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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Clearly worded.
Use of proper sentences and paragraphs.
Concise but providing enough detail for you to take an informed choice to message them (or not)
A bit of humour never goes amiss.
A few pics - pref with face pics (but also OK with them being held in private)
A couple of veri's that give an insight to the person rather than what they do in bed.
Mine fails on several levels, but hey some people like the incessant ramblings of a lunatic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would normally say one saying a bit about yourself but there are so many that are so similar now that you need something a bit different in a profile. Some of the ones with humour are my current favourites, something a bit different to the norm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like ones that give detail and a bit of humour, like ours, written by mine own fair hand.
Others will say it is too long-winded, but I like to know as much as I can about who is going to juggle the vegetable rack, beforehand. So ones that are interesting, humorous, welcoming and not a barked order of dislikes are my favourites. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate profiles that claim their sexual prowess(cock size,stamina)... cpls are also pretty guilty of it:-
He: thick cock,great tongue,stamina etc etc etc
SHE: gives the best bjs ever,sweetest pussy ever
I'd rather see claims about having a good personality and funseeking than the sexual detail.
besides thats why we have pics and verifies...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No negativity, to me there is no point having paragraph and paragraph of what you're not looking for.
Humour which is natural and not forced ie, humour that has to be thought out or jokes. Humour only works when the person is naturally and effortlessly so.
No statuses insulting other people or hinting at certain people, makes people sound miserable I think
No long list of what people should be, if a profile is hard work to read, just imagine what the people are gonna be like when you have to spend hours in their company
No rudeness or insulting words about groups of people, ie describing people as fatties or mingers.
Clearly written, concise, good level of grammar, a profile that leaves you with a sense of what people are like.
That would be a perfect profile. But I don't want people to have a perfect profile, I want to see a true sense of the person, and if they are a loud, brash git, then I want to get that impression when I read it, easier to avoid then than people pretending to be perfect, as none of us are  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"I hate profiles that claim their sexual prowess(cock size,stamina)... cpls are also pretty guilty of it:-
He: thick cock,great tongue,stamina etc etc etc
SHE: gives the best bjs ever,sweetest pussy ever
I'd rather see claims about having a good personality and funseeking than the sexual detail.
besides thats why we have pics and verifies...
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Seconded  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Try make it abit original I reckon and be your self with abit of humour.
Note to single blokes please dont copy and paste mine as it is all mine and I wrote it lol |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
Think profiles can be long or short, although I am not keen on one liners stating that they are "looking for fun" - I dont think anybody is on fabs for education in Maths or English That aside, a sense of humour does wonders for me - its almost like a good shag;-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think profiles can be long or short, although I am not keen on one liners stating that they are "looking for fun" - I dont think anybody is on fabs for education in Maths or English That aside, a sense of humour does wonders for me - its almost like a good shag;-)"
Ooooow your going about the right way for a slapped bottom and I dobnt care who knows young lady!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think profiles can be long or short, although I am not keen on one liners stating that they are "looking for fun" - I dont think anybody is on fabs for education in Maths or English That aside, a sense of humour does wonders for me - its almost like a good shag;-)"
I see a lot of women's profiles with similar, or "will fill in later". But I bet they still get inundated by guys messaging them!! And I bet a lot of guys say "Hey, nice profile".
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Think profiles can be long or short, although I am not keen on one liners stating that they are "looking for fun" - I dont think anybody is on fabs for education in Maths or English That aside, a sense of humour does wonders for me - its almost like a good shag;-)
Ooooow your going about the right way for a slapped bottom and I dobnt care who knows young lady! "
How could you..... be so in tune with my emotions and with what's needed ?;-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't put my finger on a perfect profile. Something that makes me smile, most just make my eyes glaze over.
I don't like the ones that just use a ton of adjectives to describe themselves all in one sentence. I'd rather see the natural humour within the profile than the fact you have added GSOH into that big list of I am greats.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think profiles can be long or short, although I am not keen on one liners stating that they are "looking for fun" - I dont think anybody is on fabs for education in Maths or English That aside, a sense of humour does wonders for me - its almost like a good shag;-)
Ooooow your going about the right way for a slapped bottom and I dobnt care who knows young lady!
How could you..... be so in tune with my emotions and with what's needed ?;-)"
The martians told me when I spoke to them just the other night as they landed in Wigan. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Think profiles can be long or short, although I am not keen on one liners stating that they are "looking for fun" - I dont think anybody is on fabs for education in Maths or English That aside, a sense of humour does wonders for me - its almost like a good shag;-)
Ooooow your going about the right way for a slapped bottom and I dobnt care who knows young lady!
How could you..... be so in tune with my emotions and with what's needed ?;-)
The martians told me when I spoke to them just the other night as they landed in Wigan."
Are they still there? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If it belonged to Gerard Butler then that would be the perfect profile for me..... he could say anything or nothing on it. "
+1 I'm with you on that one. My he's lush mmmmmm  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No negativity, to me there is no point having paragraph and paragraph of what you're not looking for.
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See Iconic, i'm not quite sure what i like in regards to a specific type but i know what turns me off and what i don't like/find sexually attractive. xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think profiles can be long or short, although I am not keen on one liners stating that they are "looking for fun" - I dont think anybody is on fabs for education in Maths or English That aside, a sense of humour does wonders for me - its almost like a good shag;-)
Ooooow your going about the right way for a slapped bottom and I dobnt care who knows young lady!
How could you..... be so in tune with my emotions and with what's needed ?;-)
The martians told me when I spoke to them just the other night as they landed in Wigan.
Are they still there? "
Yeah until about 1030pm or 11 I think as they made the mistake of landing on the Hienze car park and in all the confusion were put straight to work on 2-10 on the Ravioli line |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think profiles can be long or short, although I am not keen on one liners stating that they are "looking for fun" - I dont think anybody is on fabs for education in Maths or English That aside, a sense of humour does wonders for me - its almost like a good shag;-)
Ooooow your going about the right way for a slapped bottom and I dobnt care who knows young lady!
How could you..... be so in tune with my emotions and with what's needed ?;-)
The martians told me when I spoke to them just the other night as they landed in Wigan.
Are they still there?
Yeah until about 1030pm or 11 I think as they made the mistake of landing on the Hienze car park and in all the confusion were put straight to work on 2-10 on the Ravioli line"
Or Heinz even lol  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Think profiles can be long or short, although I am not keen on one liners stating that they are "looking for fun" - I dont think anybody is on fabs for education in Maths or English That aside, a sense of humour does wonders for me - its almost like a good shag;-)
Ooooow your going about the right way for a slapped bottom and I dobnt care who knows young lady!
How could you..... be so in tune with my emotions and with what's needed ?;-)
The martians told me when I spoke to them just the other night as they landed in Wigan.
Are they still there?
Yeah until about 1030pm or 11 I think as they made the mistake of landing on the Hienze car park and in all the confusion were put straight to work on 2-10 on the Ravioli line"
We can expect Mars bars in our tomato soups soon? |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Na hun but you can expect a tomatoe in your mars bars or snickers soon as for all the more speed and less haste, they could not put a fruit pastel in there gobs without chewing it "
Think I need to visit the North soon - we are lagging behind down here |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Na hun but you can expect a tomatoe in your mars bars or snickers soon as for all the more speed and less haste, they could not put a fruit pastel in there gobs without chewing it
Think I need to visit the North soon - we are lagging behind down here "
lol deleted my last post by accident. Was going to say you can expect a couple of beans and a sausage in your snickers any time your next up North
Wigan sausage to be precise |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Na hun but you can expect a tomatoe in your mars bars or snickers soon as for all the more speed and less haste, they could not put a fruit pastel in there gobs without chewing it
Think I need to visit the North soon - we are lagging behind down here
lol deleted my last post by accident. Was going to say you can expect a couple of beans and a sausage in your snickers any time your next up North
Wigan sausage to be precise "
pmsl now THAT made me laugh and the day has been saved Cant way for those snickers...;-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Na hun but you can expect a tomatoe in your mars bars or snickers soon as for all the more speed and less haste, they could not put a fruit pastel in there gobs without chewing it
Think I need to visit the North soon - we are lagging behind down here
lol deleted my last post by accident. Was going to say you can expect a couple of beans and a sausage in your snickers any time your next up North
Wigan sausage to be precise
pmsl now THAT made me laugh and the day has been saved Cant way for those snickers...;-)"
Happy to help
lol I sound like a bloody shop assistant now haha |
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