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PA required to assist a top performing Commercial Director within the high end private sector
A very generous package is on offer to the successful candidate (and a decent salary also!) 
Interviews to be held spanning the UK's major cities over the coming couple of months.
Tell me;
What qualities would you bring to the role? Why do you want this job? and, why should I hire YOU?... |
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"Would I have to wear short skirts and high heels?
You've clearly seen my dress code policy already!"
In that case is there a wardrobe allowance as I am all out of the requisite attire at the moment? |
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over a year ago
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"So its basically answering the phone then ?? 
Much more than that;
My travel - train / plane - and hotel accommodation arrangements, as well as diary management, forms part of the duties "
I take it ... this is your dream world |
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"So its basically answering the phone then ??
Much more than that;
My travel - train / plane - and hotel accommodation arrangements, as well as diary management, forms part of the duties
I take it ... this is your dream world "
So you want an interview - is that what you're saying?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So its basically answering the phone then ??
Much more than that;
My travel - train / plane - and hotel accommodation arrangements, as well as diary management, forms part of the duties
I take it ... this is your dream world
So you want an interview - is that what you're saying?!"
I’ll pass thanks
I’ve never liked being on a ‘list’  |
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"So its basically answering the phone then ??
Much more than that;
My travel - train / plane - and hotel accommodation arrangements, as well as diary management, forms part of the duties "
Couldnt you just save cash and do that yourself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can bring chaos, and new business opportunities to your company, as my travel plans will inevitably land you in the wrong place meeting new contacts who were not expecting you.
I never work weekends, or Mondays, also Fridays are suspect.
I will require 9 months leave per year, plus possibly a few days off which I will tell you about after.
When do I start? |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
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"So its basically answering the phone then ??
Much more than that;
My travel - train / plane - and hotel accommodation arrangements, as well as diary management, forms part of the duties "
Does that include fuck diary and organising your wife's life.
Discreet and all that..wink wink |
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"Can i put my legs on the desk and suck on the end of a pencil whilst peering over my glasses at you? Then a dirty laugh when you ask me to take dictation?
You've secured yourself an interview!"
I should hope so! That's my current job btw 
Well without as much naughtiness sadly |
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"Can i put my legs on the desk and suck on the end of a pencil whilst peering over my glasses at you? Then a dirty laugh when you ask me to take dictation?
You've secured yourself an interview!
I should hope so! That's my current job btw
Well without as much naughtiness sadly"
Great pics lady  |
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"Can i put my legs on the desk and suck on the end of a pencil whilst peering over my glasses at you? Then a dirty laugh when you ask me to take dictation?
You've secured yourself an interview!
I should hope so! That's my current job btw
Well without as much naughtiness sadly
Great pics lady "
Why thank you very much x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"PA required to assist a top performing Commercial Director within the high end private sector
A very generous package is on offer to the successful candidate (and a decent salary also!)
Interviews to be held spanning the UK's major cities over the coming couple of months.
Tell me;
What qualities would you bring to the role? Why do you want this job? and, why should I hire YOU?..."
You know I was your perfect right hand woman for years
However I’ll gladly step aside and let someone else have a go x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So its basically answering the phone then ??
Much more than that;
My travel - train / plane - and hotel accommodation arrangements, as well as diary management, forms part of the duties
Does that include fuck diary and organising your wife's life.
Discreet and all that..wink wink"
Ouch, that’s a burn. |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"I quit this job...... too needy and not enough money
Thank you for sharpening my pencil so splendidly! "
Thanks for the promotion of vetting officer.
Pension, weekly allowance, never ending creed supply and a new LV every month.
Oh and I’ll make sure the pencil sharpening standards stay at the standard I left |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I quit this job...... too needy and not enough money
Thank you for sharpening my pencil so splendidly!
Thanks for the promotion of vetting officer.
Pension, weekly allowance, never ending creed supply and a new LV every month.
Oh and I’ll make sure the pencil sharpening standards stay at the standard I left "
No one uses pencils anymore, it's all digital now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No one uses pencils anymore, it's all digital now"
You are so wrong. I know my CV above was excellent, but stood no chance against feet on desk suggestive over glasses peering and pencil sucking competition.
But had she been chomping on a keyboard instead the job would have been mine!  |
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