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"Just woke up from a nap. I’m grumpy and too warm. 
Same here but I woke in a good mood! "
I didn’t nap for long enough, but Draco gets too hot under the duvet (well, the very thin blanket) so I woke up because I could feel how hot he was. Trying to persuade him to get a drink and cool down, but he just wants more cuddles. Meh |
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over a year ago
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"Getting ready to go out for dinner
Ooooh what you wearing and what you going to be eating?  "
My skimpiest LBD, killer heels, thinking of going commando.
As for what we're eating, knowing my man.....fuckin Maccy d's  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sitting with the fan on waiting for a vanilla friend to come up
Those who are sweltering put a cold wet towel on the back of your neck it cools your core temp down  |
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I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me.
We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Just woke up from a nap. I’m grumpy and too warm.
Same here but I woke in a good mood!
I didn’t nap for long enough, but Draco gets too hot under the duvet (well, the very thin blanket) so I woke up because I could feel how hot he was. Trying to persuade him to get a drink and cool down, but he just wants more cuddles. Meh"
Naughty bugger. Draco, not you!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just woke up from a nap. I’m grumpy and too warm.
Same here but I woke in a good mood!
I didn’t nap for long enough, but Draco gets too hot under the duvet (well, the very thin blanket) so I woke up because I could feel how hot he was. Trying to persuade him to get a drink and cool down, but he just wants more cuddles. Meh
Naughty bugger. Draco, not you!!"
It’s sweet but he would rather pant and be absolutely roasting than sacrifice a cuddle...I’m always worried he’s going to end up dying because he’s so hot |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Getting ready to go out for dinner
Ooooh what you wearing and what you going to be eating?
My skimpiest LBD, killer heels, thinking of going commando.
As for what we're eating, knowing my man.....fuckin Maccy d's "
I could just go a Maccy D, tbf.
Have fun!! Sounds gorgeous and sexy! |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Dossing about doing a particualarly tricky cryptic crossword. "
Particualarly?! Is that some cryptic spelling!?!
You should totally get ready for an evening wedding - decided what to wear yet? |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me.
We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after."
Pics or it never happened. The sex I mean. |
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"I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me.
We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after.
Pics or it never happened. The sex I mean. "
You want photos of us having sex? |
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"Dossing about doing a particualarly tricky cryptic crossword.
Particualarly?! Is that some cryptic spelling!?!
You should totally get ready for an evening wedding - decided what to wear yet? "
Yeah that word got away from me
Navy w white pin stripe Paul Smith 2 piece and a white v neck t shirt. It's a punk wedding so I'll be totally overdressed. But fuck it...
Can decide between shoes or trainers tho.... |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"16:21
Just home from modern slavery and trying to devise a cunning plan that might lead to me not going back on Monday over a nice hot brew."
I almost geeked out about proper modern slavery to you then and then realised you were teasyweasying dammit. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me.
We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after.
Pics or it never happened. The sex I mean.
You want photos of us having sex?"
Nonchalantly smiles and says mebbe |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Dossing about doing a particualarly tricky cryptic crossword.
Particualarly?! Is that some cryptic spelling!?!
You should totally get ready for an evening wedding - decided what to wear yet?
Yeah that word got away from me
Navy w white pin stripe Paul Smith 2 piece and a white v neck t shirt. It's a punk wedding so I'll be totally overdressed. But fuck it...
Can decide between shoes or trainers tho...."
TRAINERS
I’d dry hump you in that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"16:21
Just home from modern slavery and trying to devise a cunning plan that might lead to me not going back on Monday over a nice hot brew.
I almost geeked out about proper modern slavery to you then and then realised you were teasyweasying dammit. "
Oh, I like when you geek.
It gives me a tingle, like when Lacey drives over a humpback bridge too fast. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"16:21
Just home from modern slavery and trying to devise a cunning plan that might lead to me not going back on Monday over a nice hot brew.
I almost geeked out about proper modern slavery to you then and then realised you were teasyweasying dammit.
Oh, I like when you geek.
It gives me a tingle, like when Lacey drives over a humpback bridge too fast."
Don’t call yourself a humpback bridge, so self deprecating!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"16:21
Just home from modern slavery and trying to devise a cunning plan that might lead to me not going back on Monday over a nice hot brew.
I almost geeked out about proper modern slavery to you then and then realised you were teasyweasying dammit.
Oh, I like when you geek.
It gives me a tingle, like when Lacey drives over a humpback bridge too fast.
Don’t call yourself a humpback bridge, so self deprecating!!"
Self deprecation is essential with a face like mine  |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"4.29. Sitting in front of a fan, trying to work out August debauchery and daydreaming about fisting Rubi. She would totally be the fistee. She hasn't realised it yet though."
You having a summer fistival?!
What’s your fan chanting - 2,4,6,8 who do we appreciate? Meli! |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"16:21
Just home from modern slavery and trying to devise a cunning plan that might lead to me not going back on Monday over a nice hot brew.
I almost geeked out about proper modern slavery to you then and then realised you were teasyweasying dammit.
Oh, I like when you geek.
It gives me a tingle, like when Lacey drives over a humpback bridge too fast.
Don’t call yourself a humpback bridge, so self deprecating!!
Self deprecation is essential with a face like mine "
You have a swarthy face. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dossing about doing a particualarly tricky cryptic crossword.
Particualarly?! Is that some cryptic spelling!?!
You should totally get ready for an evening wedding - decided what to wear yet?
Yeah that word got away from me
Navy w white pin stripe Paul Smith 2 piece and a white v neck t shirt. It's a punk wedding so I'll be totally overdressed. But fuck it...
Can decide between shoes or trainers tho....
TRAINERS
I’d dry hump you in that."
It'd better be dry that suit is expensive! |
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over a year ago
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"16:21
Just home from modern slavery and trying to devise a cunning plan that might lead to me not going back on Monday over a nice hot brew.
I almost geeked out about proper modern slavery to you then and then realised you were teasyweasying dammit.
Oh, I like when you geek.
It gives me a tingle, like when Lacey drives over a humpback bridge too fast.
Don’t call yourself a humpback bridge, so self deprecating!!
Self deprecation is essential with a face like mine "
*depreciation*  |
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"I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me.
We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after.
Pics or it never happened. The sex I mean.
You want photos of us having sex?
Nonchalantly smiles and says mebbe "
It would be an interesting conversation and I would have to tread carefully because she knows how much I fancy you. How would you advise me to approach this? |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Dossing about doing a particualarly tricky cryptic crossword.
Particualarly?! Is that some cryptic spelling!?!
You should totally get ready for an evening wedding - decided what to wear yet?
Yeah that word got away from me
Navy w white pin stripe Paul Smith 2 piece and a white v neck t shirt. It's a punk wedding so I'll be totally overdressed. But fuck it...
Can decide between shoes or trainers tho....
TRAINERS
I’d dry hump you in that.
It'd better be dry that suit is expensive! "
I am a woman of a certain age, of course it’s gonna be dry. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"4.29. Sitting in front of a fan, trying to work out August debauchery and daydreaming about fisting Rubi. She would totally be the fistee. She hasn't realised it yet though.
You having a summer fistival?!
What’s your fan chanting - 2,4,6,8 who do we appreciate? Meli! "
Your word play gets me tingling.
My fan doesn't indulge my need to be appreciated. |
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By *rReyMan
over a year ago
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"4.29. Sitting in front of a fan, trying to work out August debauchery and daydreaming about fisting Rubi. She would totally be the fistee. She hasn't realised it yet though."
I saw a quote on Fab from someone saying, I want to wear you like a glove puppet. Now I have a mental image of you fisting Rubi and Rubi dressed as Mr Punch saying in a Punch voice, "that's the way to do it, that's the way to do it..."  |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"16:21
Just home from modern slavery and trying to devise a cunning plan that might lead to me not going back on Monday over a nice hot brew.
I almost geeked out about proper modern slavery to you then and then realised you were teasyweasying dammit.
Oh, I like when you geek.
It gives me a tingle, like when Lacey drives over a humpback bridge too fast.
Don’t call yourself a humpback bridge, so self deprecating!!
Self deprecation is essential with a face like mine
*depreciation* "
You’re losing value by the second. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me.
We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after.
Pics or it never happened. The sex I mean.
You want photos of us having sex?
Nonchalantly smiles and says mebbe
It would be an interesting conversation and I would have to tread carefully because she knows how much I fancy you. How would you advise me to approach this?"
You fancy me?! |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"4.29. Sitting in front of a fan, trying to work out August debauchery and daydreaming about fisting Rubi. She would totally be the fistee. She hasn't realised it yet though.
You having a summer fistival?!
What’s your fan chanting - 2,4,6,8 who do we appreciate? Meli!
Your word play gets me tingling.
My fan doesn't indulge my need to be appreciated. "
It really should.  |
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over a year ago
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"I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me.
We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after.
Pics or it never happened. The sex I mean.
You want photos of us having sex?
Nonchalantly smiles and says mebbe
It would be an interesting conversation and I would have to tread carefully because she knows how much I fancy you. How would you advise me to approach this?
You fancy me?!"
He’s not made of wood |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"4.29. Sitting in front of a fan, trying to work out August debauchery and daydreaming about fisting Rubi. She would totally be the fistee. She hasn't realised it yet though.
I saw a quote on Fab from someone saying, I want to wear you like a glove puppet. Now I have a mental image of you fisting Rubi and Rubi dressed as Mr Punch saying in a Punch voice, "that's the way to do it, that's the way to do it..." "
If that's what makes your appendage chunky, carry on... she'd probably pull off that outfit. |
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"Laying under the fan waiting for wife to get in from work
Are you doing to jump out from under it and surprise her?
I think if I jumped I’d cause myself an injury
Slide?"
Now that’s just given me an idea , wait till she just coming through the door then slide naked down the stairs shouting “surprise” |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me.
We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after.
Pics or it never happened. The sex I mean.
You want photos of us having sex?
Nonchalantly smiles and says mebbe
It would be an interesting conversation and I would have to tread carefully because she knows how much I fancy you. How would you advise me to approach this?
You fancy me?!
He’s not made of wood "
Apparently he is.  |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Laying under the fan waiting for wife to get in from work
Are you doing to jump out from under it and surprise her?
I think if I jumped I’d cause myself an injury
Slide?
Now that’s just given me an idea , wait till she just coming through the door then slide naked down the stairs shouting “surprise” "
Do it! |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Laying under the fan waiting for wife to get in from work
Are you doing to jump out from under it and surprise her?
I think if I jumped I’d cause myself an injury
Slide?
Now that’s just given me an idea , wait till she just coming through the door then slide naked down the stairs shouting “surprise”
Do it!"
Although to be fair it was my idea! |
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"I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me.
We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after.
Pics or it never happened. The sex I mean.
You want photos of us having sex?
Nonchalantly smiles and says mebbe
It would be an interesting conversation and I would have to tread carefully because she knows how much I fancy you. How would you advise me to approach this?
You fancy me?!"
How honest do you want me to be? Would it be a bad thing?
You know, Meli would laugh if she knew you wrote that. Try asking her. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me.
We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after.
Pics or it never happened. The sex I mean.
You want photos of us having sex?
Nonchalantly smiles and says mebbe
It would be an interesting conversation and I would have to tread carefully because she knows how much I fancy you. How would you advise me to approach this?
You fancy me?!
How honest do you want me to be? Would it be a bad thing?
You know, Meli would laugh if she knew you wrote that. Try asking her. "
Be honest, I wouldn’t know otherwise. I’m really rather slow. |
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"I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me.
We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after.
Pics or it never happened. The sex I mean.
You want photos of us having sex?
Nonchalantly smiles and says mebbe
It would be an interesting conversation and I would have to tread carefully because she knows how much I fancy you. How would you advise me to approach this?
You fancy me?!
How honest do you want me to be? Would it be a bad thing?
You know, Meli would laugh if she knew you wrote that. Try asking her.
Be honest, I wouldn’t know otherwise. I’m really rather slow."
You asked for it.
I have a top five on this site (not in any order) who rouse my loins noticeably more than others, not just because of what they look like but because of how they are as people too. I have made passing references on the forum to this.
Meli knows she's on it, at least one other should know by now, one may realise but I'm not sure, one I think isn't fussed, and now you should know because I'm telling you. Meli had already worked that out. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me.
We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after.
Pics or it never happened. The sex I mean.
You want photos of us having sex?
Nonchalantly smiles and says mebbe
It would be an interesting conversation and I would have to tread carefully because she knows how much I fancy you. How would you advise me to approach this?
You fancy me?!
How honest do you want me to be? Would it be a bad thing?
You know, Meli would laugh if she knew you wrote that. Try asking her.
Be honest, I wouldn’t know otherwise. I’m really rather slow.
You asked for it.
I have a top five on this site (not in any order) who rouse my loins noticeably more than others, not just because of what they look like but because of how they are as people too. I have made passing references on the forum to this.
Meli knows she's on it, at least one other should know by now, one may realise but I'm not sure, one I think isn't fussed, and now you should know because I'm telling you. Meli had already worked that out."
Oooooerrrrr! I thought we just both liked jazz!
That’s made me smile. |
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"I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me.
We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after.
Pics or it never happened. The sex I mean.
You want photos of us having sex?
Nonchalantly smiles and says mebbe
It would be an interesting conversation and I would have to tread carefully because she knows how much I fancy you. How would you advise me to approach this?
You fancy me?!
How honest do you want me to be? Would it be a bad thing?
You know, Meli would laugh if she knew you wrote that. Try asking her.
Be honest, I wouldn’t know otherwise. I’m really rather slow.
You asked for it.
I have a top five on this site (not in any order) who rouse my loins noticeably more than others, not just because of what they look like but because of how they are as people too. I have made passing references on the forum to this.
Meli knows she's on it, at least one other should know by now, one may realise but I'm not sure, one I think isn't fussed, and now you should know because I'm telling you. Meli had already worked that out.
Oooooerrrrr! I thought we just both liked jazz!
That’s made me smile."
The jazz is definitely part of it.
If you really want an ego boost, ask Meli. I'm guessing she wouldn't mind. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me.
We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after.
Pics or it never happened. The sex I mean.
You want photos of us having sex?
Nonchalantly smiles and says mebbe
It would be an interesting conversation and I would have to tread carefully because she knows how much I fancy you. How would you advise me to approach this?
You fancy me?!
How honest do you want me to be? Would it be a bad thing?
You know, Meli would laugh if she knew you wrote that. Try asking her.
Be honest, I wouldn’t know otherwise. I’m really rather slow.
You asked for it.
I have a top five on this site (not in any order) who rouse my loins noticeably more than others, not just because of what they look like but because of how they are as people too. I have made passing references on the forum to this.
Meli knows she's on it, at least one other should know by now, one may realise but I'm not sure, one I think isn't fussed, and now you should know because I'm telling you. Meli had already worked that out."
Meli the forum oracle. 
He does E. I don't blame him. |
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"Contemplating how much 'trouble I'm in for nodding off at my desk at work... twice in 2 weeks! I'm trying to come up with a good excuse...suggestions welcome
Narcolepsy "
I could work with that..but I'd need adoctors note. *Contplates ringing gp* |
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By *rReyMan
over a year ago
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"Contemplating how much 'trouble I'm in for nodding off at my desk at work... twice in 2 weeks! I'm trying to come up with a good excuse...suggestions welcome"
First let's fix the problem, have you tries Berocca. Second, excuses, sorry boss I was up all night finger blasting myself while looking at hot pics and having sexy chats on Fab.
Does your boss seem like the kind of person that could work with? |
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By *rReyMan
over a year ago
Fleet |
"16:51 just adjusted my ballbag
Don’t call Lacey your ballbag."
You jest, but the problem is real when it's hot and humid and your hairless balling sticks to the inside of your thigh, just unbearable.  |
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"Dossing about doing a particualarly tricky cryptic crossword.
Particualarly?! Is that some cryptic spelling!?!
You should totally get ready for an evening wedding - decided what to wear yet?
Yeah that word got away from me
Navy w white pin stripe Paul Smith 2 piece and a white v neck t shirt. It's a punk wedding so I'll be totally overdressed. But fuck it...
Can decide between shoes or trainers tho....
TRAINERS
I’d dry hump you in that.
It'd better be dry that suit is expensive!
I am a woman of a certain age, of course it’s gonna be dry."
Yeah whatever. I know a permanently moistened bint when I see one....
For clarity that is a compliment and a movie reference. |
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"16:51 just adjusted my ballbag
Don’t call Lacey your ballbag.
You jest, but the problem is real when it's hot and humid and your hairless balling sticks to the inside of your thigh, just unbearable. "
Thank you hairless ballbag brother |
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"16:51 just adjusted my ballbag
Don’t call Lacey your ballbag.
You jest, but the problem is real when it's hot and humid and your hairless balling sticks to the inside of your thigh, just unbearable.
Thank you hairless ballbag brother "
The pain is all too real... heavy sigh |
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"Contemplating how much 'trouble I'm in for nodding off at my desk at work... twice in 2 weeks! I'm trying to come up with a good excuse...suggestions welcome
First let's fix the problem, have you tries Berocca. Second, excuses, sorry boss I was up all night finger blasting myself while looking at hot pics and having sexy chats on Fab.
Does your boss seem like the kind of person that could work with? "
Thanks for the Berocca tip ....she does have a glint in her eye so you never know that just might work |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Dossing about doing a particualarly tricky cryptic crossword.
Particualarly?! Is that some cryptic spelling!?!
You should totally get ready for an evening wedding - decided what to wear yet?
Yeah that word got away from me
Navy w white pin stripe Paul Smith 2 piece and a white v neck t shirt. It's a punk wedding so I'll be totally overdressed. But fuck it...
Can decide between shoes or trainers tho....
TRAINERS
I’d dry hump you in that.
It'd better be dry that suit is expensive!
I am a woman of a certain age, of course it’s gonna be dry.
Yeah whatever. I know a permanently moistened bint when I see one....
For clarity that is a compliment and a movie reference."
Did you just use your python on me?! |
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By *rReyMan
over a year ago
Fleet |
"Contemplating how much 'trouble I'm in for nodding off at my desk at work... twice in 2 weeks! I'm trying to come up with a good excuse...suggestions welcome
First let's fix the problem, have you tries Berocca. Second, excuses, sorry boss I was up all night finger blasting myself while looking at hot pics and having sexy chats on Fab.
Does your boss seem like the kind of person that could work with?
Thanks for the Berocca tip ....she does have a glint in her eye so you never know that just might work "
I'm up at five for my train to London during the week. I work when I get home till around 10 then fab till midnight,Berocca is my go to remedy.
I don't have a boss, I'm it. But I do have customers and I don't think I could sell the Fab angle as my USP |
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over a year ago
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"Dossing about doing a particualarly tricky cryptic crossword.
Particualarly?! Is that some cryptic spelling!?!
You should totally get ready for an evening wedding - decided what to wear yet?
Yeah that word got away from me
Navy w white pin stripe Paul Smith 2 piece and a white v neck t shirt. It's a punk wedding so I'll be totally overdressed. But fuck it...
Can decide between shoes or trainers tho....
TRAINERS
I’d dry hump you in that.
It'd better be dry that suit is expensive!
I am a woman of a certain age, of course it’s gonna be dry.
Yeah whatever. I know a permanently moistened bint when I see one....
For clarity that is a compliment and a movie reference.
Did you just use your python on me?! "
I should be so lucky and anyway I'm hung like a wasp... |
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By *rReyMan
over a year ago
Fleet |
"16:51 just adjusted my ballbag
Don’t call Lacey your ballbag.
You jest, but the problem is real when it's hot and humid and your hairless balling sticks to the inside of your thigh, just unbearable.
Thank you hairless ballbag brother "
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Dossing about doing a particualarly tricky cryptic crossword.
Particualarly?! Is that some cryptic spelling!?!
You should totally get ready for an evening wedding - decided what to wear yet?
Yeah that word got away from me
Navy w white pin stripe Paul Smith 2 piece and a white v neck t shirt. It's a punk wedding so I'll be totally overdressed. But fuck it...
Can decide between shoes or trainers tho....
TRAINERS
I’d dry hump you in that.
It'd better be dry that suit is expensive!
I am a woman of a certain age, of course it’s gonna be dry.
Yeah whatever. I know a permanently moistened bint when I see one....
For clarity that is a compliment and a movie reference.
Did you just use your python on me?!
I should be so lucky and anyway I'm hung like a wasp..."
If it’s stinging, there’s most definitely a cream for that. |
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By *rReyMan
over a year ago
Fleet |
"Ten past five and I'm peeling another two..
Is everyone now talking about hairless ball bags?
A brotherhood is formed."
The Hairless Ballbag Band of Brothers
Is there a female equivalent? |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Ten past five and I'm peeling another two..
Is everyone now talking about hairless ball bags?
A brotherhood is formed.
The Hairless Ballbag Band of Brothers
Is there a female equivalent? "
Veet VVomen |
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"Ten past five and I'm peeling another two..
Is everyone now talking about hairless ball bags?
A brotherhood is formed.
The Hairless Ballbag Band of Brothers
Is there a female equivalent? "
The sticky quim sisters.
Meli & stelly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ten past five and I'm peeling another two..
Is everyone now talking about hairless ball bags?
A brotherhood is formed.
The Hairless Ballbag Band of Brothers
Is there a female equivalent? "
A sorority of fur free flange.... |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Ten past five and I'm peeling another two..
Is everyone now talking about hairless ball bags?
A brotherhood is formed.
The Hairless Ballbag Band of Brothers
Is there a female equivalent?
The sticky quim sisters.
Meli & stelly "
Stelly has calmed down on horndogging. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Ten past five and I'm peeling another two..
Is everyone now talking about hairless ball bags?
A brotherhood is formed.
The Hairless Ballbag Band of Brothers
Is there a female equivalent?
The sticky quim sisters.
Meli & stelly
Stelly has calmed down on horndogging. "
Stelly has been a bit poorly but she’s waking up. |
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By *rReyMan
over a year ago
Fleet |
"Ten past five and I'm peeling another two..
Is everyone now talking about hairless ball bags?
A brotherhood is formed.
The Hairless Ballbag Band of Brothers
Is there a female equivalent?
A sorority of fur free flange...."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m watching Jean de Florette.
Big hairy ballbags.
Galinette!
I’m in love with Manon in the sequel."
Emmanuelle Béart is a natural beauty, extremely sexy! |
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"Contemplating how much 'trouble I'm in for nodding off at my desk at work... twice in 2 weeks! I'm trying to come up with a good excuse...suggestions welcome
First let's fix the problem, have you tries Berocca. Second, excuses, sorry boss I was up all night finger blasting myself while looking at hot pics and having sexy chats on Fab.
Does your boss seem like the kind of person that could work with?
Thanks for the Berocca tip ....she does have a glint in her eye so you never know that just might work
I'm up at five for my train to London during the week. I work when I get home till around 10 then fab till midnight,Berocca is my go to remedy.
I don't have a boss, I'm it. But I do have customers and I don't think I could sell the Fab angle as my USP "
I'm up around 5 most mornings and the days are long. At work I'm a grafter but still it's bad form to nod off. I'm little embarrassed tbh. More so even than if I'd used fab as an excuse  |
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