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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh fellow fabbers messaging each other,
Will one of the ladies please help a brother,
Our inboxs say zero,
Who will be a hero,
And message one saying 'be my lover'
Happy fabbing all!  |
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"Oh fellow fabbers messaging each other,
Will one of the ladies please help a brother,
Our inboxs say zero,
Who will be a hero,
And message one saying 'be my lover'
Happy fabbing all! "
I'd give it a shot lad but do you know what?
I C.B.A moving from off my fat bot.
You look like a meat loaf that's ready for fuckin'
So i'm sure there'll be gravy from young un's that's lookin
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh fellow fabbers messaging each other,
Will one of the ladies please help a brother,
Our inboxs say zero,
Who will be a hero,
And message one saying 'be my lover'
Happy fabbing all!
I'd give it a shot lad but do you know what?
I C.B.A moving from off my fat bot.
You look like a meat loaf that's ready for fuckin'
So i'm sure there'll be gravy from young un's that's lookin
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Oh granny i wouldn't expect you to move,
You are great anyway and have nothing to prove,
The young ones you mention,
Aren't starved of attention,
So it's hard to get into their groove.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh fellow fabbers messaging each other,
Will one of the ladies please help a brother,
Our inboxs say zero,
Who will be a hero,
And message one saying 'be my lover'
Happy fabbing all!
I'd give it a shot lad but do you know what?
I C.B.A moving from off my fat bot.
You look like a meat loaf that's ready for fuckin'
So i'm sure there'll be gravy from young un's that's lookin
"
Remember, Granny is a character, performance art, please don't fuck meatloaf, it'll burn and the shame will stay with you long after the skin grafts have healed |
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"Oh fellow fabbers messaging each other,
Will one of the ladies please help a brother,
Our inboxs say zero,
Who will be a hero,
And message one saying 'be my lover'
Happy fabbing all!
I'd give it a shot lad but do you know what?
I C.B.A moving from off my fat bot.
You look like a meat loaf that's ready for fuckin'
So i'm sure there'll be gravy from young un's that's lookin
Oh granny i wouldn't expect you to move,
You are great anyway and have nothing to prove,
The young ones you mention,
Aren't starved of attention,
So it's hard to get into their groove.
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As you don't require movement
I think I can fix it
I'll make the right noises
If you will just flicks it !
It's down in there somewhere
Just take a wild punt
But mind you take straight aim
And land in me currant......
Haaaaaa currant......  |
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"Oh fellow fabbers messaging each other,
Will one of the ladies please help a brother,
Our inboxs say zero,
Who will be a hero,
And message one saying 'be my lover'
Happy fabbing all!
I'd give it a shot lad but do you know what?
I C.B.A moving from off my fat bot.
You look like a meat loaf that's ready for fuckin'
So i'm sure there'll be gravy from young un's that's lookin
Remember, Granny is a character, performance art, please don't fuck meatloaf, it'll burn and the shame will stay with you long after the skin grafts have healed "
Yes kids. Don't do this at home... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm so pleased right now I could dance,
I'll just get ready with my lance,
My aim could be rusty,
But I'm still very lusty,
So I think I'm in with a chance |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
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A novel way to get some attention
Stray from the norm I reckon
A little prose is hard to resist
Ranks high on many a person's list
I for one, enjoy conversing this way
Be it at night, or during the day
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A novel way to get some attention
Stray from the norm I reckon
A little prose is hard to resist
Ranks high on many a person's list
I for one, enjoy conversing this way
Be it at night, or during the day
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Yes mate I think we're on a winner,
It'll save us taking them to dinner,
A little prose,
To an English Rose,
Will turn them from a Saint to a sinner. |
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"I'm so pleased right now I could dance,
I'll just get ready with my lance,
My aim could be rusty,
But I'm still very lusty,
So I think I'm in with a chance "
Chris you've always been handsome
And charming and sweet
Just one glance at your lance and my life is complete
I'd lay down before you like lamb to the slaughter
But your lance would be pushing where there aint any water
You'd need thousands for lube
El-bow grease and slobber
Cos my ole Granny bits
Need a great deal of clobber
Us oldies need cranking and warming up slower
Than a blokey whose ready with a gigantic grower.
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"A novel way to get some attention
Stray from the norm I reckon
A little prose is hard to resist
Ranks high on many a person's list
I for one, enjoy conversing this way
Be it at night, or during the day
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Okay Chris you've pulled. You going bottoms or tops ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm so pleased right now I could dance,
I'll just get ready with my lance,
My aim could be rusty,
But I'm still very lusty,
So I think I'm in with a chance
Chris you've always been handsome
And charming and sweet
Just one glance at your lance and my life is complete
I'd lay down before you like lamb to the slaughter
But your lance would be pushing where there aint any water
You'd need thousands for lube
El-bow grease and slobber
Cos my ole Granny bits
Need a great deal of clobber
Us oldies need cranking and warming up slower
Than a blokey whose ready with a gigantic grower.
"
Fear not sweet granny I'll get you in the zone,
You'll feel like you are in ancient Rome,
Once we've done the deed,
And you climb off your trusty steed,
We need to talk about putting you in a home. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so pleased right now I could dance,
I'll just get ready with my lance,
My aim could be rusty,
But I'm still very lusty,
So I think I'm in with a chance
Chris you've always been handsome
And charming and sweet
Just one glance at your lance and my life is complete
I'd lay down before you like lamb to the slaughter
But your lance would be pushing where there aint any water
You'd need thousands for lube
El-bow grease and slobber
Cos my ole Granny bits
Need a great deal of clobber
Us oldies need cranking and warming up slower
Than a blokey whose ready with a gigantic grower.
"
Oh _ranny-crumpet, you must be a scouser
Just leave it to this manx arouser
I don't need thousands for lube
I have a big tube!!
You'll be so hot, we'll need a bowser!! |
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"I'm so pleased right now I could dance,
I'll just get ready with my lance,
My aim could be rusty,
But I'm still very lusty,
So I think I'm in with a chance
Chris you've always been handsome
And charming and sweet
Just one glance at your lance and my life is complete
I'd lay down before you like lamb to the slaughter
But your lance would be pushing where there aint any water
You'd need thousands for lube
El-bow grease and slobber
Cos my ole Granny bits
Need a great deal of clobber
Us oldies need cranking and warming up slower
Than a blokey whose ready with a gigantic grower.
Fear not sweet granny I'll get you in the zone,
You'll feel like you are in ancient Rome,
Once we've done the deed,
And you climb off your trusty steed,
We need to talk about putting you in a home. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Alas the post is now dead,
It was a novel idea for a thread,
I only had replies from granny,
But she won't let me near her fanny,
So I'm still alone in my bed. |
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"I'm so pleased right now I could dance,
I'll just get ready with my lance,
My aim could be rusty,
But I'm still very lusty,
So I think I'm in with a chance
Chris you've always been handsome
And charming and sweet
Just one glance at your lance and my life is complete
I'd lay down before you like lamb to the slaughter
But your lance would be pushing where there aint any water
You'd need thousands for lube
El-bow grease and slobber
Cos my ole Granny bits
Need a great deal of clobber
Us oldies need cranking and warming up slower
Than a blokey whose ready with a gigantic grower.
Fear not sweet granny I'll get you in the zone,
You'll feel like you are in ancient Rome,
Once we've done the deed,
And you climb off your trusty steed,
We need to talk about putting you in a home. "
You were going to fuck me on a horse ?
I'm not falling for such tricks of course!
You can talk all you like, I'm not going to prison.
I'm outta here faster'n' a fish rolled in jizzm! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm so pleased right now I could dance,
I'll just get ready with my lance,
My aim could be rusty,
But I'm still very lusty,
So I think I'm in with a chance
Chris you've always been handsome
And charming and sweet
Just one glance at your lance and my life is complete
I'd lay down before you like lamb to the slaughter
But your lance would be pushing where there aint any water
You'd need thousands for lube
El-bow grease and slobber
Cos my ole Granny bits
Need a great deal of clobber
Us oldies need cranking and warming up slower
Than a blokey whose ready with a gigantic grower.
Fear not sweet granny I'll get you in the zone,
You'll feel like you are in ancient Rome,
Once we've done the deed,
And you climb off your trusty steed,
We need to talk about putting you in a home.
You were going to fuck me on a horse ?
I'm not falling for such tricks of course!
You can talk all you like, I'm not going to prison.
I'm outta here faster'n' a fish rolled in jizzm!"
Sorry for being such a jerk,
Promise we'll make it work,
I'll bring your knitting when I visit,
See it's not that bad is it,
Now I'm off to watch a young hottie twerk! |
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