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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Changing channels..i may be a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's still raining. It might as well rain until September

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Work tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trying to watch Columbo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got made redundant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just scratched my head

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Ate a flat peach

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hearing this rain is making me want to pee.

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By *yrdsisWoman over a year ago

Gleam Street

Small dog is finally over the waspsting of fri morning... no more itchy paws

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just had a yoghurt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I opened a can of pringles

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I dont like Mondays

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Eating cereals which is unusual

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Just had a wank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve got a bit of a cold.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dentist at noon

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

Back to work today after a week off

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By *apasmurfkingMan over a year ago

premier inn Southampton

First day of holiday.

Still awake at 5am without an alarm. Ffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

About half three yesterday, I farted, I didn't have to change my boxers or anything though

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By *rReyMan over a year ago

Fleet

Sat on a train to Leeds drinking tea.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flying home today thank f**k.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hay! It's the fun bus

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By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Just around the corner

It’s still raining in Leeds.

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By *qua vitaeWoman over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

Had a big laugh at work yesterday, when a customer came in and said to my colleague, ‘I haven’t had a Lion bar for a long time’. Then he roared at her! Unfortunately, I missed it as I was in the kitchen, but she’s now known as the ‘lion tamer’!

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

The M6 is totally congested

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My tractor has a flat tyre

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Baking Banna bread.

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By *he Devil rides outMan over a year ago

Sheffield

I've just run out of cherrios

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's 8.28 am I'm on the nudist beach off to get coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The sun is shining..all thanks to Boris

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm drinking water best drink of the day

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've just stood up , and then decided it was a bad idea, so I've sat back down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The milk’s gone off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm naked face up on beach it's a glorious day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having a cup of chai..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The baby has fallen asleep so back to bed I go.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm on lunch break

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/07/19 11:57:25]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In other news i've got a sore throat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Car insurance to sort

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By *panddownMan over a year ago

Broughton

Coffee gone cold

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Taking the kids to the dentist later

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

My car told me I had 1400 miles until the service is due this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A tree outside is waving.Such a friendly tree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hubby's pre OP tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in bed

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Van ready for the va

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in the darkness but telly is on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Van ready for the va

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helsing or morrison?

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

In bed but need a shower

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just eaten 6 ginger nuts

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan over a year ago

Sussex

Just had supper and I'm full up now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I saw a cow earlier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got to cook supper

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

I had Crunchy Nut Cornflakes for tea.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am watche Love Island final

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Just finished my brew, it was delicious. Not been awake long so not really tired but also hoping to go back to sleep and be awake in the morning.

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By *hecarpmanMan over a year ago

SUTTON

Was out fishing today and a kingfisher perched on my rod!!!! No pun intended

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By *umbria rodMan over a year ago

barrow in furness

Breaking news ..........

The bulb in the bedrooms gone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's 3am and I'm starving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's just another day in paradise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Was out fishing today and a kingfisher perched on my rod!!!! No pun intended

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thats quite un-boring news..far too exiting for us to take in all at once..i need to rest now

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Van ready for the va

helsing or morrison? "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just woke up waiting to get in bathroom for a pee

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Off to work in 25 mins

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By *othicslaveCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

House work zzzzz

-the most boring thing ever!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I sneezed whilst having a poo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just got up ..

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I have too many odd socks

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Shops sold out of brown bread so I've had to have white toast

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

My period started

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My period started

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Oh dear , better not upset you for a few days

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"My period started

Oh dear , better not upset you for a few days

Yeah I'll throw a tampon at your head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My period of reflection started bloody thoughts who'd av em

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I went to a restaurant the other week. As I sat down felt something under my bum/back. As you do shifted and 2 tampons still in packaging placed on the back of the seat.

I called the waiter over and showed him my finding. His response 'there was a woman on that seat'.

That explains it then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm drinking water from a plastic cup

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By *umbria rodMan over a year ago

barrow in furness

Just farted

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By *easidegirlWoman over a year ago

south shore

Someone is mowing the lawn near me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Off to buy a birthday card.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Raining here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm at the seaside and it's raining reminds me of when I was a boy, what to do at seaside when the weather thwarts moving around

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By *ocodoughnutgirlWoman over a year ago

Sea of jelly and doughnuts

Trying to decide if I should take a nap or bake a cake......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Work work work wank

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My period started

Oh dear , better not upset you for a few days

Yeah I'll throw a tampon at your head

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Only if their Lilletes, Tampax are slightly heavier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Farted

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My nose smells

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Trying to decide if I should take a nap or bake a cake...... "
bake me a lemon drizzle cake please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eating lunch at my desk

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By *arcuszMan over a year ago

Billingshurst

Relieved myself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm hiding in the bedroom to escape annoying family members.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just ate my lunch, now having a cup of tea

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS over a year ago

London

Melancholically packing my suitcase to head back to work abroad while listening to Oleta Adams' Get Here.

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

Just having a coffee.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The washing has finished, just hanging it out... back in a little while.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm ironing

Why?

It's getting folded up and packed in a case

What's the point

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Listening to Vietnamese singer Nhu Quynh !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sat in car park waiting for wife to finish window shopping

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Just put some stuffing in the oven

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lying on my bed weather wasn't great today let's hope it better tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in the mood to punish someone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watching the news... but all i can hear is the neighbours headboard banging against the wall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drinking coffee before taking on the role of bus wanker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Him - in the bath

Her- naked on bed, doing jigsaw puzzles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

£1.79 for a big bag of dreamies alternative 'Purrfections' from home bargains..it's like 10bags of dreamies ffs..thats NEWS!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have flat peaches and they taste better than normal peaches!

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By *museBouche31Woman over a year ago

Reigate

Trying to finish solving my Rubik’s cube.

. . . haven’t googled it yet!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Trying to finish solving my Rubik’s cube.

. . . haven’t googled it yet!! "

the butler did it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just burped.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right movie time........ Mission impossible

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Could do with a nice spanking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Posted on the eye spy thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My clock says 5 past 7 :

it said that this morning- I think it's faulty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could do with a nice spanking

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have you been naughty?

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Could do with a nice spanking

have you been naughty?"

Not yet

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

I’m just off out to the supermarket- need something to eat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I just watched the kettle and it boiled !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I should brush my teeth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a piss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could do with a nice spanking

have you been naughty?

Not yet

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oh please be naughty

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

I just finished season 3 of Zoo.........I'm now crying.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just finished season 3 of Zoo.........I'm now crying."
you caught your finger in car door again didnt you, vrooooom

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

"I just finished season 3 of Zoo.........I'm now crying.you caught your finger in car door again didnt you, vrooooom

Bloody hell you've a good memory ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just finished season 3 of Zoo.........I'm now crying.you caught your finger in car door again didnt you, vrooooom

Bloody hell you've a good memory ..

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it was only last week the last time, my memories good for a week

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

"I just finished season 3 of Zoo.........I'm now crying.you caught your finger in car door again didnt you, vrooooom

Bloody hell you've a good memory ..

it was only last week the last time, my memories good for a week

Yeh even I forgotten it.....mines pap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just finished season 3 of Zoo.........I'm now crying.you caught your finger in car door again didnt you, vrooooom

Bloody hell you've a good memory ..

it was only last week the last time, my memories good for a week

Yeh even I forgotten it.....mines pap

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I remembered your number just can't remember where I wrote it down

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

"I just finished season 3 of Zoo.........I'm now crying.you caught your finger in car door again didnt you, vrooooom

Bloody hell you've a good memory ..

it was only last week the last time, my memories good for a week

Yeh even I forgotten it.....mines pap

I remembered your number just can't remember where I wrote it down

Yeh nice try.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just finished season 3 of Zoo.........I'm now crying.you caught your finger in car door again didnt you, vrooooom

Bloody hell you've a good memory ..

it was only last week the last time, my memories good for a week

Yeh even I forgotten it.....mines pap

I remembered your number just can't remember where I wrote it down

Yeh nice try.....

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lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Finally got round to emptying my dogs anal glands. What a smell.

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Finally got round to emptying my dogs anal glands. What a smell.

Just put down my egg foo yung

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Finally got round to emptying my dogs anal glands. What a smell.

Just put down my egg foo yung

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God job you couldnt smell it or you would be throwing your egg foo young back up

p.s. sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just ate a gingernut biscuit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Its six am sharp..ouch

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Jumped from bed with a song in my heart..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I havent been to bed yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm up. Don't need to be for another 2 hours but I'm up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm up. Don't need to be for another 2 hours but I'm up."

kill time n have a wank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm up. Don't need to be for another 2 hours but I'm up.

kill time n have a wank

Ladies don't wank

we masturbate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm up. Don't need to be for another 2 hours but I'm up.

kill time n have a wank

Ladies don't wank

we masturbate

men should masturbate and women should wosturbate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm up. Don't need to be for another 2 hours but I'm up.

kill time n have a wank

Ladies don't wank

we masturbate

men should masturbate and women should wosturbate

I just play with my toys

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

We are all in a matrix

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drinking a cup of water listening to music from the 60s lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The sun's shining

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Just taking bins out...

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Work is shit, I feel shit, everything is shit.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I took the recycling out too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

More paperwork.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm reading this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm lying on beach naked in the sun........yawn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Went to the seaside

It was windy

It messed my hair up abit.

In other news I just ate my toddlers paw patrol gingerbread (dog/character) totally worth it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doing the washing and the dog has robbed a sock

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Finished my coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Kermit the Frog and Henry VIII had the same middle name

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'm listening to snoring. It's endearing. Ish.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ate a banana pancake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Stretched a leg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Working through a weeks holiday of washing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bought a new pedal bin. Well pleased with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Back on here ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just had chicken korma and rice for tea

mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been food shopping & spent to much

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Set my alarm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Munching on salted peanuts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm watching a movie

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman over a year ago

Hull

Laid on the bed reading the forums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Laid on the bed reading the forums "
you'll be asleep soon then yaaaaaawn Zzzzzz

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

I have a cold.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Changing channels on tv

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just painted one toenail.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Picked my toes in perkipsy

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

Waiting....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Waiting...."
vrooooom str8 ova my ed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The nail varnish on my toes has smudged.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

"Waiting....vrooooom str8 ova my ed "

No surprise there then ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Waiting....vrooooom str8 ova my ed

No surprise there then ....

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oi knee now

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

"Waiting....vrooooom str8 ova my ed

No surprise there then ....

oi knee now"

Legged it.........catch me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watching and waiting for the morning dew to evaporate of my tent so I can pack it away

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