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"I’ve been putting framed artwork up on one of my walls in that kind of patchwork of sizes way (artistic like innit ) and my friend who I sent a photo of it to (I was showing off my wall plug and screw action) answered “middle class af” a which made me snort. What else is middle class as fuck?" coffee mornings | |||
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"I’ve been putting framed artwork up on one of my walls in that kind of patchwork of sizes way (artistic like innit ) and my friend who I sent a photo of it to (I was showing off my wall plug and screw action) answered “middle class af” a which made me snort. What else is middle class as fuck?" One of those coffee thingys with a plunger. I’m northern, mug, instant, teaspoon milk. | |||
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"Buying expensive loo paper." Or buying ethical loo paper made of recycled bamboo from Who Gives A Crap? (like me!) | |||
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"I’ve been putting framed artwork up on one of my walls in that kind of patchwork of sizes way (artistic like innit ) and my friend who I sent a photo of it to (I was showing off my wall plug and screw action) answered “middle class af” a which made me snort. What else is middle class as fuck? One of those coffee thingys with a plunger. I’m northern, mug, instant, teaspoon milk. " I have three. | |||
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"Black and white photos lol " | |||
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"Knowing how to pronounce 'quinoa'." Keen-whah | |||
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"Buying expensive loo paper. Or buying ethical loo paper made of recycled bamboo from Who Gives A Crap? (like me!)" I buy recycled loo paper but just own brand stuff. So long as it doesn't scratch my botty I'm good with it. | |||
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"I’ve been putting framed artwork up on one of my walls in that kind of patchwork of sizes way (artistic like innit ) and my friend who I sent a photo of it to (I was showing off my wall plug and screw action) answered “middle class af” a which made me snort. What else is middle class as fuck? One of those coffee thingys with a plunger. I’m northern, mug, instant, teaspoon milk. I have three. " Your one of them greedy girls then haha | |||
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"That bread that weighs a ton and costs a fiver for a small loaf." Sourdough? | |||
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"Knowing how to pronounce 'quinoa'." Quin-o-ah | |||
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"I’ve been putting framed artwork up on one of my walls in that kind of patchwork of sizes way (artistic like innit ) and my friend who I sent a photo of it to (I was showing off my wall plug and screw action) answered “middle class af” a which made me snort. What else is middle class as fuck? One of those coffee thingys with a plunger. I’m northern, mug, instant, teaspoon milk. I have three. Your one of them greedy girls then haha " Different sizes for different guest numbers. | |||
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"That bread that weighs a ton and costs a fiver for a small loaf. Sourdough?" Just the way I walk. | |||
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"Knowing how to pronounce 'quinoa'. Quin-o-ah " Except... | |||
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"Having your own sourdough starter." Yassss Queen! | |||
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"Knowing how to pronounce 'quinoa'. Keen-whah " You are officially middle class AF - if there had been any doubt | |||
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"Knowing how to pronounce 'quinoa'. Quin-o-ah " Embarrassing | |||
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"Keeping your Holland and Barrett loyalty card in the basket of your vintage (style) bicycle" My red bobbin bike the same brand as Florence and the Machines? Also H&B are where I get my supplements - you’re talking full sense here. | |||
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"An affair with your secretary " Nah, disallowed. | |||
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"Knowing how to pronounce 'quinoa'. Quin-o-ah " You sir are either a proletarian or trying to hide your middle-class AFness. | |||
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"Knowing how to pronounce 'quinoa'. Quin-o-ah Embarrassing " | |||
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"I’ve been putting framed artwork up on one of my walls in that kind of patchwork of sizes way (artistic like innit ) and my friend who I sent a photo of it to (I was showing off my wall plug and screw action) answered “middle class af” a which made me snort. What else is middle class as fuck? One of those coffee thingys with a plunger. I’m northern, mug, instant, teaspoon milk. I have three. Your one of them greedy girls then haha Different sizes for different guest numbers." Hahahaa for 'different guest numbers' Quality | |||
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"Shopping in m&s with things like cloves of garlic, cous cous and avacados in your shopping bag with a weird slogan on it like 'less plastic is fantastic'" Less packaging and more package fnarr fnarr. | |||
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"I’ve been putting framed artwork up on one of my walls in that kind of patchwork of sizes way (artistic like innit ) and my friend who I sent a photo of it to (I was showing off my wall plug and screw action) answered “middle class af” a which made me snort. What else is middle class as fuck? One of those coffee thingys with a plunger. I’m northern, mug, instant, teaspoon milk. I have three. Your one of them greedy girls then haha Different sizes for different guest numbers. Hahahaa for 'different guest numbers' Quality " I’m a good hostess. | |||
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"If you are asking yourself if you are middle class, then you probably are middle class but don't know it yet " I’m not asking, I’m dripping in it. | |||
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"Us x" Awwww! | |||
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"You use toilet paper with extracts of cashmere " That jumper sheds everywhere! | |||
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"Getting excited about avocados when us poor minority folks been eating them for years..." Specifically smashed avocado! | |||
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"I'm going for a cream tea how's my hat " Cream or jam on the scone first? | |||
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"Banco (more commonly known as Baccarat) " I’m yet to make it to a casino. | |||
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"Having your own bread making, then informing everyone how it makes the house smell wonderful and you really must pop round!" Fire up the fiat. | |||
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"Getting excited about avocados when us poor minority folks been eating them for years..." Yes, and then heading to A&E with a Saturday morning case of avacado hand. That's tres middle class | |||
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"Someone named Tarquin who has a yearly subscription to country life" Fuck. I have a yearly subscription to Country Living. I kid you not. | |||
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"Waitrose cashmere toilet paper, it’s so bloody soft though " Have you seen the twitter page “overheard in Waitrose”? It’s hilarious. | |||
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"Knowing how to pronounce 'quinoa'. Quin-o-ah " Working class? | |||
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"Having a black & white photo on your profile...... reading a book..." Already been said. | |||
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"Getting excited about avocados when us poor minority folks been eating them for years..." That's also vegan AF. (I'm vegan so I know). | |||
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"I'm going for a cream tea how's my hat Cream or jam on the scone first?" CREAM first.... because you're not a web-toed inbred from over the river | |||
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"I’ve been putting framed artwork up on one of my walls in that kind of patchwork of sizes way (artistic like innit ) and my friend who I sent a photo of it to (I was showing off my wall plug and screw action) answered “middle class af” a which made me snort. What else is middle class as fuck?" Appreciation for art is classy AF. | |||
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"I'm going for a cream tea how's my hat Cream or jam on the scone first?" oh cream cmon darling you know full well you drizzle the harrods damsen jam from a silver spoon after | |||
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"Knowing how to pronounce 'quinoa'. Quin-o-ah Working class?" Keen-wah | |||
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"Used to be the B stream students in my day but who knows how they’re organised these days. " Who were the A Stream? 10 years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A Stream. | |||
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"Waitrose cashmere toilet paper, it’s so bloody soft though Have you seen the twitter page “overheard in Waitrose”? It’s hilarious." No, should I google this? | |||
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"I'm going for a cream tea how's my hat Cream or jam on the scone first? CREAM first.... because you're not a web-toed inbred from over the river" Agreed! | |||
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"I’ve been putting framed artwork up on one of my walls in that kind of patchwork of sizes way (artistic like innit ) and my friend who I sent a photo of it to (I was showing off my wall plug and screw action) answered “middle class af” a which made me snort. What else is middle class as fuck? Appreciation for art is classy AF. " Why thank you. Which brings me to having cards for Tate and Royal Academy... | |||
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"Waitrose cashmere toilet paper, it’s so bloody soft though Have you seen the twitter page “overheard in Waitrose”? It’s hilarious. No, should I google this?" Yes! | |||
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"Knowing how to pronounce 'quinoa'. Quin-o-ah Working class? Keen-wah " Middle class | |||
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"Banco (more commonly known as Baccarat) " I used to love baccarat. Thought I had a talent for it once. Alas, turned out I was just lucky now and again. | |||
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"You knit scarves for bollards and lampposts..... " And for the innocent smoothie bottle tops | |||
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"Buying expensive loo paper. Or buying ethical loo paper made of recycled bamboo from Who Gives A Crap? (like me!)" And me | |||
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"Buying expensive loo paper. Or buying ethical loo paper made of recycled bamboo from Who Gives A Crap? (like me!) And me " Bog roll brother | |||
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"Used to be the B stream students in my day but who knows how they’re organised these days. Who were the A Stream? 10 years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A Stream." It was bs ba (baracus) | |||
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"Living in the city but travelling out regularly to the stables where you keep your horses?" I think that’s a bit higher than middle class (or my level of middle). | |||
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"Collecting vinyl (guilty)" Guilty too. Only jazz and blues though. | |||
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"Living in the city but travelling out regularly to the stables where you keep your horses? I think that’s a bit higher than middle class (or my level of middle)." Darn, and I took you for a horsey owning lady | |||
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"Living in the city but travelling out regularly to the stables where you keep your horses? I think that’s a bit higher than middle class (or my level of middle). Darn, and I took you for a horsey owning lady " I did do horseriding every Sunday when younger at the stables in Turville which is where the Vicar of Dibley was set. So I’m not totally out on this one. | |||
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"Keen wah Bialetti coffee makers Shea butter bog rolls Lentils Vw camper " Love a lentil. | |||
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"Eating avocado or having an obsession with "streetfood markets" (at London prices) " So true | |||
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"Living in the city but travelling out regularly to the stables where you keep your horses? I think that’s a bit higher than middle class (or my level of middle). Darn, and I took you for a horsey owning lady I did do horseriding every Sunday when younger at the stables in Turville which is where the Vicar of Dibley was set. So I’m not totally out on this one. " I flecking knew it! Lol good stuff | |||
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"Thinking Chuka Umunna is worth paying attention to. He really isn't." He bloody isn’t, agreed. | |||
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"Having an "ironic" whippet or lurcher, when secretly wanting a Labrador " My parents and sister have lurchers! I’m going to have to point this thread out to my mate. I’m achingly middle class. | |||
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"We’ve never rented a house all our married lives and are just about to complete a house purchase as cash buyers due to equity in last house. But don’t feel middle class. We worked hard to get anything we’ve ever owned. " Good luck with the next purchase | |||
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"We’ve never rented a house all our married lives and are just about to complete a house purchase as cash buyers due to equity in last house. But don’t feel middle class. We worked hard to get anything we’ve ever owned. Good luck with the next purchase " Thank you | |||
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"Knowing how to pronounce 'quinoa'." Knowing wtf quinoa is | |||
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"Waitrose cashmere toilet paper, it’s so bloody soft though Have you seen the twitter page “overheard in Waitrose”? It’s hilarious." My current favourite; "Reduce preperarion time when making spice vegetable and quinoa laska by simply buying a bag of chips and getting over yourself" | |||
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"Extending the sound of the last word in your sentenceeeeee. Like these 2.. https://youtu.be/R0nXGAvPmWw" I do this when a bit squiffy. | |||
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"Extending the sound of the last word in your sentenceeeeee. Like these 2.. https://youtu.be/R0nXGAvPmWw I do this when a bit squiffy. " Stop it, stop it now! | |||
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"Making your own muesli" Granola you mean? Lol | |||
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"Banco (more commonly known as Baccarat) I used to love baccarat. Thought I had a talent for it once. Alas, turned out I was just lucky now and again." Ok I'm confused. Didn't this lot do Yes Sir I can Boogie? | |||
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"Banco (more commonly known as Baccarat) I used to love baccarat. Thought I had a talent for it once. Alas, turned out I was just lucky now and again. Ok I'm confused. Didn't this lot do Yes Sir I can Boogie?" | |||
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"Couscous instead of rice Owning a tagine" Guilty | |||
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"Making your own muesli" Guilty.. | |||
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"Couscous instead of rice Owning a tagine" What's a tagine? Thought it was a lamb dish.. | |||
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"Collecting vinyl (guilty) Guilty too. Only jazz and blues though." Oh lordy, you like blues too. I was thinking it was hard for you to go up in my estimations. There's a thread in that. We've done jazz. We need to do blues. Anyway, back on subject kind of. I felt terribly white middle class listening to jazz in my bedroom when I first started. I felt I should at least be taking up smoking, except I've always found it revolting. | |||
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"Dunno i never went to class much " It shows. | |||
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"Dunno i never went to class much It shows." *Snort* | |||
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"I’ve been putting framed artwork up on one of my walls in that kind of patchwork of sizes way (artistic like innit ) and my friend who I sent a photo of it to (I was showing off my wall plug and screw action) answered “middle class af” a which made me snort. What else is middle class as fuck? One of those coffee thingys with a plunger. I’m northern, mug, instant, teaspoon milk. I have three. " One regular cafetiere, one extra fine filter cafetiere, two pourovers, and an immersion technique. Plus the grinder, scales, and special kettle | |||
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"Dunno i never went to class much It shows." Im living proof education is overrated lifes all about streetsmarts | |||
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"Oh and the hand grinder for emergencies " Gooseneck kettle | |||
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"Oh and the hand grinder for emergencies Gooseneck kettle " I don't have one yet. I want one. | |||
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"Couscous instead of rice Owning a tagine What's a tagine? Thought it was a lamb dish.. " I have a Tagine. | |||
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"Saying I'm arriving instead of I'm cumming " this made me giggle lol | |||
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"I like Baccara. I thought their debut single, 'Yes Sir, I can boogie', was a classic, post modern disco pop fusion that combined all that was great about the pre-punk era. Am I Em Cee AF?" No, but you’ve missed that this joke has already been made | |||
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"Saying I'm arriving instead of I'm cumming this made me giggle lol " | |||
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"I like Baccara. I thought their debut single, 'Yes Sir, I can boogie', was a classic, post modern disco pop fusion that combined all that was great about the pre-punk era. Am I Em Cee AF? No, but you’ve missed that this joke has already been made " Well hush my mouth | |||
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"I like Baccara. I thought their debut single, 'Yes Sir, I can boogie', was a classic, post modern disco pop fusion that combined all that was great about the pre-punk era. Am I Em Cee AF? No, but you’ve missed that this joke has already been made Well hush my mouth " Awesome song though | |||
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"Pointing out how middle class you are " Winner | |||
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"Having National Trust membership. Enjoying The Archers whilst drinking rooibos tea. Making your kids go to free gardening sessions in the summer hols. GUILTY! " Bonus points. I was waiting for The Archers and/or National Trust | |||
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"Telling everyone how you support the local high street in a very loud voice, as you wander around the farmers market with your Labrador. This is of course the once a week you go into town, buying fuck all, except a coffee in Costa where you sit outside telling everyone how lucky we are to have such a vibrant town. Then you take the dog back to your 4x4 and stop off at Waitrose on your way home to buy your food for the week, along with the obligatory copy of the Guardian." You’re so middle class, glos. | |||
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"You pronounce quinoa correctly. KEEN-WAH! " Read the thread!! | |||
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"You pronounce quinoa correctly. KEEN-WAH! Read the thread!! " What thread am I on ? | |||
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"Having National Trust membership. Enjoying The Archers whilst drinking rooibos tea. Making your kids go to free gardening sessions in the summer hols. GUILTY! Bonus points. I was waiting for The Archers and/or National Trust " Whoop whoop! What do I win? | |||
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"You pronounce quinoa correctly. KEEN-WAH! Read the thread!! " Bollocks to it, I’m not scrolling up for no one! | |||
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"Having National Trust membership. Enjoying The Archers whilst drinking rooibos tea. Making your kids go to free gardening sessions in the summer hols. GUILTY! Bonus points. I was waiting for The Archers and/or National Trust Whoop whoop! What do I win?" Three months free Ocado deliveries. | |||
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"Quin, oh ah." Think that’s been done before. | |||
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"Quin, oh ah." Keen-whah | |||
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"Quin, oh ah. Think that’s been done before. " "Quin, oh ah. Keen-whah" For the triggers | |||
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"So is middle class posh then?" How long are you staying in character for ? | |||
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"Having National Trust membership. Enjoying The Archers whilst drinking rooibos tea. Making your kids go to free gardening sessions in the summer hols. GUILTY! Bonus points. I was waiting for The Archers and/or National Trust Whoop whoop! What do I win? Three months free Ocado deliveries." Living far from Waitrose as we do, we used to pick our holiday destinations based on where the nearest Waitrose was. Or at least M&S food. | |||
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