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I’ve just committed a heinous crime, I ask for fab forgiveness. Do you wish to confess anything?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m sorry I apologise whole heartedly, to my friends and family that put their faith in me I have let them down and I’ve let myself down. I’m truly sorry.

I peed in the shower at the gym.

Good people of fab I seek your forgiveness.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Is that something we shouldn't do then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is that something we shouldn't do then? "
..

I hope not

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I wear modest bras, boring underwear, and ensure I never flash anyone. I don't wank at work, don't wish for any inappropriate liasons, am not primed for sex at all times.

Alas, I am my own person with other shit to do.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I wear modest bras, boring underwear, and ensure I never flash anyone. I don't wank at work, don't wish for any inappropriate liasons, am not primed for sex at all times.

Alas, I am my own person with other shit to do. "

Which certainly doesn’t need forgiving.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I wear modest bras, boring underwear, and ensure I never flash anyone. I don't wank at work, don't wish for any inappropriate liasons, am not primed for sex at all times.

Alas, I am my own person with other shit to do.

Which certainly doesn’t need forgiving. "

Oh the feedback I get would suggest otherwise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We gave up today and had bacon, pancakes with maple syrup for brunch at work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I went to Tesco and swapped over the stickers on all the bottles lube and deep heat

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"We gave up today and had bacon, pancakes with maple syrup for brunch at work

Understandable.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

Club Meets Only

I'd be more inclined not to forgive you if it had been in the public swimming pool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I went to Tesco and swapped over the stickers on all the bottles lube and deep heat

ahahah HALLELUJAAAAAH, the gal needs forgiveness! Demoooon get out of her bodyyy ahahah

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I went to Tesco and swapped over the stickers on all the bottles lube and deep heat

I wondered why my eyes were watering.

Jury is out to consider on this one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m sorry I apologise whole heartedly, to my friends and family that put their faith in me I have let them down and I’ve let myself down. I’m truly sorry.

I peed in the shower at the gym.

Good people of fab I seek your forgiveness. "

Howling lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pfft I’ve been doing that for years!! I aim for the back of my training partner.

I feel I just should point out this is not a confession nor am I looking for forgiveness.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"Is that something we shouldn't do then? ..

I hope not "

I'd better stop doing it then

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"I went to Tesco and swapped over the stickers on all the bottles lube and deep heat

ahahah HALLELUJAAAAAH, the gal needs forgiveness! Demoooon get out of her bodyyy ahahah

I dont know about forgiveness ill give her a great big hi five

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I went to Tesco and swapped over the stickers on all the bottles lube and deep heat

ahahah HALLELUJAAAAAH, the gal needs forgiveness! Demoooon get out of her bodyyy ahahah

I feel better now for admitting it....Ive done a good thing by gaurentting people a hot time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m sorry I apologise whole heartedly, to my friends and family that put their faith in me I have let them down and I’ve let myself down. I’m truly sorry.

I peed in the shower at the gym.

Good people of fab I seek your forgiveness. "

Did you stamp about in it for a while or did you aim it straight down the grate? Style points of it were the first option but probably best it was the second

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I went to Tesco and swapped over the stickers on all the bottles lube and deep heat

ahahah HALLELUJAAAAAH, the gal needs forgiveness! Demoooon get out of her bodyyy ahahah

I dont know about forgiveness ill give her a great big hi five

High five back at you

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Is that something we shouldn't do then? ..

I hope not

I'd better stop doing it then

The bath may be a different outcome.

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By *_MariusMan over a year ago

Currently Faraway

"I’m sorry I apologise whole heartedly, to my friends and family that put their faith in me I have let them down and I’ve let myself down. I’m truly sorry.

I peed in the shower at the gym.

Good people of fab I seek your forgiveness. "

I am a confessed serial killer here. I have repeatedly and enjoaybly killed the hygiene rule of not pissing in the shower. Who cares?

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By *orthyorkypairCouple over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"I’m sorry I apologise whole heartedly, to my friends and family that put their faith in me I have let them down and I’ve let myself down. I’m truly sorry.

I peed in the shower at the gym.

Good people of fab I seek your forgiveness. "

have you said 3 hail marys??????? if not your not forgiven lol

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

We sometimes steal shot glasses from bars as a souvenir, especially nice ones

they’ve got loads though haven’t they?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m sorry I apologise whole heartedly, to my friends and family that put their faith in me I have let them down and I’ve let myself down. I’m truly sorry.

I peed in the shower at the gym.

Good people of fab I seek your forgiveness.

have you said 3 hail marys??????? if not your not forgiven lol

Hail Mary Hail Mary Hail Mary

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