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Roll up roll up. Free poems! Queue sensibly now ladies.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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They probably won't make you fap,
Cos I've been told they're a bit crap,
I know I'm up to the task,
So if you want a poem just ask,
And I'll message you one in a snap! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like one please. My prose has been well received by one recipient. Only one.  And that's the FD. So please, cheer me up.  "
My best ever work is with you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Give me your best work  "
I'm out of your age range for messages but here we go...
She goes by the name whitewitch,
She's anything but a bitch,
One of the photos is blurry,
So I can't tell if she's furry,
But one night with her and you'll have a stich!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Give me your best work
I'm out of your age range for messages but here we go...
She goes by the name whitewitch,
She's anything but a bitch,
One of the photos is blurry,
So I can't tell if she's furry,
But one night with her and you'll have a stich!
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Thank you,
Love from the furry bitch x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like one please. My prose has been well received by one recipient. Only one. And that's the FD. So please, cheer me up.
My best ever work is with you!
Thanks Chris! "
Anytime. Same time next week! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We need to see the results 
In no particular order... "
She goes by the name boldylonglegs,
Looks tastier than a greggs,
I think of all the sins,
I could commit with those pins,
Ride me now I begs!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We need to see the results
In no particular order...
She goes by the name boldylonglegs,
Looks tastier than a greggs,
I think of all the sins,
I could commit with those pins,
Ride me now I begs! "
Don't be too sad Meli,
Half the guys on here are smelly,
I can't believe your inbox is sparse,
As you possess a cracking arse,
Much better than the women on my telly! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes please..."
It says she's looking for men aged 40-50,
Which is a shame as I'm rather nifty,
I'll take you for an all you can eat date,
You'll be able to fill your plate,
Might sound tight but I'm actually thrifty! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Id love a poem..
Had many things but never a poem...
Thank you"
Golden wonder in the bath,
Makes me ponder is she a laugh,
No poems is a crime,
You deserve them all the time,
I'll never do things by arf! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id love a poem..
Had many things but never a poem...
Thank you
Golden wonder in the bath,
Makes me ponder is she a laugh,
No poems is a crime,
You deserve them all the time,
I'll never do things by arf!
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Better than amazing x thank you ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have one? "
The hundred acre wood has a little surprise,
Pocket rocket and her lovely thighs,
I coming down to see,
If you are waiting naked for me,
Piss off piglet and avert your eyes! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh i love guy’s writing me poetry. Yes please "
Minimum 5 foot 11,
Oh bugger I don't get to go to heaven,
I need to get taller,
So then I can call her,
And whisk her down to Devon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh i love guy’s writing me poetry. Yes please
Minimum 5 foot 11,
Oh bugger I don't get to go to heaven,
I need to get taller,
So then I can call her,
And whisk her down to Devon. "
Ha! Love it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh i love guy’s writing me poetry. Yes please
Minimum 5 foot 11,
Oh bugger I don't get to go to heaven,
I need to get taller,
So then I can call her,
And whisk her down to Devon.
Ha! Love it"
My pleasure. Just off to buy a victoria stretching machine as we speak. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"May I have one please?
Jo.Xx "
Of course!
They are a couple that read books,
He brings the dick, her the looks,
If you meet this swinger,
You're onto a winner,
She screams louder than a flock of rooks!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have one?
The hundred acre wood has a little surprise,
Pocket rocket and her lovely thighs,
I coming down to see,
If you are waiting naked for me,
Piss off piglet and avert your eyes! "
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"May I have one please?
Jo.Xx
Of course!
They are a couple that read books,
He brings the dick, her the looks,
If you meet this swinger,
You're onto a winner,
She screams louder than a flock of rooks!
"
Hahaha
Brilliant, thank you. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"May I have one please?
Jo.Xx
Of course!
They are a couple that read books,
He brings the dick, her the looks,
If you meet this swinger,
You're onto a winner,
She screams louder than a flock of rooks!
Hahaha
Brilliant, thank you. Xx "
Anytime! Happy fabbing to you both! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is called old ladys knickers.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And ethels smell of poo "
Oh secret passion,
Three liners have gone out of fashion,
Go back to your study,
Taking your fuck buddy,
And don't come out till you've had a lashing! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im up for that "
Hmm a name like gothic slave,
I haven't even been to a rave,
Could be tempted to rock
Go gentle on my cock,
Or I'll go to an early grave! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh could I have one please ? X "
Just one word of warning Angibu,
I'm not as good as Maya Angelou,
So proceed without care,
Please grab my chest hair,
And let's make more noise than a zoo x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh could I have one please ? X
Just one word of warning Angibu,
I'm not as good as Maya Angelou,
So proceed without care,
Please grab my chest hair,
And let's make more noise than a zoo x"
Thanks Chris, nice chest hair x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh could I have one please ? X
Just one word of warning Angibu,
I'm not as good as Maya Angelou,
So proceed without care,
Please grab my chest hair,
And let's make more noise than a zoo x
Thanks Chris, nice chest hair x "
Appreciate it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you wouldn't mind my leige
I would like a poem please "
My leige? You are far too kind,
Please call me sir and I won't mind,
With gorgeous lips,
And wonderfully formed hips,
I know where I'd like to grind! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you wouldn't mind my leige
I would like a poem please
My leige? You are far too kind,
Please call me sir and I won't mind,
With gorgeous lips,
And wonderfully formed hips,
I know where I'd like to grind! "
Well Sir i must say
Twas a pleasure to read
For you i would get on my knees |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you wouldn't mind my leige
I would like a poem please
My leige? You are far too kind,
Please call me sir and I won't mind,
With gorgeous lips,
And wonderfully formed hips,
I know where I'd like to grind!
Well Sir i must say
Twas a pleasure to read
For you i would get on my knees "
Glad you liked it. Makesmecumsville does sound like it is down south so that is perfect! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like a poem please
P"
I see you like to dress up in leather,
I'd be too sweaty what with this weather,
I prefer you nude,
If it's not too rude,
And then we can have fun together |
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"Yes please...
It says she's looking for men aged 40-50,
Which is a shame as I'm rather nifty,
I'll take you for an all you can eat date,
You'll be able to fill your plate,
Might sound tight but I'm actually thrifty! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes please...
It says she's looking for men aged 40-50,
Which is a shame as I'm rather nifty,
I'll take you for an all you can eat date,
You'll be able to fill your plate,
Might sound tight but I'm actually thrifty!
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It was my pleasure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like a poem please
P
I see you like to dress up in leather,
I'd be too sweaty what with this weather,
I prefer you nude,
If it's not too rude,
And then we can have fun together "
Yaaaaay, that's ace. Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh yes please "
The woman in scarlett,
Don't mistake her for a harlot,
Her dungarees have popped open,
Our agreement is unspoken,
I'll meet you round the back of the car lot. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh may i have one please? X"
I'd love to be kissing Kelly,
Up against the Tesco deli,
She gets instantly wet,
When she grabs my baguette,
And her legs turn to jelly! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh may i have one please? X
I'd love to be kissing Kelly,
Up against the Tesco deli,
She gets instantly wet,
When she grabs my baguette,
And her legs turn to jelly!"
brilliant ,thank you x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh...can you give me one, please? "
Oh sweet Lisab45,
You make all the guys feel alive,
Whilst reading a book,
I'll have a look,
And prepare to go down on you, dive dive dive! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh yes please!"
Gorgeous genie812,
With her pretty eyes and big boobs too,
Come down south,
And use your mouth,
Or I'll go to London and come see you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would love a poem OP, when you have the time "
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Stood on the terrace at the lane,
She's hoping to sleep with Harry kane,
Great in the box,
With her lovely locks,
A night with her would keep you sane |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me please, need a bit of cheering up "
How I'd love to be in Fylde,
Where the beer runs free and the girls are wild,
Lets cheer up this lass,
With her gorgeous ass,
She's bound to get the guys riled. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"dont forget to do me one "
Great couple are the yorkys,
They don't like guys who tell porkies,
He'll make a brew,
Whilst she goes down on you,
And are you'll barely be able to go walkies! |
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"dont forget to do me one
Great couple are the yorkys,
They don't like guys who tell porkies,
He'll make a brew,
Whilst she goes down on you,
And are you'll barely be able to go walkies! "
awww thats lovely xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me too please but I’m patient so don’t worry "
She's tucked up there in the land of wear,
Oh how I wish that she lived near,
Patient and kind,
With an awesome behind,
As she walks down the street the men cheer! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have one please? "
When in roma do as she does,
Lick her gently and mind the face fuzz,
Perfectly petite,
With the right amount of sweet,
She'll get you off on that amazing buzz! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would love one pretty please "
You have to be a master kisser,
Mess her about and you'll be down the pisser,
The lovely _ady lick,
She can have my dick,
And after I'm bound to miss her!
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"Would love a poem OP, when you have the time .
Stood on the terrace at the lane,
She's hoping to sleep with Harry kane,
Great in the box,
With her lovely locks,
A night with her would keep you sane "
Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do me one if possible lol "
She's so gorgeous that lexi,
Must be why her name is so sexy,
Living in Wales,
Dreams of Gareth Bales,
You bet she's agile and flexi! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would love a poem OP, when you have the time .
Stood on the terrace at the lane,
She's hoping to sleep with Harry kane,
Great in the box,
With her lovely locks,
A night with her would keep you sane
Thank you"
Anytime! My brother is a Spurs fan . That photo of you in the shirt is lovely! Shame it's not an Orient shirt |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"dont forget to do me one
Great couple are the yorkys,
They don't like guys who tell porkies,
He'll make a brew,
Whilst she goes down on you,
And are you'll barely be able to go walkies!
awww thats lovely xx"
My pleasure! |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"I would love one pretty please
You have to be a master kisser,
Mess her about and you'll be down the pisser,
The lovely _ady lick,
She can have my dick,
And after I'm bound to miss her!
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Brilliant ~ thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would love one pretty please
You have to be a master kisser,
Mess her about and you'll be down the pisser,
The lovely _ady lick,
She can have my dick,
And after I'm bound to miss her!
Brilliant ~ thank you "
You're welcome lovely. I am being given some amazing inspiration here after all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have one please"
She says she likes a bit of cake,
One night with her and you'll stay awake,
Lick out the cream,
That would be a dream,
And in the morning she'll begin to bake! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have one please
She says she likes a bit of cake,
One night with her and you'll stay awake,
Lick out the cream,
That would be a dream,
And in the morning she'll begin to bake! "
Lmao thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have one please
She says she likes a bit of cake,
One night with her and you'll stay awake,
Lick out the cream,
That would be a dream,
And in the morning she'll begin to bake!
Lmao thank you "
Anytime |
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"Me please, need a bit of cheering up
How I'd love to be in Fylde,
Where the beer runs free and the girls are wild,
Lets cheer up this lass,
With her gorgeous ass,
She's bound to get the guys riled. "
Thank you! X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There once was a guy called Chrisone
Who had a squeezable looking bum
He wrote sexy prose
And hey, who knows
I might buy a one way to Southampton. "
Wow she's beaten me at my own game! Thank you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They probably won't make you fap,
Cos I've been told they're a bit crap,
I know I'm up to the task,
So if you want a poem just ask,
And I'll message you one in a snap! "
Can I have one please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They probably won't make you fap,
Cos I've been told they're a bit crap,
I know I'm up to the task,
So if you want a poem just ask,
And I'll message you one in a snap!
Can I have one please "
Little miss naughty pants lived in Glasgow,
She has a trick which can make her bras go,
With nothing to hide,
She'll hop on and ride,
And you can enjoy watching her arse go!
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
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"Me too please but I’m patient so don’t worry
She's tucked up there in the land of wear,
Oh how I wish that she lived near,
Patient and kind,
With an awesome behind,
As she walks down the street the men cheer! "
Bloody love it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well this thread certainly gained traction,
But now it's run out of action,
Was a lot of fun,
So thank you everyone,
For now my success rate has gone up a fraction! |
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