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Going on from another post earlier... what is the “perfect profile”..
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"In a woman’s eyes?  give us guys a helping hand here! "
Unfortunately... there is no perfect profile. Different people are looking for different things.
Humour, respect and character are always going to be a plus though.
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As had been said... there's no such thing as perfect
But generally, amusing with an element of intrigue. No point letting people know all about you from the start... but enough to make people want to know more |
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No such thing.
If you put everything women wanted to see in your profile, your profile stops representing you, and becomes a bunch of random statements. |
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"In a woman’s eyes? give us guys a helping hand here! "
There's no such thing. If you're writing and tailoring your profile to try and please certain people then you're already lying.
Write what you feel shows you off and pleases you, if it's a sonnet devoted to the glory of your manhood, then so be it.
There are folks out there that will be on your wavelength, if you're honest about yourself and what you want then you'll find them.
Many people go wrong by trying to appeal to everyone, then when things don't progress because they're not actually suited, they get frustrated.
Write what you want, there isn't a magical cover all to meet people.
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Seeing as though you asked OP I shall give you a few pointers.
1) State on your profile that your Bi (even if your not you sneaky little devil) the birds love Bi men.
2) You need a good selection of cock pics, I’d say at least 8 to 10 should do it. A particular favourite is one with a Sky remote or Lynx can to gauge the size of it.
3) When making first contact ALWAYS call the lady of your choice one of the following: Babe, Hun, Sweetpea, Darling.
4) Always drop into your profile the type of car you drive. Mention the word Porsche and I’ll guarantee your potential playmate will have a minge dribbling like a St Bernard’s chin (even if you’ve only got a 1.2 Vauxhall Corsa - crafty little so and so)
5) ALWAYS and I repeat ALWAYS block them if they don’t reply within in the first 5 mins of your initial message, if they can’t reply to you straight away then you need to ditch them like a dirty dish cloth and move on to the next lady of leisure.
I would wish you good luck however this won’t be necessary as you’ll be drowning in clunge in no time at all. You can thank me later  |
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"No such thing.
If you put everything women wanted to see in your profile, your profile stops representing you, and becomes a bunch of random statements. "
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"No such thing.
If you put everything women wanted to see in your profile, your profile stops representing you, and becomes a bunch of random statements. "
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Dry, friendly, funny and approachable. There is a male profile in Ireland that i enjoy reading. That is the perfect type of profile for me.
Others have different definitions of the perfect profile however. There can be one that will draw some, but that same profile will put others off 
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