social rather than a sexual encounter, and a meet is 'meeting' someone.
Or if there's a need to differentiate, why not ' we met for a drink ' or 'we met to have sex'
I don't get that it is cringe worthy myself, but I advertise I seek a 'playmate' from time to time, and that gets up some people's noses "
It would get up mine too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The fab lingo of social/meet
Such as 'I had a social' (why not say you met for a coffee/drink?)
Or 'my meet is on way over/I'm on my way to a meet'
I find them very weird ways to express the fact that you are going to meet up with someone for whatever reason
Because it was a social rather than a sexual encounter, and a meet is 'meeting' someone.
Or if there's a need to differentiate, why not ' we met for a drink ' or 'we met to have sex'
I don't get that it is cringe worthy myself, but I advertise I seek a 'playmate' from time to time, and that gets up some people's noses
It would get up mine too "
My nose is bigger than yours. Nah nah na nah nah  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I'm referred to as sexy, when in reality I've had 24 hours period cry, my womb trying to escape out of my vagina, an earwig has just ran over my foot whilst I've been mopping the kitchen floor, the dog has farted rendering me a heaving mess and I can't even see where to begin shaving my chuff coz I'm furry down to the knee.
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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"Mmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmm 
How’s u
Any fun
‘Well, what can I say about.....’
I like the mmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm
It shows a certain kind of class. Makes a change from the usual come suck my cock routine I suppose
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I'm referred to as sexy, when in reality I've had 24 hours period cry, my womb trying to escape out of my vagina, an earwig has just ran over my foot whilst I've been mopping the kitchen floor, the dog has farted rendering me a heaving mess and I can't even see where to begin shaving my chuff coz I'm furry down to the knee.
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Gawd you know how to arouse a guy |
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"Any guarantee at all, ever, unless it's tongue in cheeky.
P
Or the opposite. "no woman can make me cum through oral!" It so often reads like a challenge? Probably can, not interested.
No that means only a man can make me cum through oral
But they're straight! That means no men! Stop looking at me! Mum, he breathed on me! "
Ah that reminds me - profiles that say I am straight but message cds/trans  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Conversely, I find the expression "white knight" overused and quite cringey.
Sometimes, maybe, men say nice things about women because they're warranted. Not just to get a leg over"
I’ve never heard this expression, someone explain?? |
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"Conversely, I find the expression "white knight" overused and quite cringey.
Sometimes, maybe, men say nice things about women because they're warranted. Not just to get a leg over
I’ve never heard this expression, someone explain??"
When men stand up for/compliment women falsely, in the hopes of getting sex.
I've been called a white knight myself, though, so *shrug* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Conversely, I find the expression "white knight" overused and quite cringey.
Sometimes, maybe, men say nice things about women because they're warranted. Not just to get a leg over
I’ve never heard this expression, someone explain??
When men stand up for/compliment women falsely, in the hopes of getting sex.
I've been called a white knight myself, though, so *shrug*"
Yeah I don’t like that expression either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanna meet
Just that, no previous introduction, no conversation, not even a bloody question mark.
I've been getting a rash of "mine now" and an address recently. WTF?!"
Sexy times
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"Wanna meet
Just that, no previous introduction, no conversation, not even a bloody question mark.
I've been getting a rash of "mine now" and an address recently. WTF?!"
I read that as people messaged to say they were getting a rash.
I’d imagine that would do it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Worth joining just to read the crap ie curvy
No single men
Don't like oral
Best one is Don't Kiss !! AS SHE OR HE SHOWS PHOTOS OF them doing
ORAL on complete stranger
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
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"When adults refer to having sex as being naughty, it’s fucking embarrassing.
Or when it's referred to as playing"
I hate naughty.
Someone told me I was "so naughty" the other day.
No. Fuck off. I'm not a 3 year old who got too close to a fire. I'm nearly 40 years old with a liberated attitude to my sexuality. I happen to think I'm normal and well grounded. If you think that's 'naughty' then you have the sexual and emotional maturity of the aforementioned 3 year old.
I am guilty of calling it playing though, partly because of the super casual element of it but I guess mainly because I came to swinging from a BDSM background and play is the most used term there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Worth joining just to read the crap ie curvy
No single men
Don't like oral
Best one is Don't Kiss !! AS SHE OR HE SHOWS PHOTOS OF them doing
ORAL on complete stranger
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Why are you shouting?
For a fair few people kissing is deemed more intimate than oral sex or sex itself and is something that is special to them and their partner, and kept for them alone.
How do you know the photos are of complete strangers?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Professional
Someone who shovels shit does so in a professional manner. On here it comes across as pretentious and "we're better than you""
This one! I'm not able to work currently, but it doesn't mean I'm unintelligent or less of a person.
Also people who say they'll do anything sexually. |
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"Not so much an expression but I do find the insecure/validate me posts backed up by the ever growing white knight army all rather cringe.
Just all rather wanky. "
This 100%
Plus not so much words but some of the images, O do NOT I say again do NOT want to see inside of you!! I am not a doctor and some of these images will haunt my dreams forever  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Anything about destroying my orifices.
Yep, hate the word orifice. "
I like people saying it to me. Well not orifice. But the written message and then describing it... and if it features leaving me gaping? Not for me. |
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"Anything about destroying my orifices.
Yep, hate the word orifice.
I like people saying it to me. Well not orifice. But the written message and then describing it... and if it features leaving me gaping? Not for me."
Is gaping better than echoing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naughty
Hun
Play
Pussy
Butty
Sarnie
My list is exhaustive
Babe?
Say what? Can’t beat a chip butty!
Roll
Sandwich
Not butty
I can allow it for you  "
thanks babe |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"Anything about destroying my orifices.
Yep, hate the word orifice.
I like people saying it to me. Well not orifice. But the written message and then describing it... and if it features leaving me gaping? Not for me."
That’s a hole other story! |
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