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The Last chocolate bar
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"One of those mega huge Toblerones 
Fun fact, they're just a bunch of small toblerones in a big package."
Yes but the op said a single bar so I’m being both clever and greedy. Woohoo! |
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It would not be a bar..... it would be an exquisite sack .... exquisite but small. Inside there would be nuggets of the purest French chocolate. High in cocoa content;bitter and adult. I turn to see Fabulous and Bearded walking through the hot white sand toward me. He takes the bag from my feeble grasp .... a nugget from the bag pincered so gently in his manly hands.... He turns to me and says......
Oi Gran can I shove this up your chocolate star fish !!!
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"A fucking big one so I could make a raft out of it and get off this god forsaken island.
You could get away on an Aero ......
I like your style granny 
Ahh you've given me a BOOST!"
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"A fucking big one so I could make a raft out of it and get off this god forsaken island.
You could get away on an Aero ......
I like your style granny
Ahh you've given me a BOOST!
I’ll give you 4 fingers if you play your cards right "
I'll give you a Fry's 5 up your Oreo....  |
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"A fucking big one so I could make a raft out of it and get off this god forsaken island.
You could get away on an Aero ......
I like your style granny
Ahh you've given me a BOOST!
I’ll give you 4 fingers if you play your cards right
I'll give you a Fry's 5 up your Oreo.... "
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