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By *umbria rod OP Man over a year ago

barrow in furness

Whats 12 inch long and white

Nothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whats 12 inch long and white

Nothing

thats not true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whats 12 inch long and white

Nothing

A school ruler???

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

What do you call a man that swims the English channel with no arms and no legs?

Clever dick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do you call a man that swims the English channel with no arms and no legs?

Clever dick

A clever bouy??

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Whats 12 inch long and white

Nothing

thats not true

Yep, definitely not true

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"What do you call a man that swims the English channel with no arms and no legs?

Clever dick

A clever bouy??"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Man comes out the shower drying himself when his young daughter age 3 points to his dick and says what's that daddy. The guy affronted said oh that's just my wee birdie and the wee girl says it's got some pair of balls on it

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By *uiet confidenceMan over a year ago

Warrington

What’s brown and sticky?

A twig.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats pink and hard?

A pig with a flick-knife.

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